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They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants. — Bob Dylan

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. — Diane Arbus

Once he shit a pint or so of stinky brown fluid in his pants, and once he managed to get his trousers down, and he cared little either way. — Anonymous

Magic is like pulling the pin on a grenade and then stuffing it down your pants to see what happens. — Greg Van Eekhout

I would borrow the microphone and stuff it down the front of my pants, examining myself from every angle in the mirror — Augusten Burroughs

My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under my breath. — Richard Dreyfuss

Do you repel pants? Do they actually jump off you?" Dove cringed as she noticed his black socks.
"Pants are afraid of my dick. — Debra Anastasia

I groped you like a blind whore in a braille factory, okay?! And then I shoved your hand down my pants, and rode it all the way to Happy Town! — Nicole Christie

Fine, dandy, she thought. Then lose the shirt, peel off those leather pants, and lie down on my tile. We'll take turns being on the bottom. — J.R. Ward

You taste like sugar," he pants through a smile, still out of breath.
"Somehow I doubt that. But I appreciate the thought. — Addison Moore

People have told me to have sex when i feel the desire to, but right now i have no desire to pull my pants down in front of a girl. — Zac Hanson

Some vampires wouldn't react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn't recommend testing the theory. — Molly Harper

And no man, not even Cyprien, could chase a girl with his pants down. — Lynn Viehl

I'm not supposed to be the one that's caught with his pants down. — Robert Towne

Bet you've never had a bear down your pants before. Though I'm kind of a bear in bed. (Rick from Back to Basics) — Erin McCarthy

Hell's a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I'm gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants. — Christa Faust

I just want to make sure he's a good fit for her. She has problems - craps her pants, stuff like that. If she needs help, I want to be there. — Debra Anastasia

I'm unbelievably ticklish. When I was a little kid, my sisters would hold me down and tickle me until I peed my pants. — Ronda Rousey

I want to catch Mr Whitlam with his pants down. — Malcolm Fraser

I may have a feather duster down my pants. — Johnny Depp

Comedy is tragedy standing on its head with its pants down. — Chris Crutcher

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants. — Jeaniene Frost

I miss being able to wake up when I want and go on stage when I want and pull down my pants when I want. — Mark Wahlberg

Up with skirts, down with pants!' — Edwin Edwards

Well, put that lovely treasure back in your pants and calm down. — Christine Feehan

Does anyone need yet another politician caught with his pants down and money sticking in his hole? — Lou Reed

A person who publishes a book appears willfully in public eye with his pants down. — Edna St. Vincent Millay

St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants down in New Jersey. — Margot Leitman

Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed. — Paul Newman

We slid down on our behinds, little avalanches of sand pouring around our feet and down our pants. — Ransom Riggs

Last time you said that, you meant for me to stick my hand down your pants." "Yeah, that's what I mean now. — Bella Love

Aston Villa have literally metaphorically had their pants pulled down — Dion Dublin

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. — Kendare Blake

What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise. — Robert Scheer

I went from a morning of fear and panic to mind-boggling confusion, to an overwhelming sense of guilt, to stuffing a pair of socks down my pants. — Ashley Newell

He was over Keith's lap, pants down. He heard Reed's sharp intake of breath as he watched. Reed — S.E. Jakes

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down. — Dana Gould

I never sought out a record deal. It caught me with my pants down. I was just a musician doing my thing, I didn't even send my records out. — Jamie Cullum

Every rock song is some variation of 'Pull down your pants' — Bruce Springsteen

When your pants are down around your ankles, that's when everyone arrives. — Nicole Krauss

I'd never been turned on by the Ken doll - even before I looked down his pants and saw what was missing. — Karen Marie Moning

Love caught me with my pants down, watering skeleton flowers and humming the blues. — R.X. Bird

There's no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles. — Kathy Bryson

Colonies are the outhouses of the European soul, where a fellow can let his pants down and relax, enjoy the smell of his own shit. — Thomas Pynchon

Eating in front of the TV with your pants off is the type of thing that wears you down over time. — Heather Wagner

You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down. — David Letterman

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? — Mitch Hedberg

Never make an important decision with your pants down. — Katie Thayne

Thomas, I can pull down you're pants and point you downwind, but even with the Lord's help I can't pee for you. — Bernard Cornwell

Lonzo made a show of patting down his pockets "Damn, I must have left my rope and grappling hook in my other pants. — Alexis Morgan

I'd pull your pants down and let you ride me right here. — Erin McCarthy

I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts. — Victoria Wood

Pull down your pants! I've heard about nigger-cocks my whole life but never seen one! — Stephen King

So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants. — Hank Green

I was leaving nothing to chance, and literally refused to be caught unarmed with my pants down. — Elle Casey

Wisdom of the Ages: Do the aliens on the moon pull down their pants and 'earth' their friends for fun? — Matthew D. Heines