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I would guess that he thought and thought for at least ten years before he came up with a stupendous idea, that glory of man's inventiveness, pants. — Soseki Natsume

Use the muscle in your skull, and then the one in your pants. Impress me with your vocabulary, and then your sexual attentiveness. — Jasinda Wilder

considering that he was no longer wearing pants. — Laurelin McGee

I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different. — Thom Yorke

She says that I wore some pretty sexy leather pants to that first meeting, but I don't remember. — Dick Ebersol

I wiggled and squirmed in my seat as if I had ants in my pants, but in reality it was merely impatience. — A.B. Shepherd

I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time, — Jennifer Lawrence

My style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds. — Donatella Versace

Hey Orion? Put some pants on, toss her over your shoulder, and carry her off like a man, for the love of Pete! — Josephine Angelini

I don't think humans are meant to be looked at when we're buying pants. — Ricky Gervais

I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants. — Whitney Houston

I had always done these 3D things that you could walk through. They were always done off the seat of my pants without blueprints or course. — Red Grooms

Well tarnation you're a meanie pants aren't you?" ~Miss Mary~ — Lucian Bane

With a groan, he let his head fall into his hands. His life was officially a bad eighties movie. Without the parachute pants. — Charlie Cochet

When I say drop your pants and show me the moon, I'm not just whistling Dixie! — George W. Bush

People have told me to have sex when i feel the desire to, but right now i have no desire to pull my pants down in front of a girl. — Zac Hanson

Arty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants. — Ray Davies

The hottest thing in the world is to wear pants with stockings. — Diana Vreeland

The art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair. — Mary Heaton Vorse

I put my hand on the crotch of my pants. There's only one pole that counts and I've got it right here. — Georgia Cates

I started in live television and I've done a lot of live TV and that's really the thing that I love best. I love flying by the seat of my pants. — Florence Henderson

I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's not my statement!' — Kanye West

A blanket could be used to sell ice cream to streakers. Well, it could, if those naked runners didn't leave their wallets in their pants. — Jarod Kintz

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down. — Dana Gould

I love red. Red pants. Red suit. Red coat. Red anything. — Brad Goreski

I still put my pants on the same way. I still walk on my pool twice a day. — Jim Caviezel

If you must have a female role model, may I recommend Katherine Hepburn or Angelina Jolie: lots of pants, lots of attitude, no jewelry. — David Leddick

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on. — Christopher Moore

But you men ... you're all alike. Alive, dead, undead - all perverts! I had a drunken pervert in my pants! Do you know how unsanitary that is? — Jeaniene Frost

My butt has specific requirements for pants. — Ann Brashares

I have a fuller figure and sometimes like to hide my legs. Palazzo pants accentuate my small waist and make me feel a little like Katharine Hepburn. — Debi Mazar

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants. — Thom Yorke

He sleeps with everything that moves, and his brain is located in his pants - which means it's microscopic. — Kody Keplinger

Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask. — Tim Heaton

I used to have terrible tantrums. I was temperamental when I was younger. Actually, what I needed was a swift kick in the pants. What a brat! — Dorothy Hamill

Religion is for those of us with too little imagination....or too much. — Commander Pants

In the span of a few minuted, he'd gone from his usual Mr. Cranky-Pants to Sir Kissy Smiles-A-Lot. — Julie Ann Walker

Slaves of Plastic! Leather-shoe chino-pants prisoners! Haircut junkies! Dacron-shiffers! — Allen Ginsberg

He was over Keith's lap, pants down. He heard Reed's sharp intake of breath as he watched. Reed — S.E. Jakes

They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph. — Jackie Cooper

The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger. — Dana Gould

Bruno was jealous, he had to wear stupid pants en shoes while the boys at the other side of the fence were wearing nice pyjamas al day long — John Boyne

I wear the writer pants in the family. — Buffy Andrews

It was the kind of beauty that made you shit your pants. — Brent Weeks

In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean. — Ellen DeGeneres

Okay, who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants? — James Potter

My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants. — Tom Kaulitz

I'm a pants girl. I just feel more comfortable in them. — Dree Hemingway

Three things it would be extremely difficult to play a show without: makeup, my vocal cords and pants. — Andy Biersack

My guilty pleasure is elastic-waisted pants. And reruns of shows I've already seen 400 times on TV. — Ross Mathews

A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles ahead in results. — Ella Wheeler Wilcox

As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219 — Cassandra Clare

No matter how much you skake and dance, you always get some on your pants. — Allan

Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants. — David Letterman

Days she's wasted locked up here in this room, and nothing she's done is half as good as the sketch of a chair she did while shitting her pants. — Chuck Palahniuk

What can I say? I'm like a playground water fountain, I live to wet people's pants. — Frances Winkler

I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants. — Billy Joel

Oh you rebel you! — Mallory Hopkins

I wore hot pants and cowboy boots and I thought, 'What have I gotten myself into?' — Alek Wek

Braccas meas vescimini!" I yelled. I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant "Eat my pants! — Rick Riordan

pants on. "We have to go. We can't let Forbes — Taylor Buck

What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise. — Robert Scheer

Did I wear you out?"
"Out of my pants, maybe. — Jennifer DeLucy

Just then a bullet zips between us. That gets my pants off pretty quick. — Sam A. Patel

I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them. — Dr. Seuss

I'm too tasteful for my pants. — Ian Williams

Aston Villa have literally metaphorically had their pants pulled down — Dion Dublin

Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have my pants dry cleaned the next day. — Dennis Miller

I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they should really wear the pants in the relationship. — Eva Mendes

The soul aspiring pants its source to mount,As streams meander level with their fount. — Robert Montgomery

Ivy, however, just wanted to get in David's pants. — Kim Harrison

I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers. — Craig Ferguson

People with chile peppers on their chef pants shouldn't be allowed in the kitchen. — April Bloomfield

Look, if some guy dressed in his mother's clothes breaks in, fight him off until I get my pants back on. — Nora Roberts

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. — Frederick Buechner

Do not fear facing people without your pants; the world is dirtier than your underwear. — M.F. Moonzajer

It's ironic, really, isn't it? Nineteen-year age gap, and it's the old bloke who comes in his pants, and the twenty-something with performance issues. — Jay Northcote

I don't think that's the only thing he did in those pants. — Kane

When your lips move, it makes me want to take my pants off right here. Beckett went in for a kiss. — Debra Anastasia

Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants. — Bill Maher

Your Pants Are Bragging at Me — Jenny Lawson

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on. — Jerry Coleman

I went from a morning of fear and panic to mind-boggling confusion, to an overwhelming sense of guilt, to stuffing a pair of socks down my pants. — Ashley Newell

I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy. — Jason Sudeikis

I blame it on his pants. — Stephanie Perkins

Yummy had been hiding under a layer of cranky-pants. I really hoped I would see less frowning and more abs from now on. — Melissa Haag

You can't teach an ear, you can't teach talent, but you can teach people who have those things not to just fly by the seat of their pants. — Marya Hornbacher

I don't really like pants, man. I like tights. I'm not really a pants person. I choose not to wear pants. — Taylor Momsen

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. — Josh Billings

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait
no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?! — Stephen Colbert

I'm almost used to you showing up without shoes, but where the hell are your pants? — Dani Harper

A dark-haired little boy just in pants stood bewildered near the blaze, saying, as if there had been some mistake, We live here. We live here. — Christopher Buehlman

I had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren't literally made of fire. — Michelle Rowen

Don't look like a fool with your pants on the ground! — Larry Platt

Holy hell! Is that real or a pet sea serpent that he just so happens to let sleep in his pants? — K.M. Golland

I stood up, and my pants ripped completely across the seam. It was inevitable, but for once in my life, my timing had been decent. — Joan Bauer

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. — Larry David

I've always been a tomboy. I've always liked to wear red, black, and white, and mostly pants. — Janet Jackson

Men should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold. — Adam Clayton

I don't know who that guy was in the famous statue called The Thinker, but he was so deep in thought, he forgot to put on a pair of pants. — R.J. Silver