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If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait
no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?! (Stephen Colbert)

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Stephen Colbert Quotes: If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait  no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
Stephen Colbert Quotes: If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait  no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
Stephen Colbert Quotes: If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait  no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
Stephen Colbert Quotes: If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait  no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
Stephen Colbert Quotes: If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait  no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
Stephen Colbert Quotes: If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait  no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
Stephen Colbert Quotes: If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait  no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
Stephen Colbert Quotes: If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait  no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
Stephen Colbert Quotes: If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait  no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
Stephen Colbert Quotes: If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait  no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
Stephen Colbert Quotes: If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait  no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
Stephen Colbert Quotes: If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait  no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
Stephen Colbert Quotes: If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait  no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
Stephen Colbert Quotes: If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait  no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!
Stephen Colbert Quotes: If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait  no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?!