Pancakes Quotes: top 87 famous quotes about Pancakes

Pancakes Quotes & Sayings

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So you're a dom, huh? Nice." I stabbed my pancakes again. "Kinky."
"You're the one who ties people up, babe. — Lilith Saintcrow

Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International House of Pancakes. — Pat Buchanan

Taking me in, he sweeps his hair back revealing eyes the color of maple syrup. I have the sudden urge to eat pancakes. — Samantha Towle

'Time to live dangerously. We're having pancakes.' — Barbara Elsborg

Most people need expensive cars or designer clothes to be happy. You just need pancakes. And snow. — Allie Everhart

mountains of pancakes, eggs, and bacon. — Apryl Baker

No matter how flat you make your pancakes, it still has two sides. — Daniel Tosh

Love is such an arbitrary thing. I love my mom. I love pancakes. — Doug Stanhope

Maybe love was a woman feeding him pancakes. Maybe it was someone sitting across from him sipping orange juice just to please him. — Christine Feehan

We are Muslims. My father would pawn off his Muslim in-laws as Hindus just so that he could get free pancakes. — Aasif Mandvi

You know what really fries my Puerto rican pancakes? — Mark Gungor

It's pretty easy to hear what people are physically responding to versus what's just flat as a pancake in the room when it comes to jokes. — Elizabeth Banks

plate stacked high with chocolate waffles (slutty pancakes, he called them). — Eric Arvin

You're too skinny," she said. "Too much coffee, not enough pancakes. — Cassandra Clare

I think children are like pancakes. You sort of ruin the first one, and you get better at it the second time around. — Kelly Ripa

You're drowning them!" she complained. "Hey, I'm a Poseidon kid," he said. "I can't drown. And neither can my pancakes." To — Rick Riordan

cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend — Amy Krouse Rosenthal

He'd say most kids were made of sugar and spice, but his Kylee was made of pancakes. — Mia Moore

A sweet kiss on her head made her little heart swell; she had pancakes, her dog. She had love. All was well. — Renata Bowers

It's funny how even when the sky falls around us, people still have to make pancakes — Rachel DeWoskin

Someone who eats pancakes and jam can't be so awfully dangerous. You can talk to him. — Tove Jansson

One can't be too dangerous, if they like to eat pancakes. Especially with jam on it. — Tove Jansson

One week I'll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma's Corner. But I always end up at Coldstone. I love ice cream. — CM Punk

I like pancakes! And I have a gun. I shoot bad guys with it. Sometimes, bad guys go to sleep and don't wake up. That makes Harley sad. — Stephen Jenner

I'am looking for the book "Pancakes for Breakfast" by Tomie dePaola to read online. Can you help me with this? — Tomie DePaola

I wanna get a little drunk, but I also want some pancakes. — Dave Attell

It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year. — Fred Melamed

I make the best pancakes you'll ever have! And I claim that title gladly. On Saturdays I make them for everybody. — Gloria Estefan

If you want pancakes for breakfast, offer to help make them. — Cynthia Lewis

Good thing we weren't here when this happened," Fred added. "We'd be pancakes - DEAD ones! — Jo Ann Yhard

So it's a yes, then? To blue-corn pancakes or being your girlfriend? — Alyson Noel

Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love? — George Carlin

Pancakes taste best consumed in periods of sloth on protracted weekend mornings. — Ken Albala

There was no time for chit-chat when there were chocolate chip pancakes to be eaten. — Kristen Day

Even after everything else has gone wrong, pancakes still smell the same. — Claire Legrand

My absolute favorite meal in Nashville is sweet-potato pancakes at Pancake Pantry. — Taylor Swift

My father would often work all night and sleep during the day, so for us, dinner might be pancakes, and breakfast might be beef stroganoff. — Ahmet Zappa

The pancakes sort of made up for having to endure actual socialization. — Micalea Smeltzer

Hey, I'm a Poseidon kid," he said. "I can't drown. And neither can my pancakes. — Rick Riordan

I love pancakes, and I actually do love healthy stuff. Like, I love gluten-free or whole-wheat pancakes. Breakfast is my favorite meal. — Ashley Tisdale

I like pancakes. — Brandon Mull

One of my daughters told me the other day, "Kevin Hart is funnier than you, Daddy." I told her, "Does Kevin Hart make you pancakes?" — Chris Rock

Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes? — A. J. Jacobs

Pancakes! I jumped from my bed excitedly and jogged to the kitchen: my quick morning run. — Kia Carrington-Russell

Lord of the universe slammed his face into his pancakes, which demolished the pancakes and the plate and put a crack in the table, — Rick Riordan

She fucking glued pancakes on my ceiling! The crazy-assed devil woman glued motherfucking pancakes on the ceiling — Belle Aurora

It's hard to imagine a scenario where someone would say no to pancakes. — David Levithan

Watching a woman make Russian pancakes, you might think that she was calling on the spirits or extracting from the batter the philosopher's stone. — Anton Chekhov

I like to sit on my pancakes! — Robert Benfer

Nakata nodded That's right. Pancakes are one of Nakata's favorites. — Haruki Murakami

His gorgeous ass flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes in his pants. My hunger for pancakes had never been stronger. — Elijah Daniel

And because Scarlet loved pancakes ... That's what he would do. Make pancakes and flee. — Chelsea Fine

Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesnt make it pancakes — Samuel L. Jackson

It was like the way you wanted sunshine on Saturdays, or pancakes for breakfast. They just made you feel good. — Sarah Addison Allen

Because pancakes." **** — T.M. Frazier

Grief is a wound that needs attention in order to heal. We can have pancakes. — Sara Levine

Would you like some more pancakes? Annie asked. I could tell that Annie was a smart girl. I hate to eat on the job. But I must keep up my strength. — Marjorie Weinman Sharmat

Well, what the fuck do you think we do around here, boy? Sell pancakes?" — Cassandra Gannon

I used to work at The International House of Pancakes. It was a dream, and I made it happen. — Paula Poundstone

I don't really like the whole pancake look. — Lara Stone

Take your hallowed halls of Congress or the littered floor of the Stock Exchange, America is built on its pancake houses! — Michael Paterniti

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. — W.C. Fields

I got to wear pancake makeup because you know I'm a show biz professional and they all wear pancake makeup. I got to drink free cokes! — Levi Johnston

Trying to write, or talk - or think - without invoking time is like trying to make pancakes underwater. Time — John Wray

I hate violence. I hate injustice more. I just want to be a fry cook, but the world demands more from me than eggs and pancakes. — Dean Koontz

She hadn't known that the ability to make pancakes from scratch made a man brutally hot. Now she did. — Suenammi Richards

Can you give us the recipe for the Hempstocks' lemon pancakes? Please don't let that part be make-believe. — Neil Gaiman

Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps — Mitch Hedberg

When I get the chance to make my favorite breakfast on the weekend, I often choose to make pancakes. — Marcus Samuelsson

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, Fuck waffles. — George Carlin

There is hardship in everything except eating pancakes. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

I've missed pancakes. But I'll miss being married to you more. — Molly McAdams

I have brought you half of my pancakes," said Gollie.
"And I have removed one of my outrageous socks," said Bink. "It's a compromise bonanza! — Kate DiCamillo

I certainly don't sit around in the morning making pancakes listening to Whitehouse or anything. — Thurston Moore

Daddy usually complains about those pancakes - he calls them two-bite pancakes — Jeri Watts

If you want people to flock to art, lure them with pancakes. — Wally Lamb

He has an equal stack of pancakes on his plate. He picks up his fork and says, You know these aren't very good for Pretty Town. — Amy A. Bartol

Tell me what you know."
"I'm awake and you're not pancakes. — Seanan McGuire

When life gives you lemons, Beo makes you pancakes" - Colt Maxus — Wulf Francu Godgluck

Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch. — LIZ

Living a good life is like flipping pancakes. If you hesitate, it splatters all over the place. — Matt Simpson

Can you imagine wot it was like. All the girls gettin' luvly figgers and me stayin' flat as a pancake? It was no fun, I tell you. — Twiggy

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes — George Carlin

Once, in Australia, I ate 33 pancakes in 20 minutes, and I only did it because they said a girl could never enter the competition. — Olivia Wilde

The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady. — Frank Zappa

I don't have to tell you I love you. I fed you pancakes. — Kathleen Flinn

If I'm going to feel estranged and alienated and away from home I don't want anyone interrupting it to debate which berries to have in their pancakes. — Rick Moody