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Never lie to your mother. That's like the biggest lesson that I learned, learned throughout my life, you know? — Bristol Palin

Folks, this government isn't too big to fail, it's too big to succeed. — Sarah Palin

I am one to believe that life starts at the moment of conception. — Sarah Palin

Candidate Obama promised to fundamentally transform America and that's one promise he has kept. Turning a shining city on a hill into a sinking ship. — Sarah Palin

I'm just one of many moms who will say an extra prayer each night for our sons and daughters going into harm's way. — Sarah Palin

Palin seems to have forgotten that her poll ratings have plummeted since the summer of 2011. — Ron Fournier

(Sarah Palin's) greatest hypocrisy is in her pretense that she is a woman. — Wendy Doniger

We need independents, we need the GOP, we need Reagan Democrats. — Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin gave a speech in South Korea. Just what the Koreans needed: Two crazy dictators in fashionable lady's glasses. — Conan O'Brien

The human race should just slow down and think about what it is doing. — Michael Palin

We need a foreign policy that distinguishes America's friends from her enemies, and recognizes the true threats that we face. — Sarah Palin

I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars. — Michael Palin

Polls? Nah ... they're for strippers and cross country skiers. — Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin should not be on vacation. She should be in summer school. — Bill Maher

Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for. — David Letterman

It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia. — Sarah Palin

A gasline will help shape our economic future - the same way that oil has shaped our economic present. — Sarah Palin

We're red, white and blue, and President Obama, we are through with you. — Sarah Palin

I think I will be the most dressed [contestant and have] the most modest outfits for sure because that's who I am, — Bristol Palin

It looks like they picked Sarah goddamn Palin. We have to get moving. — David Plouffe

They determined who got the first question by a coin toss, to which Sarah Palin said, 'Oh, what a coincidence, that's how I got picked.' — Jay Leno

Pressure builds character and allows to handle what else is coming. — Sarah Palin

I can see November from my house. — Sarah Palin

How do you know there's not a door to heaven in the sky between Malaysia and Vietnam? — Sarah Palin

May we always be happy, and may our enemies know it! — Bristol Palin

The news makes me sad, so I don't watch it. — Sarah Palin

Obama's capitalism is a capitalism of connections. — Sarah Palin

The kids growing up is a separate strand to your life. However bad a day you've had, that's the most important thing, and you have to remember that. — Michael Palin

So how's that hopey changey stuff working out for ya? — Sarah Palin

As much as I disagree with Sarah Palin, there's no denying that she was the victim of sexism. — Jessica Valenti

The people don't elect U.S. presidents, God does. — Sarah Palin

It's very noble of President Obama to want to stay at the helm and maybe go down with this sinking ship. — Sarah Palin

This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English. — Bill Maher

I always remind people from outside our state that there's plenty of room for all Alaska's animals - right next to the mashed potatoes. — Sarah Palin

You run the race to win, that's for sure. — Sarah Palin

I have students whose fathers are voting for Sarah Palin. It's wild. — Anne Waldman

Who calls a shot like that? Who makes a decision like that? It's a disturbing trend. — Sarah Palin

I need NOW's defense like a fish needs a bicycle. I don't want them to defend me. — Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin's real quality is that she is her own best creation. — Julianne Moore

I love my baby more than anything. He's like a Gerber baby. He's the cutest baby in the whole world. — Bristol Palin

Despite what the pundits want us to think, contested primaries aren't civil war, they are democracy at work, and that's beautiful. — Sarah Palin

I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California. — Paula Poundstone

She's got no charisma of any kind [but] I can imagine her being mildly useful to a low-rank porn director. — Christopher Hitchens

Why do so many black and Hispanic people vote for liberals who so energetically support the murder of black and Hispanic babies? — Bristol Palin

Sarah Palin's book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you. — David Letterman

There's no free ride. Someone always pays and if you don't know who that someone is, it's probably you. — Sarah Palin

Folks, Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from Alaska. Mitt Romney talks like he's only seen Russia by watching 'Rocky IV.' — John F. Kerry

I worked for Sarah Palin. I have the political staffer version of P.T.S.D., so whenever I hear that she's breaking her silence, my heart stops. — Nicolle Wallace

I actually prepared Vice President Biden for his debate in the last election. I played Sarah Palin. It's a little tough debating a woman. — Jennifer Granholm

Abraham Lincoln suggested never presume to know what God's will is, and I would never presume to know God's will or to speak God's words. — Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami.' — Bill Maher

America's finest - our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for. — Sarah Palin

It's not interesting stuff that they're making up and writing, and that's why they're going down. — Sarah Palin

God's will has to be done, in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that. — Sarah Palin

I'm an athlete. I'm strong. I'm tough. And that's how women should be. That's how they should be built. — Bristol Palin

Consider Palin for President? The most powerful job on earth? You don't give the dumb cheerleader the Uzi. That's in the Bible. — Christopher Titus

Americans have gotten to know Sarah Palin. They know that she's a role model to women and other - and reformers all over America. She's a reformer. — John McCain

If there is such a thing as karma, let's hope that Sarah Palin comes back as a wolf being shot at from a plane. — Bill Maher

Let's not forget, Sarah Palin may not have a golden touch, but, she gave Christine O'Donnell candidate a big touch that got her over the top. — Chris Matthews

Sarah Palin's whole family got into a drunken public fistfight. Something police are calling a 'tragic case of trash-on-trash violence.' — Bill Maher

Please don't ask which I enjoy more - acting or hosting - because I love them equally. — Michael Palin

Mr. President, when it rains it pours, but most Americans hold their own umbrellas — Sarah Palin

I love that smell of the emissions! — Sarah Palin

Inexplicable: I recently won in court to stop my book "America by Heart" from being leaked, but US Govt can't stop Wikileaks' treasonous act? — Sarah Palin

The thought of Sarah Palin as president gives me acid reflux. — Christopher Buckley

In America, we believe that competition strengthens us. — Sarah Palin

Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life — Michael Palin

I believe that there is a God's plan for this world, and that plan for this world is for good. — Sarah Palin

I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you're reading Sarah Palin. — Libba Bray

I am very cautious of people who are absolutely right, especially when they are vehemently so. — Michael Palin

The Vice-President is supreme boss of the Senate. — Sarah Palin

I would have waived the Jones Act, and some unions not might not like it, not union membership, but the union leaders, too many, who are thugs. — Sarah Palin

Well I think that, if you want to look at polarizing people right now, I wouldn't look at Palin, I'd look at Barack Obama. — Laura Ingraham

I need to know if she [Sarah Palin] thinks dinosaurs were here four thousand years ago ... because she's going to have the nuclear code. — Matt Damon

They say the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull - lipstick. — Sarah Palin

John McCain's choice of Sarah Palin as running mate is the towering example of his poor judgment. Palin's ignorance of public affairs is monumental. — Edgar Bronfman, Sr.

And I can see Russia from my house. — Tina Fey

Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated. — Rachel Maddow

Children with special needs inspire a special love. — Sarah Palin

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!! — Michael Palin

I like that lady - Sarah Palin. She's great. I like the cut of her jib. — Paul Johnson

It's not a model if it's full-size. It's a ice-breaker! — Michael Palin

Night falls over Machu Picchu to the sound of Abba's 'Dancing Queen'. — Michael Palin

The United States ranks 14th in the world in education. Even if we subtract Sarah Palin's test scores, it only bumps us to third. Damn you, Finland! — Christopher Titus

George Harrison's passing was really sad, but it does make the afterlife seem much more attractive. — Michael Palin

We need leaders who will stand up for the little guy and listen once again. — Sarah Palin

Asked who attacked America on 9/11, [Sarah Palin] suggested several times that it was Saddam Hussein. — John Heilemann, Mark Halperin

When I have diarrhea I sit backwards on the toilet, because I like to face my enemy before I destroy it. — Sarah Palin

Ronnie Barker was a straightforward man who had this extraordinary ability to make the nation laugh — Michael Palin

There is great variation in brain power all the way from Einstien on one hand to Sarah Palin on the other. — Richard Dawkins

Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids. — Bill Maher

We need American sources of resources, we need American energy, brought to you by American ingenuity and produced by American workers. — Sarah Palin

The [Sarah ]Palin endorsement as sort of vouching for Donald Trump is all about. She is the sort of tribune of not conservatism as ideology. — Chris Hayes

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part. — Andy Borowitz

All I ask of food is that it doesn't harm me. — Michael Palin

I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma. — Bill Maher

If we were real domestic terrorists, shoot, President Obama would be wanting to pal around with us, wouldn't he? — Sarah Palin

The need to eat, sleep and dry out plays havoc with your sense of wonder. — Michael Palin

You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president. — Bill Maher

We are truly the land of the great. From the rock shores of ... Hawaii ... to the beautiful sandy beaches of ... Hawaii ... America is our home. — Sarah Palin