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I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding. — Emo Philips

My back slams against the oven door, and I cover my face and cry. I cry so hard I can't breathe. — Cassie Mae

He dusted the dough with cumin and coriander and salt before he slid the loaves into the oven on flat wooden boards. Perhaps most important, — Alice Hoffman

I'm a vampire, James, not a self cleaning oven. — Jocelynn Drake

light and bake in a moderate oven. OLD VIRGINIA — Carrie V. Shuman

Is not the cup that holds your wine the very cup that was burned in the potter's oven? — Kahlil Gibran

HAIKU Dropped a blueberry Under the oven it rolls Goodbye, forever — Asa Akira

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff. — Mitch Hedberg

Where's the ice cream?"
"In the oven. — E.L. James

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life. — Lemony Snicket

Will you please stop screeching like a fishmonger and run along? Don't you have a bottle of muscatel baking in the oven? — John Kennedy Toole

And what great thing have you done?" asked the peasant. "We? Oh, nothing." "Then to the oven!" he replied. The — Emilia Pardo Bazan

We light the oven so that everyone may bake bread in it. — Jose Marti

Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit. — Jesse Jackson

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt! — Robin Williams

I can do basics, but I'm not a proper cook. I can do a roast. I can stick a chicken in the oven with vegetables. — Lesley Nicol

Got to be the worst place in the world, inside a oven. You in here, you either cleaning or you getting cooked. — Kathryn Stockett

My go-to winter recipe is beef and butternut squash stew, cooked in the slow oven all day. — Jojo Moyes

you don't need to understand any of the biology, just as you don't need to understand radiation to use a microwave oven. — Timothy Ferriss

We appear to have found a place where safe and dangerous are the same thing. — Rob Davis

Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies ... without an oven. — George Carlin

Bullying someone is like cake dough, it shrivels up in the oven if you open the door before it is fully baked. — Mitch Kynock

Beyond the black is the light. — Rob Davis

What if I take you apart and turn you into a toaster oven, how would you like that tin can? — Julie Kagawa

The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds. — James Randi

I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked? — Jessica Savitch

We have a new problem, fresh from the oven and hot as hell. — Scott Lynch

We invited that nice young man, Dave Brewer, who swindled all those people out of their houses, Grandma said, pulling a meatloaf out of the oven. — Janet Evanovich

Best of all are the decorations the grandchildren have made ~ fat little stars and rather crooked Santas, shaped out of dough and baked in the oven. — Gladys Taber

Asians don't use the oven for anything but holding Jordans. — Eddie Huang

I want to sleep in the oven
because I just burn in the bed. — Casey Renee Kiser

I'm a New Yorker; my oven is used for storage. — Cheyenne Jackson

You can shove a cat in an oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit. — Matt Lewis

Seriously," said Kami, her voice faint. "I think I left the oven on at home. Or the iron. Possibly both. — Sarah Rees Brennan

There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. — Phyllis Diller

Anger warms the invention, but overheats the oven. — Benjamin Franklin

Cat can have kittens in the oven, girl, but that won't ever make em muffins. — Stephen King

Doggone thing could make a preacher cuss." I yanked out the muffin pan and slammed the oven shut. — Lois Lavrisa

It was as unsatisfying as a handjob from someone wearing an oven mitt. — Paul Di Filippo

I feel like the queen of the oven! I am the Queen of all oven-dry! Master of heat! You may now address me as "Your Royal Highness"! — Elizabeth Duivenvoorde

Cut my life into pizzas. this is my plastic fork. oven baking, no breathing, dont give a fuck if its carbs that i'm eating' -Catherine Spann — Catherine Spann

I'm a really good dinner party guest. I am always so appreciative, impressed that anyone has even managed to turn on the oven and cook for me. — Lucy Punch

We've got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden - a luxury, I know, but it's one of the best investments I've ever made. — Gwyneth Paltrow

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. — Tracy Morgan

Maybe ignorance is bliss, because you can work out things about people and then wish you hadn't. — Rob Davis

Wearing a burqa is like walking inside a big fabric shuttlecock with only a grille to see through and on hot days it's like an oven. — Malala Yousafzai

Tim Henman has the all-time Betty Crocker draw. We're talking Easy Bake Oven. — Brad Gilbert

He was so close it was hard to breathe. It was exactly like being next to an oven baking a really spicy apple pie. — Lili St. Crow

They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits! — Malcolm X

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven. — Wes Smith

So if you are what you eat and you are as young as you feel, then I am a pizza, right out of the oven. — Tom Althouse

Meditation is like an oven that forces the truth out. — Adyashanti

Imagination is not an icing on the cake of life but the oven in which it is baked. — Orna Ross

Baking happens with ingredients that last for months and come to life inside a warm oven. Baking is slow and leisurely. — Regina Brett

Such is life; and we are but as grass that is cut down, and put into the oven and baked. — Jerome K. Jerome

But I will place this carefully fed pig Within the crackling oven; and, I pray, What nicer dish can e'er be given to man. — Aeschylus

If the mother had not beene in the oven, shee had never sought her daughter there. — George Herbert

The original lists were probably carved in stone and represented longer periods of time. They contained things like 'Get More Clay. Make Better Oven.' — David Viscott

Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven — Charles Petzold

Gabri plugged the oven and the espresso machine into the generator,' explained Olivier. 'No lights, but we have the necessities. — Louise Penny

The kitchen oven is reliable, but it's made us lazy. — Jamie Oliver

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done? — Joan Crawford

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits. — Malcolm X

Raising children is like baking cookies at high altitudes. The recipe doesn't work. You must open the oven door and keep checking on the cookies. — Margaret Aranda

You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven. — Harry Hill

I'll put an oven mitt on before I handle anything hot - including my penis. — Jarod Kintz

It's okay to keep a broken oven in your yard as long as you call it art. — Jenny Lawson

You and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same. — Elton John

I looked back down at the pitiful play-oven. It looked like revenge, if any was to be had, would at best be served half cooked and chewy. — R.S. Grey

We all had our collective heads in the oven. — A.S. King

He is a horse who will burn and bloat and explode in the sun. Put him back in the oven and let him cook until he's done. — Tamora Pierce

The Judgement is not a question, it's a sure answer, as to a clump of dough, that will yeast and rise, or go in the oven and burn to crust. — Anthony Liccione

They tried to roast hazel nuts in the oven and prepare a Christmas meal out of canned ham, two potatoes, and some suspicious looking bread. — Jack Lewis Baillot

Warm familiar scents drift softly from the oven,
And imprint forever upon our hearts
That this is home
and that we are loved. — Arlene Stafford-Wilson

It feels like cheating to look at a person when they're sleeping, Like you can see their innocent self. — Rob Davis

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. — Steven Wright

Truants like you should understand art. The way to free y'rself from any system of control is to do something useless. — Rob Davis

Again, Pyotr knew a pang. He saw her heavy with child, bowed over an oven, sitting before a loom, the grace gone... — Katherine Arden

She had violated one of the basic tenets of any competent cook: she had purchased a turkey without comparing its size to the size of her oven. — Anna Quindlen

My baby is weird man ... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. — Kevin Hart

Everything is made, but only people make things. I mean, how can a thing exist if it isn't made ? How can a shape be a shape if it isn't shaped ? — Rob Davis

I will love you as an oven loves malfunctioning in the middle of roasting a turkey. — Lemony Snicket

The chicken Marsala I made looks ... unique now that it's actually out of the oven and on our plates.
Okay it's fucking frightening. I admit it. — Emma Chase

Without the baggy clothes or oven mitts, she looked less like a cute young housewife and more like something that had crawled out of Hell. — S.M. Reine

I am still in love with couture because it is just two months from drawing pad to runway so everything on the catwalk is hot from the oven. — Christian Lacroix

I'm more like an oven than a microwave, — Erykah Badu

I guess I'm supposed to sit here in this oven like it's 1950, hoping I don't go to hell for stealing a church fan. — K. Martin Beckner

You are free, but you have to choose. An open oven bakes no bread — Paulo Coelho

Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra — Sherrilyn Kenyon

For years, I stored my sweaters in the oven. — Lesley Visser

Q: Why did the bride wear white? A: Because the groom wanted his dishwasher to match his fridge and oven. — Various

They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right. — Steven Wright

Remember, it's very simple to have an oven tested professionally, and it only takes about five minutes. — Delia Smith

Like an airplane, an oven, or an elevator, Faebook is a tool that can make life's To-Dos fun and easy. — Carolyn Abram

Eating something fresh out of the oven is like a hug you can taste. — Regina Brett

We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up. — Joan Ryan

I am the chef of love. Let me utilize your oven. — Jarod Kintz

Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
All the food's in the oven.
And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'. — Craig Ferguson

It's really fun to have a convection oven, even it if it's a little convection toaster oven. It really changes the way you bake. — Tom Douglas

I have 10 children. I've got my eighth grandchild in the oven with Kimberly. I have all these wonderful kids. — Caitlyn Jenner