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Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
— Kristen Schaal
I'm out of tissues for toilet paper too. History notes just aren't ... up to scratch
— Andrea K. Host
These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.
— P. J. O'Rourke
You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.
— Dane Cook
The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Timmy, who made a daring escape, also made a mistake of paying the taxi driver with a check made out of toilet paper.
— Janet Frame
Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.
— Jen Lancaster
I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
— Andy Rooney
He was the first guy to find toilet paper in my butt.
— Hilary Winston
Toilet paper unrolled and slithered
then wrapped around my tummy.
That paper tried to roll me up
into an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter
then wrapped around my tummy.
That paper tried to roll me up
into an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
— Jerry Lawler
Sometimes the toilet paper does not win. Sometimes a broke woman needs the red wine more.
— Shonda Rhimes