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Out Of Toilet Paper Quotes By Kristen Schaal: Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free. — Kristen Schaal

Out Of Toilet Paper Quotes By Andrea K. Host: I'm out of tissues for toilet paper too.

I'm out of tissues for toilet paper too. History notes just aren't ... up to scratch — Andrea K. Host

Out Of Toilet Paper Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: These were people who believed everything about the

These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper. — P. J. O'Rourke

Out Of Toilet Paper Quotes By Dane Cook: You know you're lazy when you run out

You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with. — Dane Cook

Out Of Toilet Paper Quotes By Adam Rex: He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize

He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat. — Adam Rex

Out Of Toilet Paper Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: The worst job in the whole world must

The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper. — Chuck Palahniuk

Out Of Toilet Paper Quotes By Janet Frame: Timmy, who made a daring escape, also made

Timmy, who made a daring escape, also made a mistake of paying the taxi driver with a check made out of toilet paper. — Janet Frame

Out Of Toilet Paper Quotes By Jen Lancaster: Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but

Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper. — Jen Lancaster

Out Of Toilet Paper Quotes By Andy Rooney: I've learned that life is like a roll

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. — Andy Rooney

Out Of Toilet Paper Quotes By Hilary Winston: He was the first guy to find toilet

He was the first guy to find toilet paper in my butt. — Hilary Winston

Out Of Toilet Paper Quotes By Melinda K. Trotter: Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my

Toilet paper unrolled and slithered
then wrapped around my tummy.
That paper tried to roll me up
into an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter

Out Of Toilet Paper Quotes By Jerry Lawler: I don't know if he needs a tic

I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper. — Jerry Lawler

Out Of Toilet Paper Quotes By Shonda Rhimes: Sometimes the toilet paper does not win. Sometimes

Sometimes the toilet paper does not win. Sometimes a broke woman needs the red wine more. — Shonda Rhimes

Out Of Toilet Paper Quotes By Krista Ritchie: It's like leaving the bathroom with a piece

It's like leaving the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper hanging from my pants. — Krista Ritchie

Out Of Toilet Paper Quotes By Sue Grafton: As long as you have sufficient toilet paper,

As long as you have sufficient toilet paper, how far wrong can life go? — Sue Grafton

Out Of Toilet Paper Quotes By Rex Reed: Most of the time he [Marlon Brando] sounds

Most of the time he [Marlon Brando] sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. — Rex Reed

Out Of Toilet Paper Quotes By Jennifer Aniston: When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the

When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed. — Jennifer Aniston