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God turned out to be a bunch of bad little kids playing interstellar Xbox. Isn't that funny?
— Stephen King
Just rolled out of bed." "I can see that." His eyes swept over me. "You should roll around in your bed more often. — Veronica Blade
Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
— Tracy Morgan
Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.
— Katt Williams
Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you.
— Padma Venkatraman
My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf.
— Anthony Jeselnik
That's for me to know, and for you to find out.
— Ally Carter
We hould totally make out right now
— Jennifer Lawrence
The besom of reform hath swept him out of office, and a worthier successor wears his dignity and pockets his emoluments.
— Nathaniel Hawthorne
Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!
— Jerry Coleman
It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny.
— Charles Willeford
I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.
— Rodney Dangerfield
One should avoid carrying out an experiment requiring more than 10 per cent accuracy.
— Walther Nernst
When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
— Franklyn Ajaye
It's funny how easy it is to point out other peoples mistakes and make our own mistakes seem insignificant.
— Jack Kirby
If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
— Jerry Coleman
I tried to blow a yellow jacket out and now it's wearing a bow tie in its mouth.
— Ana Claudia Antunes
He had senile dementia and liked to go outside naked, but he could still do two things perfectly: win at checkers and write out prescriptions.
— Barbara Kingsolver
There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed.
— Neneh Cherry
Funny, isn't it? I've known every love possible, but as the years stretched out, the love I longed for the most is the one I shared with my sister.
— Josephine Angelini
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
— David Letterman
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
— Robert Benchley
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
— Nenia Campbell
I wanted to beat the heck out of the JV guys for that, except I wouldn't know what to do in a fistfight without a manual.
— Carrie Harris
Lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.
— Diane Messidoro
How art thou out of breath when thou hast breathTo say to me that thou art out of breath? — William Shakespeare
Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife
— Ruth Downie
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
— Rodney Dangerfield
If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day.
— H. L. Hunt
I swear, when that woman dies, she'll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit
— Ann Everett
I didn't know if I could stop her with one blow. But I could whack the crap out of her.
— Rachel Vincent
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
— Steven Wright
Wow, is that Katniss making out with Yoda?
— Becky Albertalli
You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.
— Jim Gaffigan
I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything."
— Mitch Hedberg
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".
— Rita Rudner
Let go of him, for cryin' out loud!
— Virginia Smith
The first time you went out, you became mixed up with a group of radical political terrorists.""That could have happened to anyone! — Lisa Kleypas
I suppose the things you remember about someone who has died are the funny moments. Those are the ones that stand out.
— Harry Lloyd
It's funny, I never think I'm doing that well. I've never, ever. I just constantly think, 'This isn't working out.'
— Dominic Cooper
'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.
— Adam Lambert
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
— Henny Youngman
There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your wand and saying a few funny words.
— J.K. Rowling
Germany are a very difficult team to play ... they have eleven internationals out there today.
— Steve Lomas
Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never know it's inside you until someone pulls it out.
— Meghan Quinn
Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?
— Janet Evanovich
Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
— Jerry Coleman
Time has that funny way of smoothing out the rough edges of things, even ones that hurt a little bit. Or a lot.
— Megan Hart
They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.
— Jerry Coleman
she was enveloped by a wave of calm. Funny how just seeing the giant logo of an apple with a bite out of it did that to her.
— Michelle Gagnon
Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can't. It's not organic.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
It's funny how things work out sometimes.
— Anthony Horowitz
Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door.
— Raymond Benson
We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
— Charles Barkley
If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great.
— Erin Dionne
She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.
— Tammara Webber
Sukhvinder wished that she could be more like Krystal: funny and tough; impossible to intimidate; always coming out fighting.
— J.K. Rowling
It would be a really bad idea to let this person loose.""How bad of an idea?"
"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco
People in hell want snowcones.
— Nora Roberts
Well. Yes. Someone's trying to kill me. But you don't have to make such a big deal out of it.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere.
— Lorna Jane Cook
He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.
— Holly Black
Whoa, who was that?""Madison Stone," Kiara mutters.
"Introduce me to her."
"Why?"
Because I know it'll annoy the shit out of you. — Simone Elkeles
It's probably polite to pretend you don't see people coming out of pawnshops, anyhow.
— Dashiell Hammett
To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!
— Chad Michael Murray
I don't think I was anything short of ecstatic when I found out 'It's Kind of a Funny Story' would be premiering in Toronto.
— Keir Gilchrist
I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
