One Liners Quotes
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I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.
— Richard Pryor
Tragedy is actually untimely comedy
— Adhish Mazumder
Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara GordonYou deserve to be taken out of circulation! — Karl Kesel
The resulting inability or even desire to reason and think through an idea logically is demonstrated by one-liners such as "I'm not into 'isms.
— Ravi Zacharias
Shut it, right there, or I'll give you a hole that won't shut." He pointed the Colt at Clinton, clicking back the hammer.
— C.G. Faulkner
There are two kinds of forecasters: those who don't know, and those who don't know they don't know.
— John Kenneth Galbraith
* Get one of those marvellous pink rabbit hand blenders. Like the ones I've seen on the late-night shopping channel.
— Bridget Golightly
Why is it we always have the best one-liners for times when they are not needed, but never for when they are?
— Marie F. Crow
I was going to write a sharp witty email full of devastating one-liners but I suspect you want something nicer than that
— Lucy Robinson
Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners.
— Camille Paglia
Language is a part of our organism and no less complicated than it.
— Ludwig Wittgenstein
President Reagan's one-liners were terrific.
— Geraldine Ferraro
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I think passive beauties have their place in the world. It's hard for me to relate to that.
— Madonna Ciccone
The public is always good.
— Franz Liszt
I always was and always will be optimistic.
— Preston Sturges
I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.
— Philippe Falardeau
Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.
— Rowan Atkinson
I think playing cricket taught me more about working in teams and leadership that has stayed with me throughout my career.
— Satya Nadella
I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the first place.
— Anthony Jeselnik
If you think about it, the guy who brought out the concept of school, hadn't been to school himself!
— Shubham Choudhary
Appreciation is always appreciated.
— Shubham Choudhary
The writer who has a definite meaning to express will not take refuge in such vagueness.
— William Strunk Jr.
Well, well, it's enough to make the lice drop dead from my head! Condescend to enter the house.
— Halldor Laxness
Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners.
— Sylvia Day
Make-up? What happened? You look almost female.""Thanks. You look almost straight. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
