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I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true. — Richard Pryor

Tragedy is actually untimely comedy — Adhish Mazumder

Impersonating a quiet, gentle librarian like Barbara Gordon
You deserve to be taken out of circulation! — Karl Kesel

If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative. — Tim Vine

The resulting inability or even desire to reason and think through an idea logically is demonstrated by one-liners such as "I'm not into 'isms. — Ravi Zacharias

Shut it, right there, or I'll give you a hole that won't shut." He pointed the Colt at Clinton, clicking back the hammer. — C.G. Faulkner

There are two kinds of forecasters: those who don't know, and those who don't know they don't know. — John Kenneth Galbraith

Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners. — Arthur Smith

* Get one of those marvellous pink rabbit hand blenders. Like the ones I've seen on the late-night shopping channel. — Bridget Golightly

Why is it we always have the best one-liners for times when they are not needed, but never for when they are? — Marie F. Crow

I was going to write a sharp witty email full of devastating one-liners but I suspect you want something nicer than that — Lucy Robinson

Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners. — Camille Paglia

Language is a part of our organism and no less complicated than it. — Ludwig Wittgenstein

President Reagan's one-liners were terrific. — Geraldine Ferraro

Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate. — Jeb Bush

I think passive beauties have their place in the world. It's hard for me to relate to that. — Madonna Ciccone

People's expectations of what I'm capable of doing are very low. People have been used to hearing little one-liners and me play around. — Nicki Minaj

The public is always good. — Franz Liszt

I always was and always will be optimistic. — Preston Sturges

I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny. — Philippe Falardeau

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer. — Rowan Atkinson

I think playing cricket taught me more about working in teams and leadership that has stayed with me throughout my career. — Satya Nadella

I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them in the first place. — Anthony Jeselnik

If you think about it, the guy who brought out the concept of school, hadn't been to school himself! — Shubham Choudhary

Challenges met are the scariest but are sometimes the most worthwhile. — Jon Taffer

Appreciation is always appreciated. — Shubham Choudhary

The writer who has a definite meaning to express will not take refuge in such vagueness. — William Strunk Jr.

Well, well, it's enough to make the lice drop dead from my head! Condescend to enter the house. — Halldor Laxness

Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners. — Sylvia Day

Make-up? What happened? You look almost female."
"Thanks. You look almost straight. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Tell me, Francis, do you buy your one-liners wholesale? Only they're well past their sell-by. — Ian Rankin