One Legged Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about One Legged

One Legged Quotes & Sayings

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The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. — Vincent Van Gogh

Sometimes it seemed like the truth was a bandy-legged soul who dashed from one side of the world to the other and I could never find him. — James McBride

Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger. — Erin Hunter

Violence is never ever a choice that a man should make. — Patrick Stewart

Turn yourself over to Aksel, and I might let her go. (Arast)
Yeah, right. And I'm a one-legged dung dealer. (Nykyrian) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The one-legged never stumble. — Ernest Bramah

Reason by degrees submits to absurdity, as the eye in time is accommodated to darkness. — Samuel Johnson

Does a one-legged duck swim in circles? — Rhodri Morgan

Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. — Stephen King

It is requisite to defend those who are unjustly accused of having acted injuriously, but to praise those who excel in a certain good. — Pythagoras

But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around the corral. — John Green

I'm busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest; wish — Stephen King

One legged chickens, I know, are the least apt to scratch a garden. — Josh Billings

The purpose of art is to add to our quality of life. — Marty Rubin

I'm hoping one day to open my own shelter. I would be the person with the three-legged dog. I just love animals more than people; I really do. — Kaley Cuoco

One legged veterans will greet the dawn, and they're whistling marches as they mow the lawn, and the gargoyles on sit and grieve. — Phil Ochs

They got me busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest. — Dolly Parton

Midnight was closing in, the one-legged woman was grievously burned, and the Mumbai police were coming for Abdul and his father. — Katherine Boo

I should get a dog. I would get a rescue dog. I like mutts; I don't care. I would probably get a three-legged dog no one else would want. — Simon Cowell

As soon as I'm finished with it, it feels like an impersonal project. Like, "Well, I did another book." — Daniel Clowes

Well, legends are many-legged beasties, aye? But they generally have at least one foot on the truth. — Diana Gabaldon

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. — Rowan Atkinson

Only thing on right now, like a night light. — Drake

Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly. — Tara Sivec

May every soul reconnect to the Creator. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Owned a unicycle with one pedal and a missing seat. It was stolen by a one-legged man, with no butt, and an incredible sense of balance. — David Hammons

That's worst than gonerreha, man! — Ned Vizzini