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When they show the destruction of society on color TV, I want to be able to look out over Los Angeles and make sure they get it right. — Phil Ochs

Life goes on, end of tunnel, TV set
Spot in the middle
Static fade, statistic bit
And soon I fade away, fade away — Dave Matthews

I like watching baseball on TV. I love watching all the sports. — Bradley Steven Perry

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. — Celia Cruz

The secret of doing well on TV is to understand that it's not too important. A lot of people watching doesn't change anything. — Jack Germond

Hard to argue with a woman, period. Only time a man wins with one of them is when the woman is either on TV or dead. (Jack) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

One of the things I've learned by working on the 'Walking Dead' and other TV shows is to be more tolerant of other people's process. — Glen Mazzara

Since the only thing i can really count on in life is that whenever i turn on the tv there will be a law & order episode. this — John Green

In spring training I'm in every newspaper (in Korea) every day. In the regular season, they watch it on TV. — Hee-seop Choi

Whenever anyone asks me if I'm from a TV show, I say yes - no matter whether I've ever been on it. It just makes the conversation that much easier. — Michael Ian Black

It's the same reason why someone has a Web page or why people feel comfortable going on reality TV. — Charlene Li

I always doodled as a kid while I was talking on the phone or watching TV. — Bruce Eric Kaplan

I didn't realize I was the 'fat' sister until I went on TV and the media started saying that about me. — Khloe Kardashian

People only see gymnastics on TV and in the Olympics at such an extreme. So it can be intimidating. — Shawn Johnson

I listen to music I'm looking to record or catch up on news and TV, whatever is on the TV at the gym! — Martina Mcbride

Jazz needs the help. It's the more sophisticated music. All the other music is on the TV, but jazz isn't. — Billy Higgins

Probably the TV show I've watched the most is 'How It's Made' on the History Channel. I could watch 24 hours of 'How It's Made' and never get bored. — Shane Carruth

Grow the lawn and mow the lawn
always keep the TV on,
brush your teeth and kill the germs,
poison apples, poison worms. — Trenton Lee Stewart

I think when you get out of the big cities people get really freaked out when they see someone who is on TV, because they're not used to that. — Bryan Greenberg

New York is really the cheapest ad market. When I go on TV, I'm hitting a country. The market is as big as some countries, you know. — Mitch Leigh

People in movies and TV seem to be completely dumb to what's going on in the real world and relationships. — Will Gluck

There are obviously legal restrictions on what you can do on TV in the States, as there are everywhere. — Dave Rowntree

If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening. — Dan Harmon

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer

The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck. — Eric Bristow

Although I hardly ever turn on the TV set unless it's football season, I do watch a lot of TV on my iPad - perfect for long airplane journeys. — Joshua Bell

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support? — Bob Hope

On NBC, MSNBC and Hulu, you can size and cut clips to whatever length you want. Do online clips affect the TV market? I'm guessing not really. — Rachel Sklar

I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.' — Joss Whedon

The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't say on TV or radio ("fuck," "piss," "shit," "cunt," "motherfucker," "cocksucker," and "tits"). — Mary Norris

George Liquor is really the richest character I have. I'm amazed there aren't 365 episodes about him on TV already. — John Kricfalusi

It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV. — Bill Watterson

I saw a lot of 47 Ronin on the TV, in the films, and I've done Chushingura Gaiden Yotsuya Kaidan [Crest of Betrayal, 1994] directed by Kinji Fukasaku. — Hiroyuki Sanada

See the man on the TV with a phony smile. Bring you up, bring you down, he can turn your head around. — Van Morrison

Think of Internet on the TV like the Web browser. The amount of time you spend on the PC in the browser is just going to grow continuously. — Reed Hastings

I watch the TV or learn scripts while on the elliptical - need to get back on it! — Bryan Batt

People tell me that my appearance in real life is better than on-screen. Perhaps people think I am exactly like the characters I play on TV. — Kapil Sharma

I still fall asleep with the TV on, because I'm used to falling asleep with people yelling 'Action!' and 'Cut!' — Jennifer Lynch

Blaming TV as an abstract entity is nonsensical. It's our hand on the remote. There's a world out there outside the tube. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I'm not ashamed to say I love television. I put the TV on, and my brain switches off, and I just sit there for a few hours. — Pauline Gedge

Most of the performances I see on TV and in movies are so self-conscious and overacted. I would think a natural actress would be welcome. — Mary Badham

Young people are experts on leisure, water skiing, dancing, rock music, rapping, TV watching ... by and large, chores are a thing of the past. — Billy Graham

Being a Mountie's daughter means you know that the bad guys aren't just on TV. You know the good guys are real, too. — Sheree Fitch

I love when people in culture show up on fictional TV shows. I don't mind at all being a name from the '90s. — Lisa Loeb

I think 'On The Air' was a little too bizarre for TV. — Miguel Ferrer

Just because you're a different size doesn't mean you're sitting on the couch eating bonbons all day long watching TV. — Carre Otis

They put an off button on the TV for a reason. Turn it off. — George W. Bush

On American TV, there just aren't a lot of female leads in comedy, especially at the peak of all the Judd Apatow stuff. — Alia Shawkat

I am not the first player to have sworn on TV and I won't be the last. — Wayne Rooney

I think TV promulgates the idea that good art is just art which makes people like and depend on the vehicle that brings them the art. — David Foster Wallace

Normally, I do magic on the stage. But I can make magic credible and resonate through a TV screen. — David Copperfield

The version of me you see on TV now and in my feature films is a pretty happy guy, isn't he? — Tracy Morgan

Cartoons are the best stuff on TV. 'Wonder Showzen,' 'Aqua Teen,' 'SpongeBob,' and, of course, 'South Park' - one of the funniest shows ever made. — Akiva Schaffer

People will keep the TV on even if a show is on that they hate - because, unfortunately, they've been programmed to do that. — David Bowie

What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV! — Drew Carey

So often when Black men have to play roles on TV, we're either the noble savage or we're completely a savage, and there's no nuance. — Don Cheadle

He was convinced that the purse was like that stupid phone booth thing on that TV show Hardison liked: bigger on the inside than the outside. — Keith R.A. DeCandido

One of the things you have to get used to, working on a TV show, is filming out of sync. — Gina Bellman

On mobile phones: "It looks like a TV remote fucked a little typewriter and this is the bastard offspring — Richard Kadrey

That was the aura of Cheers: It was special. It was more than TV; you could get people to guest on the show you couldn't normally get. — Bebe Neuwirth

I live by Edith Wharton's rule to get rid of anything neither useful nor beautiful. So I put the TV out on the street. — Melissa Bank

If Heaven was a summer sky and a TV left on mute, then the Underworld was a starry night and an electric guitar with amps. — Charity Parkerson

Puta, really, that's the best insult you got? I've been called the Whore of Babylon on national TV; puta just doesn't quite cut it. — Laurell K. Hamilton

I like to spend as much time on the stage as possible. I don't do a regular TV series because I don't want to be overexposed. — William Katt

I don't think a lot of people realize the influence TV has on our kids. Kids take a lot of their cues from it in their dress and their conduct. — Jerry Mathers

The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV? — Willard Scott

If people want to see you, they'll find you. If they don't see you on TV, they'll find you on the Internet. — Jimmy Fallon

Sometimes, I'll be flipping the channel at home and think, 'Wow, there's a lot of me on TV.' — Lester Holt

If there's a major foreign policy event, the President gets on TV, the Congress doesn't. — Nate Silver

I don't want to be a TV star for the sake of being on TV. I want to have a TV show that's based around my comedy. — Jim Gaffigan

I create, for whatever reason, a busy schedule, but I watch hockey, all the games, either on the PC or TV. The world is now HD, and this is very good. — Hasso Plattner

People think that if they read something in the newspaper or see it on TV, it has to be true. — Tammy Faye Bakker

We need more drama on Australian TV. We've actually dropped the ball on that. — Gillian Armstrong

In the 1970s, there was a trend for all detectives on TV to have some quirk or gimmick, and this was often physical. — Mark Billingham

When the movie starts playing on TV and DVD, that's when you really see what the movie is. — Adam McKay

I kind of got into TV when I went to visit a show my brother was working on. Soon I got the second lead in a TV show. — Godfrey Gao

I am completely and utterly hooked to all the great shows on A&E and Court TV that are about small town murder. — Kevin Pollak

Most TV programs are aimed at destruction. We need to resist this by establishing the truth of God on air. — Sunday Adelaja

When I was growing up in L.A. in the late '70s and early '80s, Michael Jackson's was the first face on TV that looked like mine. — Shawn Amos

When I want to be reminded of stupidity, especially my own, I turn on the TV. — Dejan Stojanovic

I actually don't watch much TV, but my goal is to watch 'Downton Abbey.' I want to catch up on the series ... that's like my style. — Kelly Rutherford

People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don't want to turn on the TV and say, 'What is this crap?' — Bill Engvall

They don't tell you how to be on TV - they put the camera on you, and they turn it on, and you sink or swim. — Michael Strahan

I couldn't open up a magazine, you couldn't read a newspaper, you couldn't turn on the TV without hearing about the obesity epidemic in America. — Morgan Spurlock

I have seen games on Xbox 360 and HD TV and I'm amazed at how realistic the players look. — Claudio Reyna

I've actually always been interested in following a character more long term, but the only place to really do that as an actor is on a TV series. — Kristen Stewart

My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the better. We love Eddie Izzard. — Gene Hackman

It's the only time that I'm ever nervous on stage, is when we're doing live TV. Especially an awards show, because I know you can't fix it. — Jason Aldean

I'm not girly girly enough to care how I look on TV, or if I'm wearing the correct make up. — Majandra Delfino

Kill me if I ever look that Bad" ... "Dude, what are you saying? ... On the TV? That is you, dude. From like five years ago. — Chuck Palahniuk

The thing about working on a TV show is that it becomes, very quickly, all consuming. — Jonathan Nolan

Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. — Gallagher

I would turn on the TV, but its so embarassing. — Jack Johnson

I liked the movie Splash a lot when I was little. I think we taped it when it was on TV, and then would watch the movie fairly often. — Jason Polan

How many on their deathbeds wished they'd spent more time at the office - or watching TV? The answer is, No one. — Stephen Covey

Television really has been my vehicle. I don't get played on the radio much, so I've relied on TV a lot. — K.d. Lang

Honestly, most of the stuff I made for 'TV on the Radio,' I write in the studio. — Kyp Malone

I pretty much have no life outside of the theatre. I go home every night, and I put the TV on, and I veg out and order food. — Idina Menzel

I love 'Top Chef.' I think it rewrote the book on how food shows are presented on TV. — Andy Cohen

I've probably given more speeches, been on TV more than any other member of the Court - or almost any other member of the Court. — Clarence Thomas