Old Lady Quotes
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Old Lady Quotes & Sayings
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She's useful to me, I'm useful to her. As long as that continues, Rowan Street is safe from an old-lady smack down of epic proportions.
— Kelley Armstrong
Lady Gaga has a lot of energy, and that is fantastic, but she is using old surrealist images.
— Alejandro Jodorowsky
I am for an art that tells you the time of day, or where such and such a street is. I am for an art that helps old ladies across the street.
— Claes Oldenburg
Every trick is an old one, but with a change of players, a change of dress, it comes out as new as before.
— Lady Gregory
I think I'm going to end up as one terrific old lady!
— Kathryn Harrold
My old lady wouldn't like me putting a dead chick under our house. She's real particular about smells.
— Bijou Hunter
We ain't in California no more," Pilate said. "Every fuckin' body up here's got a gun. Even that old lady in the hamburger shop, shot Michelle.
— John Sandford
I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs.
— Mick Jagger
Women in mystery fiction were largely confined to little old lady snoops - amateur sleuths - who are nurses, teachers, whatever.
— Marcia Muller
Got a little - well - feeble as you might say. Of course, she was never dangerous; she was the sweetest old lady.
— Katherine Mansfield
No, I mean I'm claiming her for real. Now. I'm done fucking around. Gonna make her my old lady.
— Joanna Wylde
I still have my eyes on the prize: I want to be that old lady onstage shaking her hips and singing her greatest hits.
— Christina Aguilera
You," Lady Blackstone finally said, "are not eleven years old.
— Kristi Ann Hunter
I realize that I'm a mature woman and one of these days, incredible diet or not, I'll be a little old lady.
— Victoria Moran
I have to write to discover what I am doing. Like the old lady, I don't know so well what I think until I see what I say; then I have to say it again.
— Flannery O'Connor
I want to work endlessly and tirelessly until I'm an old, old lady.
— Ginnifer Goodwin
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids ... her uterus fell out!
— Andrew Dice Clay
On the freeway of life, Lisa Watson was stuck at the entrance ramp, trapped behind a cautious old lady in a Buick.
— Judy Nichols
Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.
— Isaiah Mustafa
I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, So I pushed her over.
— Hudson Moore
In a town in Calabria, a long time ago, there lived an old lady everyone called Strega Nona, which meant "Grandma Witch".
— Tomie DePaola
If Harry had not known who lived there, he would have guessed at a rich, fussy old lady.
— J.K. Rowling
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I know what "custody" [of the children] means. "Get even." That's all custody means. Get even with your old lady.
— Lenny Bruce
One old lady who wants her head lifted wouldn't be so bad, but you multiply her two hundred and fifty thousand times and what you get is a book club.
— Flannery O'Connor
Near the kiosk the old lady who sold refreshments seemed slowly to be gathering all the shadows of evening about her skirts.
— Louis-Ferdinand Celine
I just want to keep at it. I can't wait to see, after years of being around, the roles I can play when I'm a crazy old lady.
— Tanya Fischer
The old harlot, German philosophy, has finally turned into a church lady.
— Franz Grillparzer
I would that I were an old beggarRolling a blind pearl eye,
For he cannot see my lady
Go gallivanting by. — William Butler Yeats
Lady Linlithgow, too, though very strong, was old. She was slow, or perhaps it might more properly be said she was stately in her movements.
— Anthony Trollope
An old lady doesn't deal, darlin', she breathes easy
— Kristen Ashley
Forgive me for feeling so cross and proud towards the unhappy old lady - for
— George MacDonald
'My Fair Lady' will never get old for me.
— Lisa O'Hare
I'm not a crazy old cat lady!
— Melanie Laurent
Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things.
— Ian Kelsey
She was a very old lady indeed, or at least she looked it. She leaned on a hawthorn stick, enveloped in garments she must have
— Diana Gabaldon
A crazy old lady, leading a band of teenagers against an angry supernatural Entity - who'da thought?
— Diane M. Haynes
The grand old lady of bluegrass? Well, wouldn't that be a wonderful title to have? I hope I do enough to earn it some day.
— Alison Krauss
They're still in good shape, but I'm not flashing them anymore. I'm an old lady. I leave all the flesh to the kids.
— Tina Turner
an 'old English lady'. Henry, though, had other
— Thomas Penn
I've always said that next to Imperial China, the South is the best place in the world to be an old lady.
— Florence King
Chanel No. 5 is my perfume when I'm feeling like a lady. It's old-school and warm - and it reminds me of my mom.
— Phoebe Tonkin
She ain't no whore," the old man had grumbled. "She's a lady. And the lady likes leather.
— Seth Skorkowsky
"Then what can you want to do now?" said the old lady,gaining courage. "I wants to make your flesh creep," replied the boy.
— Charles Dickens
I really don't know," the old lady brought out hesitatingly, "you see I've never sold the dead before.
— Nikolai Gogol
I don't want to die an old lady.
— Edith Piaf
Remember the old saying, my lady,' he said slyly. 'Put a cat to watch a flock and the wolves eat well.
— Bernard Cornwell
I will become an old, wrinkly lady one day and what will matter are my friends and my family and people who love me.
— Sara Paxton
I hope to work till I'm an old lady.
— Tamra Davis
I know about graffiti,' I say, and the words come out as if I'm an old lady saying she likes the hip-hop.
— Cath Crowley
But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet.
— Deb Caletti
He was a throwback to a lady's old romantic notion of how a man should act. [Giovanni Tempesta]
— Vincent B. "Chip" LoCoco
My dear young lady, crime, like death, is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims.
— Charles Dickens
Do I give money to charity and help old-lady zombies across streets so that they can bite babies?
— Mira Grant
I like to wear clothes that I will wear when I am an old lady.
— Florence Welch
I honestly kind of hate shopping. My favorite places to shop are rich old lady consignment stores.
— Lykke Li
Every...woman," the old lady said, "loves a ...rogue.
— Mary Balogh
If you want to be a dear old lady at seventy you have to begin early, say about seventeen.
— Maude Royden
There's an old saying. Never send a boy to do a man's job, send a lady.
— John F. Kennedy
She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house a little old lady.
— Drew Magary
It was an old, old, old, old lady,And a boy who was half-past three;
And the way they played together
Was beautiful to see. — Henry Cuyler Bunner
Then came the deglutition of saliva, and the old lady instinctively wiped the stubble of her toothbrush moustache with her handkerchief.
— Marcel Proust
Lady of the Mere, Sole-sitting by the shores of old romance.
— William Wordsworth
It was an old fashioned house the sort of house in fact, as Strange expressed it, which a lady in a novel might like to be persecuted in. — Susanna Clarke
There is only one thing wrong about the Flo Hyman Award: it came to be named for the Old Lady of Volleyball much too soon.
— George Vecsey
A little old lady sitting at the front of the bus can do nothing to change civil rights.
— Chuck Palahniuk
First you are young, then you are middle aged; then you are old; then you are wonderful." Lady Diana Cooper
— Marcia Tucker
History, that excitable and unreliable old lady.
— Guy De Maupassant
