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My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben
Brunettes are full of electricity. — Villiers De L'Isle-Adam
If Shakespeare has not been equalled, he is sure to be surpassed, and surpassed by an American born now or yet to be born. — Herman Melville
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton
HIGGINS. Have you no morals, man?
DOOLITTLE [unabashed] Cant afford them, Governor. Neither could you if you was as poor as me. — George Bernard Shaw
We loved each other in the same difficult, unusable way where you took turns doing it, instead of ever managing to do it at the same time. — Laura Dave
There is no inherent virtue to instantaneity. — Joseph Rago
The greatest trick you can teach an old dog is how to learn new tricks. — J.S. Davey

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