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Old Age Humorous Quotes By Robert Orben: My wife never lies about her age. She

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age. — Robert Orben

Old Age Humorous Quotes By Villiers De L'Isle-Adam: Brunettes are full of electricity.

Brunettes are full of electricity. — Villiers De L'Isle-Adam

Old Age Humorous Quotes By Herman Melville: If Shakespeare has not been equalled, he is

If Shakespeare has not been equalled, he is sure to be surpassed, and surpassed by an American born now or yet to be born. — Herman Melville

Old Age Humorous Quotes By Red Skelton: There are three signs of old age: loss

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two. — Red Skelton

Old Age Humorous Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: HIGGINS. Have you no morals, man?DOOLITTLE [unabashed] Cant

HIGGINS. Have you no morals, man?
DOOLITTLE [unabashed] Cant afford them, Governor. Neither could you if you was as poor as me. — George Bernard Shaw

Old Age Humorous Quotes By Laura Dave: We loved each other in the same difficult,

We loved each other in the same difficult, unusable way where you took turns doing it, instead of ever managing to do it at the same time. — Laura Dave

Old Age Humorous Quotes By Joseph Rago: There is no inherent virtue to instantaneity.

There is no inherent virtue to instantaneity. — Joseph Rago

Old Age Humorous Quotes By J.S. Davey: The greatest trick you can teach an old

The greatest trick you can teach an old dog is how to learn new tricks. — J.S. Davey