Office Parties Quotes

In India, the past refuses to die, undisturbed by new realities. — Paul William Roberts

I do what I can with what I've got, but if I don't GET then I can't DO. — Joseph A. Coley

Law stands mute in the midst of arms. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

My mind spun like the flywheel on an antique John Deere, merry-go-round during second-grade recess, hard spun roulette wheel. — Dennis Vickers

If people were rain, I was a drizzle and she was a hurricaine — John Green

He finally had something worth going home to. — Charlie N. Holmberg

Anyone who's read my 'Terror in the Skies' series knows that I have not been writing with an eye toward approval from any government agency. — Annie Jacobsen

Adversity attracts the man of character. He seeks out the bitter joy of responsibility. — Charles De Gaulle

[When to have a facelift:] If you're tripping over your neck. — Phyllis Diller

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. — Phyllis Diller

Hitler could not tolerate too much social contact. — Richard Overy

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties. — George Clooney

You see, evil always turns on itself and Light only multiplies. — Joan Pillen

Were parties here divided merely by a greediness for office, ... to take a part with either would be unworthy of a reasonable or moral man. — Thomas Jefferson

And now out onto Airport Road and into the city's horn-honk opera. — Katherine Boo