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Social animals, on the other hand, are more intelligent than those with just a reptilian brain.
— Michio Kaku
The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.
— The Covert Comic
It's the adventure, the adrenaline-flowing, risk-taking in outdoor activities that attracts me.
— Baba Kalyani
A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery.
— Morris Bender
There's a deep fly ball ... Winfield goes back, back ... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.
— Jerry Coleman
But Wall Street people are in fact very smart; they're funny, they're not company men who work their way up the chain.
— Paul Krugman
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.
— Steven Wright
I graduated in 1989, and I'd focused almost entirely on the Soviet Union and communism ... so when the Berlin wall fell, I was, well, I was screwed.
— Anderson Cooper
Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.
— Henny Youngman
Perspective is a funny thing. You think your back is to the wall, then something worse corners you, and the first threat looks puny in comparison.
— Karen Marie Moning
A wise person can do more with one opportunity than a fool with a thousand.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street
— Jay Leno
Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?
— Rachel Hawkins
I am not concerned with verisimilitude ... I am not concerned with capturing reality. I am concerned with creating it myself.
— Tracey Moffatt
Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious.
— Mitch Hedberg
Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth ... look at Ted Bundy.
— Shelley K. Wall
Think of prototypes as a funny markup languagethe interpretation is left up to the rendering engine. — Larry Wall
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
— Henny Youngman
The classic definition of slapstick runs along the line of, Funny is someone else ramming his face repeatedly into a brick wall.
— Katherine Dunn
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
— Alan Bennett
My therapy has come from paying attention to my life.
— Oprah Winfrey
Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.
— Frankie Boyle
