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Social animals, on the other hand, are more intelligent than those with just a reptilian brain. — Michio Kaku

The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already. — The Covert Comic

I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy. — Dave Eggers

I stepped away from the wall and tried to put on a happy face. It didn't work. "Hi."
"She says that so well." Mal turned to me and winked. — Kylie Scott

It's the adventure, the adrenaline-flowing, risk-taking in outdoor activities that attracts me. — Baba Kalyani

A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it is a forgery. — Morris Bender

There's a deep fly ball ... Winfield goes back, back ... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base. — Jerry Coleman

But Wall Street people are in fact very smart; they're funny, they're not company men who work their way up the chain. — Paul Krugman

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. — Steven Wright

Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and lick its arse — Simon Dunn

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. — Walt Whitman

Music is a world within itself, with a language we all understand. — Stevie Wonder

I believe God put me on this Earth to be the best person I could be, and that God put everyone to be the best person they could be. — Aaron Russo

Obviously I was either onto something, or on something. — Larry Wall

Ever play 'mirror mirror on the wall' with two mirrors facing each other? — Josh Stern

I graduated in 1989, and I'd focused almost entirely on the Soviet Union and communism ... so when the Berlin wall fell, I was, well, I was screwed. — Anderson Cooper

I love you. We're getting married, and that's the way it is. Get used to it. — Julie Garwood

Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look. — Henny Youngman

Perspective is a funny thing. You think your back is to the wall, then something worse corners you, and the first threat looks puny in comparison. — Karen Marie Moning

A wise person can do more with one opportunity than a fool with a thousand. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street — Jay Leno

Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall? — Rachel Hawkins

I am not concerned with verisimilitude ... I am not concerned with capturing reality. I am concerned with creating it myself. — Tracey Moffatt

Comedy clubs have brick walls behind the performer. Bricks make you funny. When I'm in front of a fireplace, I'm hilarious. — Mitch Hedberg

Boy, you knock on the devil's door and he will head slam you through the wall. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth ... look at Ted Bundy. — Shelley K. Wall

Think of prototypes as a funny markup language
the interpretation is left up to the rendering engine. — Larry Wall

"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!" — Henny Youngman

Mainstream doctors are turned off by geriatrics, and that's because they do not have the faculties to cope with the Old Crock," Felix Silverstone, — Atul Gawande

The classic definition of slapstick runs along the line of, Funny is someone else ramming his face repeatedly into a brick wall. — Katherine Dunn

Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers; we get Aquatruck. — Cassandra Clare

If this isn't a fairy tale, then I don't know what else to call it. — Heather Lyons

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett

My therapy has come from paying attention to my life. — Oprah Winfrey

Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall. — Frankie Boyle

So these things happen, deep in our lives. We do not speak of them. We hide them even from ourselves, but they do not leave us. — David Malouf

These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. — Morgan Freeman