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No other foreskin could have caused such trouble. — Peter Manseau

Ritual isn't a New World strong point. — John Graves

I know I'm funny, because I'm eccentric, I'm odd. I'm not what you expect. — Marian Seldes

As man-candy went, he was a caloric binge. Eve thought it was easy to see why he had so many clients paying for a nibble. — J.D. Robb

I did so want to hear a singer. I miss the sound of a woman's voice, the way they look and smell. — J.A. Willoughby

Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us. — Dean Koontz

Even a smile can be charity. — Muhammad

I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. — Uma Thurman

Agatha - You're somewhat odd. You know that, don't you?
Felicia - I'll take that as a compliment.
Agatha - It wasn't meant as such ... — Jen Turano

Being exposed to theory, stimulated by a basic love of concepts and mathematics, was a marvelous experience. — Rudolph A. Marcus

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of. — Calvin Trillin

I've always been open to doing reality again. Just under certain circumstances. — Lauren Conrad

I like doing both TV and live stuff, though it's nice to mix it up. — Catherine Tate

It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes. — Eric San

I think there's something odd about eating another living anything. — Shania Twain

Then he recalled whose daughter she was, and wondered why he wondered.
Then he recalled who it was who had a child.
A child, Noirot had a child! — Loretta Chase

I didn't just come in on a load of turnips! — Phillip C. McGraw

It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting."
"Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card — Dean Koontz

I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. — Angelina Jolie

When I play discos in Belfast or freshers' week in Oxford, there are 1,800 kids dressed as me. It's odd, it's funny, and it pays really well. — David Hasselhoff

Because what's worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it? — James Patterson

I am an artist you know ... it is my right to be odd. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Stop teasing you two," Suzy jumped in, "not all of Kathy's ideas are wacky."
"Gee thanks. Was that supposed to be a compliment? — E.A. Bucchianeri

Sometimes when you make mistakes, if you learn by your mistakes, by golly, that's when you can really go forward. — Tom Benson

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. — Angelina Jolie

There's many, many ways to write a song. But generally, sitting down at a table and writing is not one of them. — John Lydon