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Unless you're under 12 or into role playing, you shouldn't be wearing Mickey Mouse ears #AHOLE
— A.O. Storm
Having someone prancing around with an active chain saw while the ground shifted seemed spectacularly unwise.
— Daniel O'Malley
I am afraid, monsieur, you will have to kill me first, and I have a prejudice against being killed before nine o'clock.
— Rafael Sabatini
Humor is, by its nature, more truthful than factual.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Don't let 'em see they killed you!
— Henry V. O'Neil
And her voice cut through the noise like a scythe through a poodle.
— Daniel O'Malley
Stefan spat. Oh, aye, he fell. O' course, Master Ralon helped him fall, several times. Poor li'l tyke didn't have a chance.
— Tamora Pierce
Nothing like cleaning the whole house while my siblings sing "O Canada" - #oldestchildsyndrome.
— Michelle N. Onuorah
We goan start promptly at seven o'clock, so be sure to take care of all your bodily needs and functions before we get started.
— Charmaine T. Davis
Even I realized that money was to politicians what the eucalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter, and something to crap on.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Morning, I soon discovered, was one o'clock for Auntie Mame. Early Morning was eleven, and the Middle of the Night was nine.
— Patrick Dennis
Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?
— Bryan Lee O'Malley
I wonder if I can get pizza in Avalon.
— Stacey O'Neale
Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his days.
— Flannery O'Connor
My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep.
— Oscar Wilde
Her hands cupped his face, thumbs caressing his cheekbones. "I love you, Mr. Bennett." "Good thing. Hate to be the only one afflicted. — Ellen O'Connell
Yours most sincerely,Peter Van Houten
c/o Lidewij Vliegnthart
"WHAT?!" I shouted aloud. "WHAT IS THIS LIFE? — John Green
If everything about life could be as simple as calculus, my world would be just perfect." -Mia
— S.T. Bende
Humor is a terrific tool for explaining things, especially when what you're explaining is frightening or dull and complicated.
— P. J. O'Rourke
If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from
— Michael O'Donoghue
Deader than four o'clock.
— Hunter Murphy
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.
— Flannery O'Connor
C is for coffee. Coffee would always be there for her.
— Cassandra O'Leary
You can't judge a book by it's cover but you can sure sell a bunch of books if you have a good one.
— Jayce O'Neal
Bring the heat, bring the stupid. It was the Army way.
— Kathleen O'Reilly
Another day gone and no jokes.
— Flann O'Brien
BEROWNE: What time o' day?ROSALINE: The hour that fools should ask. — William Shakespeare
Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all.
— Donald O'Connor
Only one president in this book was a supervillain. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Chester A. Arthur, the Lex Luthor of the American Presidency.
— Daniel O'Brien
Virtue should always be colmingled with humor.
— Patrick O'Brian
Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies.
— Bryan Lee O'Malley
But unfriendly is usually one of those things you pick up on right away. You know, like B.O. There's no hiding it if it's there.
— Sarah Dessen
We can't be happy all the time. If we were we wouldn't be people, we would be game show hosts.
— Laurence O'Keefe
Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I'm not bipolar, I've just had a bipolar life foisted upon me.
— Daniel O'Malley
O, what men dare do!
— William Shakespeare
Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.
— Michael O'Donoghue
I tell you that there are eighty-plus-year-old nudists cavorting on your property, Ashley O'Ballivan, and all you can do is laugh?
— Linda Lael Miller
I couldn't help thinkin' if she was as far out o' town as she was out o' tune, she wouldn't get back in a day.
— Sarah Orne Jewett
Art has one purpose, that is to leave you changed. Love has one purpose, that is to create art.
— Julieanne O'Connor
Chicken fizz! O Lord, protect all of us who toil in the vineyards of experimental chemistry!
— Alan Bradley
Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."
— P. J. O'Rourke
Amazing how a confluence of praise and lust can just make your defensive barriers collapse like Jell-O on a hot stove
— Dan Skinner
Compromise is low class. I don't have anything against the poor, but being low class is the root of all evil
— Novala Takemoto
O Chid learn your ABZ's and memorize them well,and you shall learn to talk and speak and read and write and spel — Shel Silverstein
Total non-retention has kept my education from being a burden to me.
— Flannery O'Connor
I'd turn and run but I'm anchored by two dudes that could hold the Titanic during a tsunami.
— Karen Marie Moning
It (her wedding dress) was the kind of dress that both Scarlett O'Hara and Princess Diana would have deemed 'over the top'.
— Jenny Lawson
God has a most wicked sense of humor.
— Maureen O'Hara
We'll do it live ... WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT! DO IT LIVE ... look, I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing SUCKS!
— Bill O'Reilly
There just aren't enough o's in the word smooth for me, are there?
— Lani Diane Rich
Like sheep, sidhe-seers herd by nature, until you *want* them to go somewhere. Then they're all fluffy bottoms and broken.
— Karen Marie Moning
Politics is the art of achieving prestige and power without merit.
— P. J. O'Rourke
I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains.
— Megan McDonald
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
— Henny Youngman
America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.
— Katt Williams
Puddings, my dear sir?' cried Graham.Puddings. We trice 'em athwart the starboard gumbrils, when sailing by and large. — Patrick O'Brian
Ministry of Magic (M.O.M) Classification.xxxxx Known wizard killer / impossible to train or domesticate / or anything Hagrid likes — J.K. Rowling
Trust is not hoping your partner will love you; it is KNOWING that they DO.
— Julieanne O'Connor
According to a brand new report, alcohol abuse in Ireland is on the rise. Mainly because the guy who didn't drink now does.
— Conan O'Brien
if at first you don't wake up try, try again...
— Jayce O'Neal
No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE
— A.O. Storm
If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.
— P. J. O'Rourke
A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the
authors of that study: 'Duh. — Conan O'Brien
Don't we all hope to die with a smile on our faces?
— Jeff O'Brien
As writers, we're always trying to connect with the audience on a visceral level. We usually do that through drama, through emotion or through humor.
— Rockne S. O'Bannon
Jumping Jehoshaphat. O Holy Night.
— Patricia Briggs
We need to find you a man. You're conjuring Cinderfellas.
— M. J. O'Shea
Humor wades across a brook, wit jumps over it.
— Austin O'Malley
She would've been a good woman," said The Misfit, "if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life.
— Flannery O'Connor
I think that humor has become a principle means of communication among Americans about politics.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.
— Bryan Lee O'Malley
You do not mean there is danger of peace?, cried Jack.
— Patrick O'Brian
It's an awful thing to hear a strong, desperate, fat man scream incontinently in a cave at daybreak.
— O. Henry
Sir U fell down from a speeding train,Which did some damage to his brain,
And after that he did not know
How to pronounce the letter O. — Edward Gorey
Don't listen to her, Scott. She notices things.
— Bryan Lee O'Malley
Out o' th' moon, I do assure thee. I was the man in the moon when time was,--Stephano
(Act II, scene 2, lines 136-137) — William Shakespeare
That's easy. Any man who cannae keep his balls oot o' the water needs tae get laid. Come on, let's find my sister.
— Steve Alten
Let the ravioli simmer for the time it takes to say two Lord's Prayers.
— Martino De Rossi C O William Sitwell
with me,it is 'better never than late
— Ngugi Wa Thiong'o
