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Unless you're under 12 or into role playing, you shouldn't be wearing Mickey Mouse ears #AHOLE — A.O. Storm

Having someone prancing around with an active chain saw while the ground shifted seemed spectacularly unwise. — Daniel O'Malley

I am afraid, monsieur, you will have to kill me first, and I have a prejudice against being killed before nine o'clock. — Rafael Sabatini

Humor is, by its nature, more truthful than factual. — P. J. O'Rourke

Don't let 'em see they killed you! — Henry V. O'Neil

And her voice cut through the noise like a scythe through a poodle. — Daniel O'Malley

Three lights should be fine." - Zachary
"Aye, well if it wis me, I'd want a bloody lighthoose beacon comin' oot o' my arse." - True MacDonald — Steve Alten

Stefan spat. Oh, aye, he fell. O' course, Master Ralon helped him fall, several times. Poor li'l tyke didn't have a chance. — Tamora Pierce

Nothing like cleaning the whole house while my siblings sing "O Canada" - #oldestchildsyndrome. — Michelle N. Onuorah

We goan start promptly at seven o'clock, so be sure to take care of all your bodily needs and functions before we get started. — Charmaine T. Davis

Even I realized that money was to politicians what the eucalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter, and something to crap on. — P. J. O'Rourke

Morning, I soon discovered, was one o'clock for Auntie Mame. Early Morning was eleven, and the Middle of the Night was nine. — Patrick Dennis

Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this? — Bryan Lee O'Malley

I wonder if I can get pizza in Avalon. — Stacey O'Neale

Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his days. — Flannery O'Connor

My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep. — Oscar Wilde

Her hands cupped his face, thumbs caressing his cheekbones. "I love you, Mr. Bennett."
"Good thing. Hate to be the only one afflicted. — Ellen O'Connell

Yours most sincerely,
Peter Van Houten
c/o Lidewij Vliegnthart
"WHAT?!" I shouted aloud. "WHAT IS THIS LIFE? — John Green

If everything about life could be as simple as calculus, my world would be just perfect." -Mia — S.T. Bende

Humor is a terrific tool for explaining things, especially when what you're explaining is frightening or dull and complicated. — P. J. O'Rourke

If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from — Michael O'Donoghue

Deader than four o'clock. — Hunter Murphy

Never wear anything that panics the cat. — P. J. O'Rourke

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. — Flannery O'Connor

Flames moved towards him
and dropped within
-
singed and marred
his tender skin ...
(the frightful plight tale) — Muse

C is for coffee. Coffee would always be there for her. — Cassandra O'Leary

You can't judge a book by it's cover but you can sure sell a bunch of books if you have a good one. — Jayce O'Neal

Bring the heat, bring the stupid. It was the Army way. — Kathleen O'Reilly

Another day gone and no jokes. — Flann O'Brien

Life is a banquet and most poor s.o.b.'s are starving to death. Auntie Mame — Patrick Dennis

BEROWNE: What time o' day?
ROSALINE: The hour that fools should ask. — William Shakespeare

Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all. — Donald O'Connor

Only one president in this book was a supervillain. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Chester A. Arthur, the Lex Luthor of the American Presidency. — Daniel O'Brien

Virtue should always be colmingled with humor. — Patrick O'Brian

Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies. — Bryan Lee O'Malley

When you chronically interrupt your time with whom ever you're with to answer your phone/text you are saying that the caller is more important. — Jayce O'Neal

But unfriendly is usually one of those things you pick up on right away. You know, like B.O. There's no hiding it if it's there. — Sarah Dessen

We can't be happy all the time. If we were we wouldn't be people, we would be game show hosts. — Laurence O'Keefe

Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere. — P. J. O'Rourke

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. — Sean O'Casey

I'm not bipolar, I've just had a bipolar life foisted upon me. — Daniel O'Malley

O, what men dare do! — William Shakespeare

Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny. — Michael O'Donoghue

I tell you that there are eighty-plus-year-old nudists cavorting on your property, Ashley O'Ballivan, and all you can do is laugh? — Linda Lael Miller

I couldn't help thinkin' if she was as far out o' town as she was out o' tune, she wouldn't get back in a day. — Sarah Orne Jewett

Art has one purpose, that is to leave you changed. Love has one purpose, that is to create art. — Julieanne O'Connor

Chicken fizz! O Lord, protect all of us who toil in the vineyards of experimental chemistry! — Alan Bradley

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." — P. J. O'Rourke

Amazing how a confluence of praise and lust can just make your defensive barriers collapse like Jell-O on a hot stove — Dan Skinner

Compromise is low class. I don't have anything against the poor, but being low class is the root of all evil — Novala Takemoto

O Chid learn your ABZ's and memorize them well,
and you shall learn to talk and speak and read and write and spel — Shel Silverstein

Total non-retention has kept my education from being a burden to me. — Flannery O'Connor

I'd turn and run but I'm anchored by two dudes that could hold the Titanic during a tsunami. — Karen Marie Moning

I escaped from an interview with that laboratory-loving doctor, Ag O. Nee, just barely by the shadow of my Nosey nose! — I.B. Nosey

It (her wedding dress) was the kind of dress that both Scarlett O'Hara and Princess Diana would have deemed 'over the top'. — Jenny Lawson

God has a most wicked sense of humor. — Maureen O'Hara

We'll do it live ... WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT! DO IT LIVE ... look, I'll write it and we'll do it live! Fucking thing SUCKS! — Bill O'Reilly

Have you noticed how Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen look nothing alike, and yet they both manage to look exactly like their father, Martin? — Ken O'Neill

There just aren't enough o's in the word smooth for me, are there? — Lani Diane Rich

Like sheep, sidhe-seers herd by nature, until you *want* them to go somewhere. Then they're all fluffy bottoms and broken. — Karen Marie Moning

Politics is the art of achieving prestige and power without merit. — P. J. O'Rourke

I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains. — Megan McDonald

Nothing's really changed since then, except that now any children we have might be wizards themselves, and I'll be hopelessly outnumbered. — Eilis O'Neal

How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O — Henny Youngman

America is a bunch o' bullies. Tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait. — Katt Williams

Puddings, my dear sir?' cried Graham.
Puddings. We trice 'em athwart the starboard gumbrils, when sailing by and large. — Patrick O'Brian

Ministry of Magic (M.O.M) Classification.
xxxxx Known wizard killer / impossible to train or domesticate / or anything Hagrid likes — J.K. Rowling

Trust is not hoping your partner will love you; it is KNOWING that they DO. — Julieanne O'Connor

According to a brand new report, alcohol abuse in Ireland is on the rise. Mainly because the guy who didn't drink now does. — Conan O'Brien

if at first you don't wake up try, try again... — Jayce O'Neal

No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE — A.O. Storm

If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb. — P. J. O'Rourke

I have been to the speed of God, sir ... and I discommend it. — John Ringo

A study in the Washington Post says that women have
better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the
authors of that study: 'Duh. — Conan O'Brien

Don't we all hope to die with a smile on our faces? — Jeff O'Brien

Those who rise first are morally superior. It's a universal law. — O.R. Melling

As writers, we're always trying to connect with the audience on a visceral level. We usually do that through drama, through emotion or through humor. — Rockne S. O'Bannon

Jumping Jehoshaphat. O Holy Night. — Patricia Briggs

We need to find you a man. You're conjuring Cinderfellas. — M. J. O'Shea

Humor wades across a brook, wit jumps over it. — Austin O'Malley

She would've been a good woman," said The Misfit, "if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life. — Flannery O'Connor

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me. — Robert Frost

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls. — Bo Burnham

I think that humor has become a principle means of communication among Americans about politics. — P. J. O'Rourke

Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott. — Bryan Lee O'Malley

You do not mean there is danger of peace?, cried Jack. — Patrick O'Brian

O the shame of it, the humiliating shame of being condescended to by dolts — Salman Rushdie

Well, this was uncomfortable. We should do it again sometime in the never future. — Stacey O'Neale

Questions are like the knocks of beggarmen, and should not be minded. — Flann O'Brien

Love, as wonderful and horrible as it is, has at its center a kind of pitiful humor. — Tim O'Brien

It's an awful thing to hear a strong, desperate, fat man scream incontinently in a cave at daybreak. — O. Henry

Sir U fell down from a speeding train,
Which did some damage to his brain,
And after that he did not know
How to pronounce the letter O. — Edward Gorey

Don't listen to her, Scott. She notices things. — Bryan Lee O'Malley

Out o' th' moon, I do assure thee. I was the man in the moon when time was,
--Stephano
(Act II, scene 2, lines 136-137) — William Shakespeare

The last time I was this confused I was watching a Fassbinder film. — Ken O'Neill

That's easy. Any man who cannae keep his balls oot o' the water needs tae get laid. Come on, let's find my sister. — Steve Alten

Let the ravioli simmer for the time it takes to say two Lord's Prayers. — Martino De Rossi C O William Sitwell

with me,it is 'better never than late — Ngugi Wa Thiong'o

When someone detonates a suicide bomb, that person does not have career prospects. — P. J. O'Rourke

He circled around me, whispering in my ear. "I'm O positive. I'm everyone's type. — Dannika Dark