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Now And Then Funny Quotes By Richard Roberts: We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker

We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record. — Richard Roberts

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Christopher Buckley: I think I got a lot of my

I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous. — Christopher Buckley

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Hilary Mantel: Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused,

Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle. — Hilary Mantel

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Ilona Andrews: One does not simply ring Roland.Oh boy. I

One does not simply ring Roland.
Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Me: I'm so careless that now i don't even

I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared about you. — Me

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Todd Phillips: I think people like comedies and I think

I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff. — Todd Phillips

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Murray Walker: And there's no damage to the car. Except

And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself. — Murray Walker

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Anne Lamott: It is funny how no one seems to

It is funny how no one seems to want my always excellent advice. — Anne Lamott

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Sarah Mayberry: If I let you go are you going

If I let you go are you going to hit me again?"
"What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Adam Sandler: I don't want want to go to jail,

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile. — Adam Sandler

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Gerry Geek: More you know, better advice you give. Less

More you know, better advice you give. Less you know, more advice you give. — Gerry Geek

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Lloyd Alexander: -"He loved her ... It was noble of

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: Culver is a language magnet school. What it's

Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds. — Dave Barry

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: Most man can think no better than a

Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Hugh Antoine D'Arcy: And then I met a woman,now comes the

And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Andy Borowitz: The hardest thing about life is that every

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about. — Andy Borowitz

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Tammara Webber: She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers?

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Nick Hornby: She wanted to be given a funny script

She wanted to be given a funny script so that she could make it funnier. — Nick Hornby

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Eric Drooker: I find it very difficult to be funny,

I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy. — Eric Drooker

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Anonymous: Text messages are dying a funny kind of

Text messages are dying a funny kind of death. — Anonymous

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Orson Scott Card: In the silence, the bear died. It was

In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music. — Orson Scott Card

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Santosh Kalwar: Friends are like bras, attached near your heart

Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty. — Santosh Kalwar

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: I got my start in silent radio.

I got my start in silent radio. — Bob Monkhouse

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Caitlin Hale: Jack Black is so funny! On and off

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there — Will Rogers

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: The ballgame is over ... in this inning.

The ballgame is over ... in this inning. — Jerry Coleman

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Nelson Jack: Being good has nothing to do with being

Being good has nothing to do with being a Boy !!. Better is the latter! — Nelson Jack

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld: If a book about failures doesn't sell, is

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? — Jerry Seinfeld

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Andrew Barger: Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.""Right, Virg. Groupies

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward."
"Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Caprice Bourret: It's so funny to think that I used

It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless. — Caprice Bourret

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Michael Summers: I had a dream about you last night.

I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline. — Michael Summers

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Jim Norton: I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled

I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire. — Jim Norton

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Holly Black: He runs to the sink to spit it

He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery. — Holly Black

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Rebecca Brooks: Moving on was going to require leaving the

Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. — Rebecca Brooks

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Avril Lavigne: As humans we speak one language ...

As humans we speak one language ... — Avril Lavigne

Now And Then Funny Quotes By David Letterman: Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.' — David Letterman

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Dave Grohl: It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's

It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. — Dave Grohl

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Lois Greiman: Luck is merely a product of the happily

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind. — Lois Greiman

Now And Then Funny Quotes By Stephanie Perkins: How much detention did you get?Two weeks. One

How much detention did you get?
Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins