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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record. — Richard Roberts

Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything ... — Clive Barker

I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous. — Christopher Buckley

Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle. — Hilary Mantel

One does not simply ring Roland.
Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews

I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks. — Hayden Thorne

Always warm up the audience with a joke ... If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke ... — Jacob M. Appel

i'm not sure either of them had a great capacity for love, that was all. it's funny - mine feels bottomless. — Elizabeth Noble

I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared about you. — Me

I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff. — Todd Phillips

And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself. — Murray Walker

It is funny how no one seems to want my always excellent advice. — Anne Lamott

The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault. — M.F. Moonzajer

If I let you go are you going to hit me again?"
"What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile. — Adam Sandler

More you know, better advice you give. Less you know, more advice you give. — Gerry Geek

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds. — Dave Barry

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. — Demetri Martin

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!" — Jim Gaffigan

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

Text messages are dying a funny kind of death. — Anonymous

Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them. — Seth Godin

You're impossible," she told him.
"Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings

Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time? — Henny Youngman

I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Climate change is like my head: it's not visible in every instance, but I'm pretty darn sure it's there. — Kevin Focke

Are you sure you can't dematerialize? Not even a little?"
"I'm sure. — Lauren Oliver

They call me the confuser. Is he a man ... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind. — Noel Fielding

The virtuous will be sure to speak uprightly; but those whose speech is upright may not be virtuous. — Confucius

I think therefore I am not sure. — Ljupka Cvetanova

He said "cool" like I say a Spanish word when I'm not sure of the pronunciation. — Kelley Armstrong

Intelligent life on other planets? I'm not even sure there is on earth! — Albert Einstein

There are many different ways of being funny. I'm not sure that there's so many different ways of being dramatic. — Isabelle Huppert

I don't have a master. I'm not sure if I have an equal. — Laurell K. Hamilton

On his teenage son: To be honest, I'm not sure the same kid comes home each night. — John Bishop

I'm not sure who faked their orgasm first, but thankfully it was over rather quickly. — Donald Jans

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward."
"Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger

How much detention did you get?
Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind. — Lois Greiman

It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. — Dave Grohl

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.' — David Letterman

As humans we speak one language ... — Avril Lavigne

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson

Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. — Rebecca Brooks

He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery. — Holly Black

I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire. — Jim Norton

I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline. — Michael Summers

Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!" — Mitch Hedberg

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? — Jerry Seinfeld

Being good has nothing to do with being a Boy !!. Better is the latter! — Nelson Jack

The ballgame is over ... in this inning. — Jerry Coleman

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber

She wanted to be given a funny script so that she could make it funnier. — Nick Hornby

I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy. — Eric Drooker

It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless. — Caprice Bourret

In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music. — Orson Scott Card

I got my start in silent radio. — Bob Monkhouse

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? — Robin Williams