Not Laughing Quotes
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Not Laughing Quotes & Sayings
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To be comic is merely to be playful, but wit is a serious matter. To laugh at it is to confess that you do not understand.
— Ambrose Bierce
Comedy is wonderful when you really nail it and you hear people laughing, but it's not always that easy.
— Sandra Bullock
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.
— H.L. Mencken
You can laugh of everything, but not with everybody.
— Pierre Desproges
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
— Will Rogers
Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.
— Eric Idle
I make myself laugh at everything, so that I do not weep.
— Pierre Beaumarchais
The person who cannot laugh is not only ready for treason, and deceptions, their whole life is already a treason and deception.
— Thomas Carlyle
The women I know who have gone through breast cancer still laugh a lot. They're not crying all day.
— Monica Potter
If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing.
— Casey Wilson
We can either laugh in the face of death or die trying not to.
— James Grippando
Why don't you laugh? If I did not laugh I should die, and you need this medicine as much as I do.
— Abraham Lincoln
Story of our species," Malcolm said, laughing. "Everybody knows it's coming, but not so soon.
— Michael Crichton
They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself.
— Bob Marley
I'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me.
— Daniel Dae Kim
Laugh as loud as you please at your companion's wit; do not even smile at his folly.
— Johann Georg Ritter Von Zimmermann
The things you're crying about today, you might be laughing about in ten years ... and then again ... maybe not.
— Mark Lowry
I also surround myself with people who make me laugh. If I'm not laughing, it upsets my day.
— Jessie J.
And anyway, it never happened." I bit my lip to keep from laughing. "Nope, it didn't," he said. "Not in a house." "Not with a mouse." "Not in a box.
— Melanie Harlow
If you were not born in this world, there would be no need to die. To be born in this world is to die, to disappear [laughing].
— Shunryu Suzuki
Standing on a ledge again. Everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. Not for long, though.
— Neil Simon
She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great-but how to laugh through it.
— Liza Minnelli
Comedies are doing well because I think people want to laugh and not think about everything for a little bit.
— Jonah Hill
If people do not laugh it's not comedy.
— Lars Von Trier
I don't care what it is you're doing; if you're not laughing, you're not doing it right.
— Donna Barker
The horn, the horn, the lusty horn Is not a thing to laugh to scorn.
— William Shakespeare
It only hurts when I'm not laughing.
— Jackie Chan
Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.
— Dov Davidoff
I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.
— Jennifer Garner
Whether we laugh or cry, the days are going to pass by. So why not choose to laugh?
— Mata Amritanandamayi
Laughter not time destroyed my voiceAnd put that crack in it,
And when the moon's pot-bellied
I get a laughing fit ... — William Butler Yeats
Kids. They're not tin cans or sheetrock. They're laughing machines. Wind them up and watch them go.
— Carew Papritz
Life sends us messages all the time - then sits around laughing over how we're not gonna be able to figure them out.
— James Sallis
I'm good at not laughing. It's not that I don't want to. I'm too old and experienced.
— Jacki Weaver
I do not often laugh, sir, as you may perceive by the air of my countenance; but nevertheless, I retain the privilege of laughing when I please.
— Alexandre Dumas
Dead bodies are such trouble, Evie said with a little sigh, and Mabel had to turn her head away so as not to laugh.
— Libba Bray
I have a great desire to make people smile - not laugh. Laughter is too aggressive. People bare their teeth.
— Muriel Spark
The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.
— Victor Garber
One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself.
— Mary Engelbreit
I don't think there's anything Craig Ferguson could say that would make me laugh. Ad-libbing is not the same as entertainment.
— Andy Kindler
This is not at all funny.""Which is why I'm not laughing. — Dani Alexander
Write what makes you laugh not what you think will make someone else laugh.
— Armando Iannucci
I have tried sedulously not to laugh at the acts of man, nor to lament them, nor to detest them, but to understand them.
— Baruch Spinoza
I should like to knock their silly heads together. What is the sense of laughing all the time? They are not saying anything funny.
— Agatha Christie
I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything
— Chelsea Handler
She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing.
— Derek Landy
I am forced, as I have often said, to try to make myself laugh, that I may not cry: for one or other I must do.
— Samuel Richardson
I'll always come back to comedy. Doing drama can feel satisfying, but day to day, it's just not as fun as laughing.
— Reid Scott
For me the moment of death will be a moment of jubilation, not of fear. I cried when I was born and I shall die laughing.
— Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj
Your name's now Limp. Aye, not very imaginative, but it's like this. If you can't hear Hood laughing, well, I can.
— Steven Erikson
The Bear son was surrounded. But it did not matter. He cut thorugh them all, laughing.
— Tessa Gratton
Laughing Faces Do Not Mean That There Is Absence Of Sorrow! But It Means That They Have The Ability To Deal With It
— William Shakespeare
The world is on fire! And you are laughing? You are deep in the dark. Will you not ask for a light?
— Gautama Buddha
You can laugh your way into hell but not out.
— Adrian Rogers
I'm not up for laughing, but their laughter makes the room feel safer, so we begin to explore.
— John Green
And not there, not there, not there,Your laughing face and your wind-blown hair
Leave not even a ghost in the garden. — Winifred Holtby
We laugh at others and we don't realize that someone will be just as justified in laughing at us on some not too remote day
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
And suddenly I knew I was people and could not stop laughing.
— Robert A. Heinlein
The truck went on its way in the night and Gedaleh shouted, laughing, If not this way, how? And if not now, when?
— Primo Levi
It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.
— Rob Delaney
Mr. Palmer does not hear me," said she, laughing, "he never does sometimes. It is so ridiculous!
— Jane Austen
In the laughing times we know that we are lucky, and in the quiet times we know that we are blessed. And we will not be alone.
— Dar Williams
We started gearing our content more to what makes us laugh and stories we wanted to tell, and we had to decide, early on, to not be precious about it.
— Mitchell Hurwitz
We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper.
— Jules Renard
To laugh often and much ... this is to have succeeded. Probably not from Emerson: here's the full quotation and the story.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Were't not for laughing, I should pity him.
— William Shakespeare
Ten years from now you'll laugh at whatever's stressing you out today. So why not laugh now?
— Tony Robbins
