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What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you. — Jackson Lanzing

ancient custom of swearing by the testes (hence, 'testify'). — Gavin Francis

Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.
D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it. — Jerry Coleman

Ava said her hand accidentally slipped and made contact with her guy's nose. I said Repeatedly? And she said, 'Uh, yeah. I'm really clumsy. — Gena Showalter

Sometimes you think the whole world is falling, and it's only yourself that's leaning. — Pearl Bailey

It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe. — David Walton

Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis

All my life I've been a lady bruiser, a wrong chooser, school refuser, drug abuser, born loser; clothes bummy, nose runny, it wasn't funny — Big L

Hi's nose was pressed to his window. I've changed my mind, Tory. This is the perfect place to hold someone prisoner. I'm keeping this on file. — Kathy Reichs

This is why i hate social media. It gives a voice to people who dont (sic) deserve one. — Gary Streeter

I'm not pro-life. I'm very emphatically pro-choice. — Will Sheff

The world is a book, and those who don't travel only read one page. — Augustine Of Hippo

We met Dr. Hall in such deep mourning that either his mother, his wife, or himself must be dead. — Jane Austen

She gets naughty with her Pilates body
And she thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody — Mickey Avalon

What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons. — Rodman Philbrick

The number of times he'd had to pinch his nose to keep his soul in so that he'd make no noise while peering through the parlor keyhole... — Emma Trevayne

Of course the folk guitar is the one I play very often, but I wanted a more electric sound. — Rokia Traore

A memory is a beautiful thing, it's almost a desire that you miss. — Gustave Flaubert

I say, 'Woe to them that have a nose, a real nose,
and come to look round the torture-chamber! Aha, aha, aha! — Gaston Leroux

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me! — Zach Galifianakis

Take your finger out of your nose, Miss Steal. — Fanny Merkin

The commonest form, one of the most often neglected, and the safest opportunity for the average man to seize, is hard work. — Arthur Brisbane

Quill pinched the bridge of his nose, wishing Ivy would stop using the word "nude. — Manda Collins

You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I wish my nose would blow me for once. — Brian Celio

She couldn't hold in her irritation. "What's so funny?"
He reached out and touched the tip of her nose.
"You. — Caroline Fyffe

Holy broken nose, Batman! — Veronica Blade

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? — Steven Wright

Toto was not gray; he was a little black dog, with long silky hair and small black eyes that twinkled merrily on either side of his funny, wee nose. — L. Frank Baum

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. — Chevy Chase

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair. — Doug Stanhope

The most dangerous enemy of truth and freedom among us is the compact majority. Yes, the damned, compact, liberal majority... — Thomas Stockman

Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny. — Steve Martin

The past is prologue! — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Marriage is an economic arrangement in many ways, let's face it. — Tennessee Williams

My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile. — Terry Farrell

We become, neurologically, what we think."(33) — Nicholas Carr