Nose Funny Quotes
Collection of top 38 famous quotes about Nose Funny
Nose Funny Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Nose Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you.
— Jackson Lanzing
ancient custom of swearing by the testes (hence, 'testify').
— Gavin Francis
Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke
Ava said her hand accidentally slipped and made contact with her guy's nose. I said Repeatedly? And she said, 'Uh, yeah. I'm really clumsy.
— Gena Showalter
Sometimes you think the whole world is falling, and it's only yourself that's leaning.
— Pearl Bailey
It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe.
— David Walton
This is why i hate social media. It gives a voice to people who dont (sic) deserve one.
— Gary Streeter
I'm not pro-life. I'm very emphatically pro-choice.
— Will Sheff
The world is a book, and those who don't travel only read one page.
— Augustine Of Hippo
We met Dr. Hall in such deep mourning that either his mother, his wife, or himself must be dead.
— Jane Austen
She gets naughty with her Pilates bodyAnd she thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody — Mickey Avalon
What a goon, except it really is funny, me trying to sneeze a hot dog through my nose, and we're both laughing like total morons.
— Rodman Philbrick
The number of times he'd had to pinch his nose to keep his soul in so that he'd make no noise while peering through the parlor keyhole...
— Emma Trevayne
Of course the folk guitar is the one I play very often, but I wanted a more electric sound.
— Rokia Traore
A memory is a beautiful thing, it's almost a desire that you miss.
— Gustave Flaubert
I say, 'Woe to them that have a nose, a real nose,and come to look round the torture-chamber! Aha, aha, aha! — Gaston Leroux
I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
— Zach Galifianakis
Take your finger out of your nose, Miss Steal.
— Fanny Merkin
The commonest form, one of the most often neglected, and the safest opportunity for the average man to seize, is hard work.
— Arthur Brisbane
You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I wish my nose would blow me for once.
— Brian Celio
She couldn't hold in her irritation. "What's so funny?"He reached out and touched the tip of her nose.
"You. — Caroline Fyffe
Holy broken nose, Batman!
— Veronica Blade
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
— Steven Wright
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.
— Chevy Chase
The most dangerous enemy of truth and freedom among us is the compact majority. Yes, the damned, compact, liberal majority...
— Thomas Stockman
The past is prologue!
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Marriage is an economic arrangement in many ways, let's face it.
— Tennessee Williams
My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile.
— Terry Farrell
We become, neurologically, what we think."(33)
— Nicholas Carr