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If the laughter of the audience was malicious we wouldn't show it. — Denis Norden

I defy anyone to get a decision that quickly these days. — Denis Norden

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh. — Denis Norden

If your activities don't match your priorities, you are wasting your life. — Rick Warren

[Norden] said, with the Mark 15 Norden bombsight, he could drop a bomb into a pickle barrel at 20,000 feet. — Malcolm Gladwell

This life is like a roller-coaster; once you are strapped-in and the ride has started, you aren't getting off. — Bryant McGill

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May. — Denis Norden

This sort of talk always bores me: old men complaining that the world is going to the dogs. It's so banal. — Robert Harris

Liberty, in its last analysis, is but the sweat of the poor and the blood of the brave. — Robert Toombs

Everyone who appears in a scene gets paid. — Denis Norden

Frank liked administrative work and was good at it. — Denis Norden

Don't let small minded people dictate how you should look and be free. — Brian Molko

There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car. — Denis Norden

Dictum on television scripts: We don't want it good - we want it Tuesday. — Denis Norden

If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from? — Denis Norden

A counter tenor is anyone who can count to ten. — Denis Norden

You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D. — Denis Norden

And if you can offer an explanation as to why it doesn't work then you've got to the whole root of comedy. — Denis Norden

Your calling is God's trust to you — Sunday Adelaja

Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. — Denis Norden

I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. — Denis Norden

What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions? — Denis Norden

The weekend's here, started it right. Even if I only get part of it right. — Drake

Of course there are times when I hate London, but equally there are times when I can walk 'round a corner and I really feel that this is my place. — Graham Swift

Where wealth accumulates, men decay. — Oliver Goldsmith