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I believe each person is more creative than he or she has ever imagined. — Brian Tracy

Maybe you aren't as smart as you think you are, Mr. Stark."
"Nonsense. I'm fucking brilliant. Or haven't you heard? — J. Kenner

I write pretty much year-round, but I definitely do more when a deadline is looming. — Jason Isbell

"Knowledge is the frontier of tomorrow." — Denis Waitley

I love people who have such passion for complete nonsense. — Chelsea Handler

All life is in vain, for Death makes a nonsense of pain. — Gasmaskman

There is a monsterous deal of stupid quizzing, & common-place nonsense talked, but scarcely any wit. — Jane Austen

Look at the reputation they gave him. [Giordano] Bruno without the pyre is a whiskey priest laying waste to the maids of Umbria. — Terence McKenna

This is a haiku
Haiku's don't have to make sense
Refrigerator — Anonymous

Smee! Raise the Ladies! — Dave Barry

Nonsense! I have merely come to terms with the fact that I am perfect, and I have decided life must go on, and I must learn to live with myself ... — C.N. Faust

We have been conditioned to see the passing of time as an adversary. — Menachem Mendel Schneerson

This supreme instance of Troy's goodness fell upon Gabriel's ears like the thirteenth stroke of a crazy clock. — Thomas Hardy

Take care of the sense and the sounds will take care of themselves. — Lewis Carroll

Honestly, because it's my third, I feel like I've been pregnant for like six years, seriously. — Maya Rudolph

Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? I dunno ... — Steven Morrissey

Amy thought a moment. How could they get rid of their mother? We could have her away taking care of a sick neighbor, and we are all alone in the house — Beverly Cleary

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds. — Libba Bray

It's hardly the time for sense, I should think, since nonsense
has been serving us so well — E.J. Patten

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. — Steven Wright

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. — Bill Bryson

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum! We made it to Hollywood, time to give these aliens the golden boot!" - Angel from the Thousand Years War — Angel Ramon Medina

We'll never survive!"
"Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has. — William Goldman

You okay there, Stiff?" he says. "You look like you're about to cry. I might go easy on you if you cry. — Veronica Roth

Television, I'm afraid, has isolated us more than race, class, or ethnicity. — Paul Fleischman

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing! — Graham Chapman

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Take life seriously but none of the people in it. — Kurt Vonnegut

Words are the basic tools, if you are a writer. But why? Why do you choose one set of tools rather than another? — James D. Houston

I also have a routine with breathing and visualization techniques that I go through when I feel overwhelmed or nervous. — Amanda Schull

Russian humor is to adapt or make some sense or nonsense out of the insanity of their lives. — Ian Frazier

We live in a society that feeds on criticism. It is so easy to find fault, and to resist doing so requires much discipline. — Gordon B. Hinckley

In Beautiful, Mr. Shearer writes with humor and has fun with some of the glorious nonsense of Lamarr's movies. — Jeanine Basinger

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

In a strictly scientific sense God is at the bottom of both good and evil. — Mahatma Gandhi

An unsound thinker goes where his motives and interests invite him; a sound thinker goes where the argument takes him. — J. Budziszewski