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No Time Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings

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Our great country has seen better days. That's the honest truth if there ever was one." "Are — Heather Lyons

My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend. — Anthony Jeselnik

There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you). — Nakia R. Laushaul

About the only other thing I'd want would be a wider neck. My fingers are so fat that sometimes I deaden the string next to the one I'm fretting. — Terry Kath

Family time was hard when it was your own family, it had to be twice as hard when you were the girlfriend. — Jennifer Close

My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time. — Anthony Jeselnik

Boy, you'll have a fair trial. Race, creed or color, justice will be done in my courtroom. — Laurence Stallings

The best teams play for each other, not with each other — Jeff Van Gundy

I've stopped thinking about it. I don't have time to have a girlfriend. I have like a full-time job Learning How to Be Blind. — John Green

Or give your child a piggyback during leg exercises, or even your girlfriend or your wife (though not both at the same time - that could be trouble). — Mark Lauren

What I wanted to do was play the guitar but I don't like instrumental rock. I think it is tripe. — Andy Summers

It's risky most of the time, but its better to listen to your heart. — Jonathan Anthony Burkett

I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito. — Mitch Hedberg

At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were people. — Jacqueline Bisset

I like playing sport. I'm a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates. — Nick D'Aloisio

It's not hard to get a boyfriend or girlfriend...the hard part is finding one worthy of your time and effort. — Natalie De Clare

He's not only a good player, but he's spiteful in the nicest sense of the word. — Ron Atkinson

Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time. — Dorothy Allison

And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! — Rodney Dangerfield

The past only had the power he gave it, — Ruth Cardello

Insanity is starting over a million times, expecting to feel the spark you never did the first time. — Shannon L. Alder

Our lives were now worlds apart, separated by time, circumstance, and the unbridgeable chasm of money. — Travis Luedke

There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend. — Zach Galifianakis

Every time I thought to, I wrote about you. — Crystal Woods

My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked. — Elliott Smith

The most terrifying thing in the world was having to give a speech at my girlfriend's wedding. I was physically shaking and sweating the entire time. — Lindy Booth

I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, 'Oh, okay, babe,' and I see it in scripts all the time. — Casey Wilson

I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf. — Anthony Jeselnik

City people. They may know how to street fight but they don't know how to wade through manure. — Melina Marchetta

My first clue time travel could be possible was in the barber's chair the day before my girlfriend's funeral. — Timothy C. Ward

If I got a girlfriend, I'd feed her playfully all of the time. — Niall Horan