No Time For Your Girlfriend Quotes
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His lazy grin incinerated the rest of my heart.
— Jordan Deen
He saw the rules of life clearly for the first time and they were simple: it was a game where Death was the only winner.
— Sharon Sant
My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend.
— Anthony Jeselnik
That's what humanity does when faced with wolves. We take them in, tame them, and teach them how to keep us safe.
— Mira Grant
A little while with grief and laughter, And then the day will close; The shadows gather ... what comes after No man knows.
— Don Marquis
There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you).
— Nakia R. Laushaul
Family time was hard when it was your own family, it had to be twice as hard when you were the girlfriend.
— Jennifer Close
My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf.
— Anthony Jeselnik
My first clue time travel could be possible was in the barber's chair the day before my girlfriend's funeral.
— Timothy C. Ward
If you have never planted, then you cannot expect a great harvest
— Sunday Adelaja
It's not hard to get a boyfriend or girlfriend...the hard part is finding one worthy of your time and effort.
— Natalie De Clare
Life is you master, or death is.
— Laini Taylor
It's risky most of the time, but its better to listen to your heart.
— Jonathan Anthony Burkett
Worship seals all prayers at the front and at the back. Always pray with praise beginning and praise ending.
— David Jeremiah
I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito.
— Mitch Hedberg
At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were people.
— Jacqueline Bisset
I like playing sport. I'm a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates.
— Nick D'Aloisio
When we get civilised, I believe children will go by number until they get old enough to choose their own names.
— Myrtle Reed
No city should be too large for a man to walk out of in a morning.
— Cyril Connolly
I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, 'Oh, okay, babe,' and I see it in scripts all the time.
— Casey Wilson
Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.
— Dorothy Allison
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Insanity is starting over a million times, expecting to feel the spark you never did the first time.
— Shannon L. Alder
Our lives were now worlds apart, separated by time, circumstance, and the unbridgeable chasm of money.
— Travis Luedke
Twilight is like death; the dark portal of night comes upon us, to open again in the glorious morning of immortality.
— James Ellis
There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
— Zach Galifianakis
Every time I thought to, I wrote about you.
— Crystal Woods
It doesn't matter who you have your first kiss with. What matters is who you have your last kiss with.
— Ryan Manley
My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked.
— Elliott Smith
We know that dreams fuel innovation.
— Bertrand Piccard