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Problem was, he couldn't masturbate his sexual desires away because he'd fry off his cock. Hector
— Gena Showalter
You, lass, have a self-image problem.Well, that might be a little true, but she also had a mirror. — Cherise Sinclair
There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.
— Garrison Keillor
I really don't have a problem with gay marriage ... because I'm tolerant and rational.
— David Cross
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
Don't come on to be funny - come on to solve problems.
— Keith Johnstone
Any idiot can point out a problem. So, bosses do.
— Gerry Geek
Women tend to be problem solvers. We work together.
— Amy Klobuchar
The answer to every problem involved penguins
— Rick Riordan
Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.
— Tobias Wolff
All we have is here and now. That's why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.
— Jerry Coleman
I said,'What's your problem?' Asshole." There was a question behind his question, and that shadow question was 'Do you want to dance?
— Adrian Barnes
If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged
— Terry Pratchett
I have no problem not listening to the Temptations.
— Mitch Hedberg
I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
— Rodney Dangerfield
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis
I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem.
— Murray Walker
I don't pull out because ... it's not my problem.
— Jim Norton
I'd like to point out that we've had zero problem reaching each other's mouths.
— Stephanie Perkins
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva
Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!
— Frankie Boyle
The funny thing about the word "delusion" is that it means just that - delusion. When you have it, you don't know it, and that can be a problem.
— Christopher Zzenn Loren
You 'accidentally' touched his bottom? Didn't that happen when you last saw him aswell? Surprising how often that seems to be a problem. — Twisted Hilarity
