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I worked as a parking lot attendant for a while and a delivery boy and two or three other things, but none of them seemed just right. — Robert Preston

I left Mermaid's Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking lot. — Jarod Kintz

No great city has ever been known for its abundant supply of parking. — Allan Jacobs

Parking is a nightmare for me ... I still have sensors on my car that help me park. — Jordana Brewster

Best advice ever: Drive slow in parking lots. — K. Velk

A handicap parking permit is not a reward for a lifetime of poor eating habits ... — T. Rafael Cimino

If I had to describe Trish, I would say: "high school parking lot." She smokes. She wears too much makeup. She probably gives great hand jobs. — Blake Nelson

Validation is for parking. — Austin Kleon

I bring my bike to work, and I make laps around our parking lot on my lunch break. — Angela Kinsey

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell. — Bob Hope

Your demons may have been ejected from the building, but they're out in the parking lot, doing push-ups.) — Dan Harris

Too many children are being parked in substandard day care with workers who make little more than a parking attendant. — Bill Nelson

Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped. — Zach Braff

Yeah, well ... No, I mean sex in my truck. Sex with a man I just met. Sex in a freaking parking lot.
He grinned. That's a lot of firsts. — Laura Kaye

No great city has an abundance of parking. — Yves Engler

Be advised that there is no parking in Europe. — Dave Barry

I hated high school. I was not the greatest student, participated in no activities, and spent most of my time hanging out in my parking lot. — Sarah Dessen

I hate pulling out ... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing ... — Josh Stern

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. — Bill Vaughan

I'm against government-subsidized parking and government-mandated parking. — Matthew Yglesias

If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else. — Jay Leno

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs. — Miranda Hart

Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great. — Ilona Andrews

So many men, so little parking. — Nell Zink

I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent. — Calvin Trillin

It's better to be in the arena, getting stomped by the bull, than to be up in the stands or out in the parking lot. — Steven Pressfield

I parked somewhere where I would probably get a ticket. I planned to ignore it. Anarchists have a much easier time finding parking spots. — Jim Butcher

The only people I really hate are parking attendants. — Alison Jackson

Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities. — Lewis Mumford

Say no to parking lots! — John Bytheway

I've always felt we weren't physical enough on the back line. Now there's a no - parking sign in front of our net. — Dean Lombardi

The next three days were typical for the holiday season. No one was in or returning telephone calls. Parking — Patricia Cornwell

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car! — Homer

Either we're making the world a better place or we're making it a better place for parking lots. — Chaunce Stanton

I would just like to throw out there that we can all stop talking about putting things up my ass. No fly zone. Do not enter. No parking. — Dani Alexander

Positioning is finding the right parking space inside the consumer's mind and going for it before someone else takes it. — Laura Busche

Sarah Palin is now the guy who hangs out in the high school parking lot, showing off his car, five years after he graduated. — Rachel Maddow

As a former gas station attendant, parking lot attendant, medical resident and current Goldman Sachs screwee, I am offended. — Michael Lewis

A stack of banged-up grocery carts humped each other in a metal orgy in the far corner of the new Sedano's parking lot. — Jennine Capo Crucet

Books are my friends, where it's okay to be silent, where you're not a freak if you don't want to get drunk, peel out in the parking lot, tip cows. — Julie Gregory

Here's my using dickwad in a sentence. Greg is such a dickwad, he locks his car in the Pagoda Pizza parking lot. (No. That isn't a real Vocab word.) — A.S. King

When angry, count to Zen. — Leonard Scheff

Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him. — Dov Davidoff

My first joke was about a company called Five Star Parking that was all over Philadelphia: 'Who's reviewing parking lots?' — Adam McKay

What is the primary purpose of a political leader? To build a majority. If voters care about parking lots, then talk about parking lots. — Newt Gingrich

Because after my marriage fell apart I felt like an empty parking space, and James just pulled into it. — Terry McMillan

If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery. — Michael King

They say the first thing to go when you're old is your legs or your eyesight. It isn't true. The first thing to go is parallel parking. — Kurt Vonnegut

The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office. — James Garner

It's all about the parking — Jon Boorstin

Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space. — Will Rogers

Parking garages are like that person drinking their soda with a straw: They just sit there and suck. — Gregor Collins

Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them — Megan Amram

Beyond the window was the parking lot and beyond that the desert, and beyond that the sky, mostly void, partially stars. Layered — Joseph Fink

Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car. — Jon Stewart

I favor parking a few miles from the office and walking to work. You get the benefit of exercise and besides it is easier to get a parking space. — Paul Dudley White