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No Pants Quotes By Laurelin McGee: considering that he was no longer wearing pants.

considering that he was no longer wearing pants. — Laurelin McGee

No Pants Quotes By Shannon Messenger: Nothing says 'no big deal' like having my

Nothing says 'no big deal' like having my sorta ex-fiancee help me put my pants on. — Shannon Messenger

No Pants Quotes By Mark Hamill: Of all the things to worry about; the

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. — Mark Hamill

No Pants Quotes By Heather Vogel Frederick: But no, it's yoga pants and T-shirts with

But no, it's yoga pants and T-shirts with slogans like "Save the Rain Forest" on them, made only of natural fibers of course. — Heather Vogel Frederick

No Pants Quotes By Jamie Wyman: Magic pants?""Without them I'm starkers," he mused. "Shall

Magic pants?"
"Without them I'm starkers," he mused. "Shall I show you?"
"No, I think I prefer the pants. — Jamie Wyman

No Pants Quotes By Zac Hanson: People have told me to have sex when

People have told me to have sex when i feel the desire to, but right now i have no desire to pull my pants down in front of a girl. — Zac Hanson

No Pants Quotes By Lynn Viehl: And no man, not even Cyprien, could chase

And no man, not even Cyprien, could chase a girl with his pants down. — Lynn Viehl

No Pants Quotes By Scott Weiland: You can't be seen in your mid-40s wearing

You can't be seen in your mid-40s wearing leather pants. No leather pants anymore. — Scott Weiland

No Pants Quotes By Charles Stross: No two books come out the same way.

No two books come out the same way. Some I write by the seat of my pants; others are planned in minute detail. — Charles Stross

No Pants Quotes By John Steinbeck: What the hell kind of bed you giving

What the hell kind of bed you giving us, anyways? We don't want no pants rabbits. — John Steinbeck

No Pants Quotes By Kanye West: I hope we don't see no paparazzi today.

I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's not my statement!' — Kanye West

No Pants Quotes By Drake: Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin wit no makeup

Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin wit no makeup on. That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong. — Drake

No Pants Quotes By Craig Ferguson: I was 15 years old when I was

I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers. — Craig Ferguson

No Pants Quotes By Tielle St. Clare: No, but it's your reality now. Put on

No, but it's your reality now. Put on your big-boy pants and deal with it. — Tielle St. Clare

No Pants Quotes By Mindy Kaling: Which I would write on Sunday afternoons sitting

Which I would write on Sunday afternoons sitting cross-legged on my bedroom floor with no pants on. — Mindy Kaling

No Pants Quotes By Stephen Colbert: If I had one wish, it would be

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait
no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?! — Stephen Colbert

No Pants Quotes By Ilona Andrews: Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or

Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants here. — Ilona Andrews

No Pants Quotes By McLean Stevenson: No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and

No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money. — McLean Stevenson

No Pants Quotes By Stephen King: No matter how many times you shake it

No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants — Stephen King

No Pants Quotes By Kristen Schaal: Guys. If your pants are below your ass

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty. — Kristen Schaal

No Pants Quotes By David Leddick: If you must have a female role model,

If you must have a female role model, may I recommend Katherine Hepburn or Angelina Jolie: lots of pants, lots of attitude, no jewelry. — David Leddick

No Pants Quotes By Tom Robbins: His voice wore no pants.

His voice wore no pants. — Tom Robbins

No Pants Quotes By Susan Juby: Wetting one's pants is no kind of self-esteem

Wetting one's pants is no kind of self-esteem builder. — Susan Juby

No Pants Quotes By Allan: No matter how much you skake and dance,

No matter how much you skake and dance, you always get some on your pants. — Allan

No Pants Quotes By Julie Johnson: There will be absolutely no macho-man, bossy-pants shenanigans

There will be absolutely no macho-man, bossy-pants shenanigans allowed. — Julie Johnson

No Pants Quotes By Kathy Bryson: There's no way to stand up gracefully when

There's no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles. — Kathy Bryson

No Pants Quotes By Cathy Burnham Martin: Irritatingly angry people have no sense of humor

Irritatingly angry people have no sense of humor when wearing their "angry pants. — Cathy Burnham Martin

No Pants Quotes By Sarah J. Maas: I look ridiculous! These pants are absurd, and

I look ridiculous! These pants are absurd, and this shirt is awful."
"Stop whining. No one gives a damn about your clothes. — Sarah J. Maas

No Pants Quotes By Stephen King: Pride was the belt you used to hold

Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants. — Stephen King

No Pants Quotes By Jeff Strand: Is someone in my tree?" I fought panic,

Is someone in my tree?" I fought panic, and through Herculean effort managed to keep my pants dry. "No," I answered. She wasn't fooled. — Jeff Strand