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considering that he was no longer wearing pants. — Laurelin McGee

Nothing says 'no big deal' like having my sorta ex-fiancee help me put my pants on. — Shannon Messenger

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. — Mark Hamill

But no, it's yoga pants and T-shirts with slogans like "Save the Rain Forest" on them, made only of natural fibers of course. — Heather Vogel Frederick

Magic pants?"
"Without them I'm starkers," he mused. "Shall I show you?"
"No, I think I prefer the pants. — Jamie Wyman

People have told me to have sex when i feel the desire to, but right now i have no desire to pull my pants down in front of a girl. — Zac Hanson

And no man, not even Cyprien, could chase a girl with his pants down. — Lynn Viehl

You can't be seen in your mid-40s wearing leather pants. No leather pants anymore. — Scott Weiland

No two books come out the same way. Some I write by the seat of my pants; others are planned in minute detail. — Charles Stross

What the hell kind of bed you giving us, anyways? We don't want no pants rabbits. — John Steinbeck

I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's not my statement!' — Kanye West

Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin wit no makeup on. That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong. — Drake

I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers. — Craig Ferguson

No, but it's your reality now. Put on your big-boy pants and deal with it. — Tielle St. Clare

Which I would write on Sunday afternoons sitting cross-legged on my bedroom floor with no pants on. — Mindy Kaling

If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait
no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?! — Stephen Colbert

Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants here. — Ilona Andrews

No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money. — McLean Stevenson

No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants — Stephen King

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty. — Kristen Schaal

If you must have a female role model, may I recommend Katherine Hepburn or Angelina Jolie: lots of pants, lots of attitude, no jewelry. — David Leddick

His voice wore no pants. — Tom Robbins

Wetting one's pants is no kind of self-esteem builder. — Susan Juby

No matter how much you skake and dance, you always get some on your pants. — Allan

There will be absolutely no macho-man, bossy-pants shenanigans allowed. — Julie Johnson

There's no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles. — Kathy Bryson

Irritatingly angry people have no sense of humor when wearing their "angry pants. — Cathy Burnham Martin

I look ridiculous! These pants are absurd, and this shirt is awful."
"Stop whining. No one gives a damn about your clothes. — Sarah J. Maas

Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants. — Stephen King

Is someone in my tree?" I fought panic, and through Herculean effort managed to keep my pants dry. "No," I answered. She wasn't fooled. — Jeff Strand