Nipples Quotes
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As useless as nipples on a breastplate-Cersei Lannister — George R R Martin
When mannequins have nipples, it's a cold-hearted world.
— Roy Blount Jr.
My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under my breath.
— Richard Dreyfuss
Many of the male faeries had their shirts unbuttoned and chests bare. (How's this for freaky: no nipples or belly buttons.)
— Kiersten White
If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.
— Demetri Martin
What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!
— Demetri Martin
Why do men have nipples? Because God is a woman and she really wants us to enjoy ourselves, that's why.
— Cameron Dean
The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.
— George R R Martin
Heaven is the feeling of hand warmers on sore nipples.
— Cassi Clark
Babies don't know anything but nipples and lullabies. they splash out looks of wonder on anybody whether they merit it or not.
— Daniel Woodrell
I've got four nipples. I think I must have been a twin, but the one other went away and left its nipples behind.
— Harry Styles
Nipples are a fact of life. We all have them.
— Lee Goldberg
My eyes never got lower than your nipples. If it wasn't for the fact that Morelli would shoot me I would have taken you on his front lawn.
— Janet Evanovich
The only intuitive interface is the nipple. Everything else is learned.
— Bruce Tognazzini
That makes my nipples hard!
— Jean-Louis Gassee
Just what she needed. She was single and pregnant and her nipples had suddenly become supersensitive $luts looking for action.
— Erin McCarthy
Gently he probed her mouth, his tongue stroking hers in an erotic rhythm that had her nipples tightening and her pussy dampening.
— Savannah Stuart
Admit you're jealous, Emma." "Never," she said defiantly.
"Just your nipples then. They're pouting. — Kate Meader
nipples puckered painfully tight and she squeezed her thighs
— Rachel Gibson
Singing is a f***ing blast. When it's really good, it's as good as the best sex. I get nipple erections all the time on stage, I do!
— Joan Osborne
glass knives were about as useful as nipples on a knight's breastplate,
— George R R Martin
If my nipples could ejaculate, they would.
— Kendall Grey
Seems there was a custom in Ireland at this time of showing obeisance to your king by sucking his nipples.
— Marilyn Johnson
Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!
— Lauren Myracle
Shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull-dyke and win a cotton-candy goat.
— Hunter S. Thompson
It turned out that it was difficult to stay cross with a man when you could see his nipples.
— FayJay
She made a good point. So did her nipples.
— Jaci Burton
Law may prescribe that the male nipples be made equal to the female ones, but they still will not give milk.
— Allan Bloom
Nobody gives a rat's nipple about me.
— Monta Ellis
With nothing more than thin spandex covering my chest, even the blind would notice that my nipples were so hard, they could cut glass
— Jeaniene Frost
The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.
— Janet Evanovich
The birthing wolf,Her heart fed with tenderness,
Gave forth from ripe brown nipples,
Food to feed the universe. — Roman Payne
Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
— Ben Stiller
Faith is under the left nipple.
— Martin Luther
Our earlobes line up with our nipples.
— Jill Shalvis
I'm gonna stick your head so far up your *ss your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!
— Dwayne Johnson
Vile Father's brown nipples, on the ends of his pendulous man-cans, were like dried figs.
— Lev Grossman
My nipples could cut glass.
— Chris Pine
So he can go ride a donkey naked through the desert with snapping turtles attached to his nipples for all I care.
— Suzanne Wright
What has three eyes,three nipples and two assholes? — Kurt Vonnegut
Fuck you! I pierced my nipples for her!
— Stjepan Sejic
He called me baby. I didn't look to confirm, and I was glad he didn't either, seeing as I was relatively certain my nipples were now hard.
— Kristen Ashley
Wait. You have two Ph.D.'s?""Yeah." Shane passed it off as if it were as common as having two nipples. — K.A. Mitchell
Buttery nipples," I said, smiling broadly. "Buttery nipples.
— Nickolas Butler
Bloody my nose, freeze my nipples, give me blue balls, what else are you going to do to me today?
— Jill Patten
No. You said I looked "okay," which is petty much the same thing as saying, "Well, at least your nipples are covered.
— Jenny Lawson
It seems there was a custom in Ireland at this time of showing obeisance to your king by sucking his nipples. No nipples, you could not be a king.
— Marilyn Johnson
The eyes are the nipples of the face
— Anna Faris
He's going to be as useful as nipples on a breastplate.
— George R R Martin