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As useless as nipples on a breastplate
-Cersei Lannister — George R R Martin

When mannequins have nipples, it's a cold-hearted world. — Roy Blount Jr.

Do you know how often I've fantasized about the color of your nipples?" he growled against her neck before feathering soft kisses up to her jaw. — Katie Reus

My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under my breath. — Richard Dreyfuss

I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples. — Jo Brand

Many of the male faeries had their shirts unbuttoned and chests bare. (How's this for freaky: no nipples or belly buttons.) — Kiersten White

Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples. — Warren Ellis

Your breasts. Your nipples. The insides of your thighs. I want you wet for me, baby. A little drunk and a whole lot wet. — J. Kenner

You know, if Chyna had a nipple for every time someone said she was the breast looking woman here, she'd be a millionaire! — Triple H

If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples. — Demetri Martin

What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples! — Demetri Martin

Why do men have nipples? Because God is a woman and she really wants us to enjoy ourselves, that's why. — Cameron Dean

My nipples hardened (traitorous little bitches) and my eyes widened. — Joanna Wylde

The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate. — George R R Martin

Heaven is the feeling of hand warmers on sore nipples. — Cassi Clark

Babies don't know anything but nipples and lullabies. they splash out looks of wonder on anybody whether they merit it or not. — Daniel Woodrell

I'd rather have my nipples chewed of by a pack of wild dogs than go out with you, Tug. — K.J. Bell

I've got four nipples. I think I must have been a twin, but the one other went away and left its nipples behind. — Harry Styles

Nipples are a fact of life. We all have them. — Lee Goldberg

My eyes never got lower than your nipples. If it wasn't for the fact that Morelli would shoot me I would have taken you on his front lawn. — Janet Evanovich

The only intuitive interface is the nipple. Everything else is learned. — Bruce Tognazzini

That makes my nipples hard! — Jean-Louis Gassee

Just what she needed. She was single and pregnant and her nipples had suddenly become supersensitive $luts looking for action. — Erin McCarthy

Gently he probed her mouth, his tongue stroking hers in an erotic rhythm that had her nipples tightening and her pussy dampening. — Savannah Stuart

Admit you're jealous, Emma."
"Never," she said defiantly.
"Just your nipples then. They're pouting. — Kate Meader

First time I got the full sight of Shug Avery long black body with it black plum nipples, look like her mouth, I thought I had turned into a man — Alice Walker

nipples puckered painfully tight and she squeezed her thighs — Rachel Gibson

Singing is a f***ing blast. When it's really good, it's as good as the best sex. I get nipple erections all the time on stage, I do! — Joan Osborne

glass knives were about as useful as nipples on a knight's breastplate, — George R R Martin

If my nipples could ejaculate, they would. — Kendall Grey

Never has a man been so obsessed with his own nipples as Ben Affleck. — Dan McQuinn

My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples! — Joan Rivers

Seems there was a custom in Ireland at this time of showing obeisance to your king by sucking his nipples. — Marilyn Johnson

Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully! — Lauren Myracle

Shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull-dyke and win a cotton-candy goat. — Hunter S. Thompson

Pec-tacle?
You know, like spectacle but with more dude nipples. — Chloe Neill

It turned out that it was difficult to stay cross with a man when you could see his nipples. — FayJay

She made a good point. So did her nipples. — Jaci Burton

Law may prescribe that the male nipples be made equal to the female ones, but they still will not give milk. — Allan Bloom

Watch it, Romeo." she whispered, "or you're going to make my nipples show through my top."
He glanced down, then said, "Too late. — Toni Blake

I think it's very hard to be naked in a scene and not be upstaged by your nipples. — Susan Sarandon

Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck. — Drew Carey

Nobody gives a rat's nipple about me. — Monta Ellis

With nothing more than thin spandex covering my chest, even the blind would notice that my nipples were so hard, they could cut glass — Jeaniene Frost

That anticipation spiked in a way I felt it in my nipples. My nipples. Oh dear. — Kristen Ashley

The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard. — Janet Evanovich

The birthing wolf,
Her heart fed with tenderness,
Gave forth from ripe brown nipples,
Food to feed the universe. — Roman Payne

You can't win a marathon without putting some bandaids on your nipples! — Kevin Spacey

Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples. — Ben Stiller

Faith is under the left nipple. — Martin Luther

Our earlobes line up with our nipples. — Jill Shalvis

I'm gonna stick your head so far up your *ss your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see! — Dwayne Johnson

The quirky flavourings of the idiosyncratic ideologue ultimately drowned in the ketchup of redheaded twins and nipples that go spung. — Hal Duncan

Vile Father's brown nipples, on the ends of his pendulous man-cans, were like dried figs. — Lev Grossman

My nipples could cut glass. — Chris Pine

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples. — Coolio

So he can go ride a donkey naked through the desert with snapping turtles attached to his nipples for all I care. — Suzanne Wright

What has three eyes,
three nipples and two assholes? — Kurt Vonnegut

Cell phones are like a dog's nipples ... you don't have to shout into them! — Emo Philips

Fuck you! I pierced my nipples for her! — Stjepan Sejic

He called me baby. I didn't look to confirm, and I was glad he didn't either, seeing as I was relatively certain my nipples were now hard. — Kristen Ashley

Wait. You have two Ph.D.'s?"
"Yeah." Shane passed it off as if it were as common as having two nipples. — K.A. Mitchell

Here's to nipples, because without them, tits would be fucking pointless. — K. Bromberg

Buttery nipples," I said, smiling broadly. "Buttery nipples. — Nickolas Butler

They called her a disgrace to the nurturing traditions of womankind. They threatened to paint a mustache on her and shoot off her nipples. — Tom Robbins

Bloody my nose, freeze my nipples, give me blue balls, what else are you going to do to me today? — Jill Patten

No. You said I looked "okay," which is petty much the same thing as saying, "Well, at least your nipples are covered. — Jenny Lawson

It seems there was a custom in Ireland at this time of showing obeisance to your king by sucking his nipples. No nipples, you could not be a king. — Marilyn Johnson

The eyes are the nipples of the face — Anna Faris

He's going to be as useful as nipples on a breastplate. — George R R Martin