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If you're trying to disguise yourself to fool an approaching enemy, then try impersonating a nutsack. Just puff out your cheeks and look uninterested. — Robert Hamburger

Ninjas are way cooler than pirates. pg 4 — Colby Hodge

We're horribly mundane, aggressively mundane individuals. We're the ninjas of the mundane, you might say. — Andy Partridge

Shaman ninjas. Perfect. Now my life was complete. — Ilona Andrews

Not without an army of ninjas behind me am I letting you into my house -Dice (Swoon) — Nina Malkin

Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate. — Nick Harkaway

Ninjas don't wish upon a star, they throw them. — Jarius Raphel

Man ... ninjas are kind of cool ... I just don't know any personally. — Kanye West

Ninjas don't splash other ninjas, — John Green

I think ninjas are probably quieter than SEALs, but we are better swimmers, and also better with guns and blowing things up. — William H. McRaven

Customers are ninjas now. They are stealthily evaluating you right under your nose. — Jay Baer

Knowing when to leave requires training. — Jane Prowse

I loved ninjas when I was younger. — Rain

FIESTA OR DEATH!!! — Vince Kramer

You're just a really loud, awkward ninja, but we are both ninjas. — John Green

The servants must wait like ninjas for me to leave so they could render this place spotless again. — Jeaniene Frost

Today, I attended a friend's birthday party dressed as a ninja. I soon discovered that ninjas are very misunderstood. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

Ninjas don't splash other ninjas," "The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all." I said. — John Green

Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use. — Will Advise

I'm just saying it's not all sand castles and ninjas. — Libba Bray

Hiding is for babies. And ninjas. — Sara Wolf

Because I'm an English ninja," Tanith replied. "We're just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more. — Derek Landy

Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn't paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows - they leap in like sugary ninjas — Charles Dickens

Well, you see, there were these ninjas... — S.A. Hunter

Let's all go over there. She could have an army of psycho girl ninjas hiding in that shack of hers. — James Dashner

If they think first place is the winner, then they don't know a ninja. — Jarius Raphel

There's something mysterious about ninjas because they're deadly and they're scary. — Ray Park

They got ninjas working as strippers in this town or something? Well. — L.A. Witt

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find. — Si Robertson

The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all. — John Green

What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads. — Rob Thurman

I mean, we're ninjas."
"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said
"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas. — John Green

True ninjas are always outnumbered, because they are individuals. — Jarius Raphel

Soothe and sly stamina with a short sword they slice
They are beyond precise making the victim pay the price — Justin Bienvenue

Translators are like ninjas. If you notice them, they're no good. — Etgar Keret

Aiyyo, camoflouge chameleon,
ninjas scalin' your building,
No time to grab the gun,
I already got your wife and children — RZA

Karate-chopping ninjas in a mudslide?" Tamara gave Aaron and Call a dark look. "Could you guys try to lay low? — Holly Black

Ninjas are so cool! — Adrianne Palicki

We were all dressed like a ragtag group of reject ninjas. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

So what you're really saying is that you were attacked by ninjas. — K.L. Penington