
One-track mind easily predicted. —
Toba Beta

Decadence begins when the budget to beautify a man's home exceeds the coin spent to ensure its defense. —
Mark Lawrence

Anyone who gives a surgeon six thousand dollars for breast augmentation should give some thought to investing a little more in brain augmentation. —
Mike Royko

When a man ain't got no ideas of his own, he'd ought to be kind o' careful who he borrows 'em from. —
Owen Wister