
If I held all the thoughts of the world in my hand, I would be careful not to open it. —
Bernard Le Bovier De Fontenelle

I've never actually directed anything I haven't made up. I've never adapted anything. —
Harmony Korine

All love is vanquished by a succeeding love. —
Ovid

An it harm none, do what ye will. —
Doreen Valiente

When people say "clean as a whistle", they forget that a whistle is full of spit. —
George Carlin

I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea! —
Lee Evans

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. —
Leah Remini

She tangled her words
like matted fishing lines —
Debbie Okun Hill

I think, and I've thought this for a long time, that we live, roughly speaking, in the last generation of human beings. —
Whitfield Diffie

Why does everyone run toward a blood-curdling scream?" mumbled the Senior Wrangler. "It's contrary to all sense. —
Terry Pratchett