
The Friday Night Knitting Club —
Kate Jacobs

I'm really proud to have been in The Craft. I will always be that chick from The Craft, no matter what I do. —
Robin Tunney

I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I'm an official idiot. —
Jaroslav Hasek

My oldest son used to say his stomach had angries when he felt sick.
I always pictured an all night fight club for finger foods!! —
Neil Leckman

We must all live so that our children do not have to pay for our deeds. —
Andrejs Upits

If there was an elephant in the supermarket, she'd either not see it at all, or call it Mrs Jones and talk about fishcakes. —
Jeanette Winterson

Life is a gamble, at terrible odds. If it were a bet you wouldn't take it. —
Tom Stoppard

Most people in life don't have to actively do anything to change us, they simply need to be. I reacted to you. You affected me. You helped me. —
Cecelia Ahern

And the seventh rule is if this is your first night at fight club, you have to fight. —
Chuck Palahniuk

When I get your hotel and turn it into my club, I'll fuck a man on opening night in your honor. By the way, do you have any sons? —
Tiffany Reisz

In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs. —
John Pentland Mahaffy

If we can't, as artists, improve on real life, we should put down our pencils and go bake bread. —
Barbara Kingsolver

Don't get down on yourself that you can't run a 4K or dance all night long at a fun club. Give yourself a break. —
Kathleen Hanna

Hell is being trapped in a night-club with the'beautiful people'and forced to live in a'luxury penthouse flat'. —
Paul Johnson

It's depressing sitting at a comedy club all night, waiting to get on to do your five or ten minutes of material. —
Sandra Bernhard

There are few places more lonely than a crowded
night club. —
Dov Davidoff

I did a club one night - the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white. —
J. B. Smoove

My first job was at a Chicago
night club called Mr. Kelly's. —
Shelley Berman

The kitchen was a science experiment gone terribly wrong - entire —
Ransom Riggs

I'd still prefer to do five nights at a club than one night at Allstate Arena. —
Al Jourgensen

The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went on stage and I lost it. —
Bill Burr

As a teacher, it is your job to make explicit whatever you though was implicit —
Carol Ann Tomlinson

I was working at this club in downtown L.A. from four to eight at night, just Eddie Rubin, the drummer, and I. —
Johnny Rivers

Just because a situation is grim doesn't mean you don't have every right to smile. —
Rashida Jones

First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl. —
Marion Barry

By comparison with a night-club, churches are positively gay. —
Aldous Huxley

Igor, one night drunk in a Manila strip club does not make you a Chippendale. It just makes you a little sad, —
Anonymous

Bulgaria, I reflected as I walked back to the hotel, isn't a country; it's a near-death experience. —
Bill Bryson