Nice Housewarming Quotes

Habitat for wildlife is continually shrinking - I can at least provide a way station. — Peter Coyote

Which should be an excellent reminder that when God tells you to do something, you'd better do it; He always has a reason. — Charles R. Swindoll

You couldnt make headlines with raised eyebrows — Vakill

A man is not obliged honestly to answer a question which should not properly be put. — Samuel Johnson

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others. — Mother Teresa

Once you break someone's heart, you are forever its master. — Roy L. Pickering Jr.

My whole childhood was like: Work hard, be quiet, respect elderly people, respect your parents, and just be unobtrusive. — Mindy Kaling

Once upon a time, Sleeping Beauty decided to take a nap from which she would never wake up. — Rachel Cohn

Marijuana is a gateway drug that can lead to awful things, like Phish getting back together. — Stephen Colbert