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In every election in American history both parties have their cliches. The party that has the cliches that ring true wins.
— Newt Gingrich
May we enter, my goddess? I have a nervous old woman out here who is about to wet himself with worry that his brother is dead. Caleb
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I don't take any relationships for granted and I won't ever again. I just enjoy life.
— Tracy Morgan
For thee I dim these eye and stuff this head With all such reading as was never read.
— Alexander Pope
...our familiar features rinsed in weird adulthood.
— Jennifer Egan
You don't have to comment on every boring thing you do." I said. "This isn't Olympic curling. You're just unpacking a suitcase.
— Maria Semple
You'll never call him Fifi again.
— Lynda Barry
Accessible design is good design.
— Steve Ballmer
Nothing could be better than to garner information from drunks, they are some of the most honest and willing people to talk.
— Anonymous
Philosophy is an odd thing. When we use the word in everyday speech, you know, you sometimes hear it hilariously.
— Stephen Fry
I love all trees, but I am in love with pines.
— Aldo Leopold