New Years Funny Quotes
Collection of top 18 famous quotes about New Years Funny
New Years Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.
— Katie McGarry
It seemed to me then that to have published a book - any kind of book - would be the greatest possible happiness I could ask from life.
— Christopher Isherwood
As a moth gnaws a garment, so doth envy consume a [person].
— John Chrysostom
Men's happiness and misery depends altogether as much upon their own humor as it does upon fortune.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
— Carroll Bryant
Walking is easiest, you don't need a lot of apparatus. Just shoe leather and good feet.
— Paul Dudley White
For what is not seen is as good as what does not exist.
— Arthur Schopenhauer
The prevailing system of management has crushed fun out of the workplace.
— W. Edwards Deming
I miss him already. He was a unique person and a dear friend. If a record came on the radio, you'd know it was Waylon Jennings.
— Glen Campbell
My new years resolution? I will be less laz ...
— Jim Gaffigan
I think there are lovely sunsets in hell - and that's where my desire for you is sending me
— John Geddes
No one has hit me. My body is fine. It's my soul that aches. It's always been my soul.
— Lily Paradis
I guess the ultimate luxury professionally is to be able to change your direction, to work in another medium.
— Paul McCartney
You are so beautiful to me.
— Billy Preston
You can do what you have to do, and sometimes you can do it even better than you think you can.
— Jimmy Carter
