Negan's Quotes

He felt like an old sponge steeped in paraffin and left in the sun to dry. — Douglas Adams

Act one: put your characters in a tree. Act two: throw rocks at them. Act three: get them down again. — Anonymous

I can't establish the veracity of what people say because only they know whether they are telling the truth. I can't look into your mind, can I? — David Tang

I'm about as useful as a fingerless eunuch during Fuck Fest February! someone give me a gun! — Robert Kirkman

Your mouth says "No," but your eyes say, "Fuck me until your dick breaks off inside me and fuses into some kind of barbie doll crotch. — Robert Kirkman

Eyes on me", he calls. It's the easiest part of all this. Eyes on Tyler ? Ha. They hardly ever rest on anything else. — Estelle Maskame

No matter how I might feel about myself or my self-image, there is still a part of me that wants to fight to the end. — Willie Aames

There are five known fundamental tastes in the human palate: salty, sweet, sour, bitter, and umami. — Malcolm Gladwell

Protecting the weak is the whole fucking basis for civilization. If you're not protecting the weak, you're not civilized. You're fucking animals. — Robert Kirkman

Yesterday does not equal tomorrow. Forget the past and move towards your goals. — Tony Robbins

I came "here" to get "there." Do I have any fucking clue what "there" is? Hell the fuck no. I'm just trying to live in a world of the dead. — Robert Kirkman

Now get the fuck up off the ground so I can put you in it... like a coffin. Because you'll be fucking dead after I kill you, you fucking asshole. — Robert Kirkman

There is little less trouble in governing a private family than a whole kingdom. — Michel De Montaigne

I have also made this a point in our company: We need to stop taking baby steps and start thinking globally. It really seems to be helping. — Ratan Tata

I am not getting into the rarebit versus rabbit argument. Whatever you call it, it is still cheese on toast. — Nigel Slater

The greatest donation that you can give in life is the donation of unconditional love. — Debasish Mridha

Try to be forgotten. Go live in the country. Stay in mourning for two years, then remarry, but choose somebody decent. — Alexander Pushkin

It's hard to confine an irrational woman in a rational pattern, so I had no idea really what was in her mind. — Leslie Ford

Point me in the right direction, and shut the fuck up. I'm the one calling the shots now. Fall in line or fall down a fucking well. — Robert Kirkman