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Nature Funny Quotes & Sayings

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717! You are behaving like a demented bluebottle - stop that! — Laline Paull

A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder. — A.R. Gurney

And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. — George Eliot

I tried to blow a yellow jacket out and now it's wearing a bow tie in its mouth. — Ana Claudia Antunes

The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement. — Don Roff

Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child. — Robert Breault

God against man. Man against God. Man against nature. Nature against man. Nature against God. God against nature. Very funny religion! — D.T. Suzuki

History teaches us virtue, but nature never ceases to teachh us vice. — Ludwig Borne

Nature itself is the best physician. — Hippocrates

When nature calls, I don't let it go to voicemail. — Nenia Campbell

I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature. — Patty Duke

A run is more difficult to make than no save, because batting is in its nature a far less certain and reliable thing than bowling and fielding. — Ranjitsinhji

There is no such passion in human nature, as the passion for gravy among commercial gentlemen. — Charles Dickens

Nature has a funny way of breaking what does not bend. — Jewel

Of course, he said, he who is of a certain nature, is like those who are
of a certain nature; he who is not, not. — Plato

Funny how the nature of a normal day is the first memory to fade. — Lionel Shriver

Anyone who thinks impressions of old movie actors is funny absolutely cannot be trusted. I think it's like a law of nature. — Stephen King

One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves. — Adrian Sandvaer

People need to make sure they have a good humor spark plug inside them that can be ignited at any moment when required. — Wes Adamson

Nature, time and patience are three great physicians. — Henry George Bohn

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. — Axl Rose

Even Nature is observed to have her playful moods or aspects, of which man sometimes seems to be the sport. — Henry David Thoreau

I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny. — Will Ferrell

It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out. — C.S. Lewis

I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn't? — Paul Merton

Good painter imitates nature, bad ones spews it up. — Miguel De Cervantes

Funny how addiction was socially acceptable - even a status symbol - when it made people extroverts rather than introverts — Stacia Kane

When mice run, cats give chase. — Rachel Vincent

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Magic is a funny term,' she'd say. 'There is nothing supernatural about the earth. As long as you know what does what. — Suzanne Palmieri

Nature is a porno. Deal with it. — Craig Benzine

An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce. — Ann Landers