Napkin Quotes
Collection of top 48 famous quotes about Napkin
Napkin Quotes & Sayings
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He was forty years old, no more, and the color of a white napkin stained with olive oil.
— Anonymous
How did I end up in this situation? I'm the district sales manager of a napkin factor. Why is my daughter in space?
— Andy Weir
Somehow Rabbit can't tear his attention from where the ball should have gone, the little ideal napkin of clipped green pinked with a pretty flag.
— John Updike
Whoever best describes the problem is the one most likely to solve it. - DAN ROAM, AUTHOR OF THE BACK OF THE NAPKIN
— Anonymous
Abby's my sister, Hudson. We're twins."
"Oh thank God! I mean thank God ... that you ... have a sister ... what a special ... um, napkin? — Sarah Ockler
"Oh thank God! I mean thank God ... that you ... have a sister ... what a special ... um, napkin? — Sarah Ockler
Staring down at his napkin, he resembled a scruffy heron. Tempest,
— Robert Galbraith
XML is not a language in the sense of a programming language any more than sketches on a napkin are a language.
— Charles Simonyi
I know I exaggerated things, now I got it like that. Tuck my napkin in my shirt cause I'm just mobbin like that.
— Drake
Our good time is sitting in a coffee shop with a newspaper, writing a line on the back of a napkin. That is the most fun comedians ever have
— Jerry Seinfeld
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
— Mae West
Mr. Bennet stood, dropping his napkin on the table. As interesting as I find this conversation, an urgent matter has come up. I need a hamburger.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
The Count commenced to cough into his napkin, as he had determined long ago that this was the most effective means of removing wine from his windpipe.
— Amor Towles
me get you a napkin," a deep, worried voice said. Two patrons rushed over and shoved napkins in her direction. "Are you okay?" an older woman
— Melissa Foster
Bring mine unopened, with a napkin and an opener. (Blaine)
What? Afraid I'm going to spit in it, big boy? (Aimee) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What? Afraid I'm going to spit in it, big boy? (Aimee) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
A criminal sketch of Christ
on a diner napkin
-'Poet Prophets — Amber Koneval
on a diner napkin
-'Poet Prophets — Amber Koneval
Lydia went over and handed him a paper napkin. Conner stared at the napkin as if it were something delivered directly from the moon.
— Alice Hoffman
She had always hated cats. They seemed so full of rage. She put her napkin on the table and smiled with all her teeth.
— Lauren Groff
Don't worry," Milo replied; "I'll just wrap one up for later," and he folded his napkin around "EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR THE BEST.
— Norton Juster
I hated giving out free legal advice at parties, but at that moment, I would have drafted her will in crayon on a cocktail napkin ...
— N.M. Silber
She's been on more laps than a napkin.
— Walter Winchell
He caught Ben's come in the napkin, the smell making his mouth water harder than any chile sauce could.
— B.A. Tortuga
Hey, Lily," Todd says, placing a napkin in front of her. "Do you know what you're in the mood for tonight?
— Vivian Winslow
Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through a cactus field in his bare feet, and screams out an idea for a self-operating napkin.
— Rube Goldberg
He squints at me. "Except for the red hair and freckles, you look okay. You'll be fine and dandy sitting at the table with a napkin on your lap.
— Christina Baker Kline
None of her spells are planned, but come to her like snatches of poetry or a doodle on a napkin.
— Sheri Holman
When trying to seduce a woman, a writer says: 'I'm a writer', and scribbles a poem on a napkin. It always works.
— Paulo Coelho
Luxury lives in the finer details. It's a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It's a mint on your pillow before bed.
— Iggy Azalea
Frank scooted back like the disk might explode. He had an orange-juice mustache and a brownie-crumb beard that made Piper want to hand him a napkin.
— Rick Riordan
Maria, groaning for scraps, would drape his head on my feet as I ate, trying to camouflage himself as my napkin or the rug.
— Arthur Phillips
Why not collect and clean chicken wishbones in the run-up to Christmas, spray them silver and use each to pinch together a white hem-stitch napkin?
— Pippa Middleton
At the dinner table, if you can't think of anything to say, sit quietly. Don't throw rolls, or chew on your napkin.
— Mason Cooley
The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.
— Mae West
Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin!
— Mae West
So precious a talent as intellect never was given to be wrapt in a napkin and buried in the earth.
— Angelina Grimke
Dialogue is not just quotation. It is grimaces, pauses, adjustments of blouse buttons, doodles on a napkin, and crossings of legs
— Jerome Stern
Keeping even the most humble talent wrapped in a napkin becomes the more reprehensible the greater the emergency.
— Margaret Mead
You don't see how ridiculous it is that your napkin standards exceed your dress-code standards for getting the mail?
— Jewel E. Ann
Can you sign something?" Nicole demanded. "This paper? This napkin? My chest? My inner thighs or my wildest dreams? Whatever you want.
— T.J. Klune
My mom would take me to restaurants, and the first thing I'd ask for would be a pen and a napkin, and I'd sketch shoes and shoes and shoes.
— Alexander Wang