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Wikipedia is kind of weird. I feel it's lame to put up my own page, but I desperately want someone else to do it.
— Kumail Nanjiani
I would say I try to make my comedy really personal. I try to tell stories that happened to me, experiences from my life.
— Kumail Nanjiani
Heaven's my destination.
— Thornton Wilder
(M)ysteries in fiction are seldom as insoluble as those in life, as most writers can't resist the lure of omniscience.
— Dennis McFadden
I love, love, love the street-cart food. Gyros are like a meat-flavored fruit roll-up. A meat roll-up.
— Kumail Nanjiani
I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity.
— Kumail Nanjiani
Mima was like the tree. In this desert where I'd grown up, Mima had shaded me from the sun. She was a tree. How would I live without that tree?
— Benjamin Alire Saenz
I thought of America as this crazy, happy, exciting place where everybody's rich and there's stuff everywhere. Compared to Pakistan, it's not untrue.
— Kumail Nanjiani
I moved to New York first and was really apprehensive about moving to L.A., but I really, really like it.
— Kumail Nanjiani
Who says there's an unemployment problem in this country? Just take the five percent unemployed and give them a baseball stat to follow.
— Andy Van Slyke
Just because you saw a vampire doesn't mean that a snowman or a Loch Ness Monster also exists.
— Kumail Nanjiani
I'm from a family of doctors, and I think they really wanted me to be a doctor. I even sort of assumed I would be a doctor.
— Kumail Nanjiani
When I started working on 'Michael And Michael,' it was my life for three to four months, and then suddenly it's gone.
— Kumail Nanjiani
I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.
— Kumail Nanjiani
T.J. Miller and Kumail Nanjiani I met when I was in Chicago, learning how to do comedy.
— Thomas Middleditch
Every ballet, whether or not successful artistically or with the public, has given me something important.
— Mikhail Baryshnikov
If you do a sketch, that's a very short narrative. Stand-up, it's bit-to-bit, minute-long narratives.
— Kumail Nanjiani
Living in Pakistan, you didn't have a sense of how huge and varied America was, geographically.
— Kumail Nanjiani
The simplest acts of kindness are by far more powerful then a thousand heads bowing in prayer.
— Mahatma Gandhi
I stay home. It's the best place to be alone. There is hardly any walk-through traffic.
— Kumail Nanjiani
I am a very nerdy guy. I understand that it's easier to cast me as a nerdy guy than an action star - although I would love to be an action star!
— Kumail Nanjiani
It wasn't until I moved to New York that I decided to make a conscious effort to be myself.
— Kumail Nanjiani
I was extremely shy and had a terrible fear of public speaking. But I had fallen in love with stand-up.
— Kumail Nanjiani
When you get money you're always a target because there's always somebody who needs money out there.
— Lloyd Banks
I think, you know, a lot of the business of comedy is taking your personal experiences and making them relatable to other people.
— Kumail Nanjiani