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Wikipedia is kind of weird. I feel it's lame to put up my own page, but I desperately want someone else to do it. — Kumail Nanjiani

I would say I try to make my comedy really personal. I try to tell stories that happened to me, experiences from my life. — Kumail Nanjiani

Heaven's my destination. — Thornton Wilder

(M)ysteries in fiction are seldom as insoluble as those in life, as most writers can't resist the lure of omniscience. — Dennis McFadden

I love, love, love the street-cart food. Gyros are like a meat-flavored fruit roll-up. A meat roll-up. — Kumail Nanjiani

I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity. — Kumail Nanjiani

Mima was like the tree. In this desert where I'd grown up, Mima had shaded me from the sun. She was a tree. How would I live without that tree? — Benjamin Alire Saenz

I thought of America as this crazy, happy, exciting place where everybody's rich and there's stuff everywhere. Compared to Pakistan, it's not untrue. — Kumail Nanjiani

I moved to New York first and was really apprehensive about moving to L.A., but I really, really like it. — Kumail Nanjiani

Who says there's an unemployment problem in this country? Just take the five percent unemployed and give them a baseball stat to follow. — Andy Van Slyke

Just because you saw a vampire doesn't mean that a snowman or a Loch Ness Monster also exists. — Kumail Nanjiani

I'm from a family of doctors, and I think they really wanted me to be a doctor. I even sort of assumed I would be a doctor. — Kumail Nanjiani

I can deal with your judgment, because I've always marched to the beat of my own drummer
ever since i cut my camp shirt into a halter top. — Hannah

When I started working on 'Michael And Michael,' it was my life for three to four months, and then suddenly it's gone. — Kumail Nanjiani

I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online. — Kumail Nanjiani

T.J. Miller and Kumail Nanjiani I met when I was in Chicago, learning how to do comedy. — Thomas Middleditch

Every ballet, whether or not successful artistically or with the public, has given me something important. — Mikhail Baryshnikov

If you do a sketch, that's a very short narrative. Stand-up, it's bit-to-bit, minute-long narratives. — Kumail Nanjiani

Living in Pakistan, you didn't have a sense of how huge and varied America was, geographically. — Kumail Nanjiani

The simplest acts of kindness are by far more powerful then a thousand heads bowing in prayer. — Mahatma Gandhi

I stay home. It's the best place to be alone. There is hardly any walk-through traffic. — Kumail Nanjiani

Only a great actor finds the difficulties of the actor's art infinite. — Ellen Terry

Stand-up is successful if they laugh. It's unsuccessful if they don't laugh. — Kumail Nanjiani

On stage I just have to be myself. In acting you have to be so many other people. — Kumail Nanjiani

I am a very nerdy guy. I understand that it's easier to cast me as a nerdy guy than an action star - although I would love to be an action star! — Kumail Nanjiani

It wasn't until I moved to New York that I decided to make a conscious effort to be myself. — Kumail Nanjiani

I was extremely shy and had a terrible fear of public speaking. But I had fallen in love with stand-up. — Kumail Nanjiani

When you get money you're always a target because there's always somebody who needs money out there. — Lloyd Banks

I think, you know, a lot of the business of comedy is taking your personal experiences and making them relatable to other people. — Kumail Nanjiani