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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
— Ray Romano
If I had to live my life over again, I would have a different father, a different wife and a different religion.
— John F. Kennedy
The awkward moment in which I discover that both my wife and my sister have made out with the same guy.
— Rachel Morgan
You need to be my wife to win with me.
— Pawan Mishra
I'm on a search for my future ex-wife.
— Richie Sambora
I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president.
— Shaquille O'Neal
I never wanted to be a trophy wife. I wanted to make it on my own. I didn't want to depend on a man.
— Mamie Van Doren
The biggest inspiration for everything I do is, of course, my wife, playwright Ruth McKee.
— Brian K. Vaughan
If she lives, she shall be my wedded wife. If she diesmother, I can't speak of what I shall feel if she dies. His voice was choked in his throat. — Elizabeth Gaskell
My life revolves around my writing, my wife and my son.
— James Patterson
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
— Henny Youngman
The only reason I don't want to commit adultery is because I love my wife and I love my lord.
— Joseph Prince
You make a very handsome dead eel, my husband,""For a boiled mollusk, you wear black quite well, my wife, — Grace Draven
I'm proud of my family, very proud - I have ten grandchildren, four children, and one wife.
— Dan Shechtman
All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
— Henny Youngman
Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!
— Marc Anthony
I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work, and I didn't stop until she got home.
— George Stephen
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
— Michael Jordan
You're like my wife.""Because I'm not sleeping with you either? — Richard Castle
I just wanted to hold my wife. It was all I had ever wanted to do. I was just as in love with her in our eleventh year as I was in the first.
— Jamie McGuire
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
— Woody Allen
I'm strictly a 'look at the menu but don't order anything' guy when it comes to attractive women who aren't my wife.
— C.T. Phipps
Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans
— Muhammad Ali
I can't do this without her, Liz, I can't. Every part of my life is wrapped up in her. She's my wife,
— Tara Sivec
I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Every day, getting up early in the morning before much traffic, my wife takes me 10 miles from home, drops me off, and I have to get back.
— George Foreman
My ultimate joy and happiness is being a wife and mother.
— Melissa Etheridge
I have one main reader, Miriam Gomez, my wife. She reads everything I write - I have not finished writing something and she is already reading it.
— Guillermo Cabrera Infante
I live in Philadelphia, and my wife and I do a lot of theater out in the Philadelphia community.
— Rob McClure
I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.
— Rob Delaney
Since I got married my wife doesn't really let me wear anything that I used to because she says I have no taste at all.
— Dominic West
My wife is one of the most extroverted people I know. She could out-talk Oprah and Joyce Meyer simultaneously.
— John Ortberg
My wife will tell you that if you feel my hands before I walk on for a performance, you could chill a bottle of wine.
— Mandy Patinkin
If that God for whom you blindly kill made us in his image, each bullet in my wife's body will have been a wound in his heart.
— Antoine Leiris
Surface my wife's most vicious
— Pat Conroy
An arrow isn't the only thing I shoot straight. If you ever come near my wife, you'll be hauled off in a body bag.
— Lucy McConnell
My wife said never to judge her until I walked a mile in her shoes. That's how I found out I like wearing high heels.
— Jerry Snider
I feel like a divorced wife once my book is published and has left me, and hate to be brought back into intimate contact!
— Freya Stark
I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesn't. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has great cooks at home.
— Shah Rukh Khan
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
— Rodney Dangerfield
When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
— Oliver Goldsmith
I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that I have.
— Mike Ness
I am happiest when I am with my wife, Susi, and our two boys exploring and loving something for the first time.
— Mario Batali
Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore.
— Jessica Hahn
Sweet doctor, you shall be my bedfellow. When I'm not there, you can sleep with my wife.
— William Shakespeare
Forty percent of my ideas came from my wife.
— Mike Royer
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.
— Woody Allen
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."
— Frank Carson
Home for me is wherever my wife and kid are.
— Mark Hoppus
I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children.
— Michelangelo
I live in Santa Barbara. My wife's American, and she lived in England for 11 years and then told me she'd had enough.
— Martin Gore
In my whole career, I've never really gotten hurt. The only ones that really hurt me were my wives.
— Jake LaMotta
I don't trust that many people. Just my mother and my wife and a couple of friends. When I trust people, it doesn't end well.
— Gary Sheffield
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
— Rodney Dangerfield
My wife Ricky is my muse. Her personal style and natural beauty have always been my inspiration.
— Ralph Lauren
I think my wife married me for my guacamole.
— Kyle MacLachlan
My high school years were fun and frustrating, typical of the teen years. The most important accomplishment was meeting my wife, Ruth.
— Alan J. Heeger
My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark
— Rodney Dangerfield
We did it, Baby," he said in a hushed voice. "I still can't believe you're my wife.""Believe it," I said, smiling. — Jamie McGuire
I knew that my husband was a song that I had forgotten the words to and I was a fuzzy photograph of someone he used to love.
— Catherine Lacey
I can't wait to be a mom and a wife, and explore that phase of life. And also see how it affects and influences my song writing and creativity.
— Tristan Prettyman
Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she's an Internet widow.
— Mick Ralphs
It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her.
— Gary Player
I shun father and mother and wife and brother, when my genius calls me.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
[To the heckler who said, 'If you were my wife I'd poison you':] No, you wouldn't. I'd do it myself.
— Emmeline Pankhurst
You're my best friend,You're my love,
You're my life.
I can't wait to
make you
my wife!
Love, Ryan — Tina Reber
England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.
— Cedric Hardwicke
I save the curly one for my wife
— Sitta Karina
How cruel a life, that the sight of my dead wife means hope.
— Pierce Brown
I'm marrying my common-law wife, Beth, the Christian way, with a preacher and all that.
— Duane Chapman
I am a hopeless romantic, and so is my wife.
— Nick Cannon