My Wife Is Pregnant Quotes
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My Wife Is Pregnant Quotes & Sayings
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If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third.
— Tommy Lasorda
A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
— H.L. Mencken
I'm just a holy fool
— Lady Gaga
Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That is either a gift here, or a death sentence out there.
— The Walking Dead
Sometimes the only thing you can do is forget about your problems and just keep moving forward.
— Elaine Hussey
I never met my Uncle Jack. My mom was six months pregnant with me when he died. But I knew his wife and two kids very well.
— Mark Shriver
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
— Homer
My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.'
— Bernie Mac
My wife and I left New York when she got pregnant - we just thought it would be really hard to stay in the city.
— Tom Perrotta
I said: All right, talk, but do you mind putting the gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm pregnant and I don't want the child to be born with ...
— Dashiell Hammett
I am the only British writer who writes in Spanish.
— Guillermo Cabrera Infante
I don't care about the facts, Domino, I care about how I feel. How I feel will change, I want to remember that.
— Jeanette Winterson
Nobility of character manifests itself at loop-holes when it is not provided with large doors.
— Mary Eleanor Wilkins Freeman
Never play for the win, never play for the draw, just play chess!
— Alexander Khalifman
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
— Queen Victoria
As a cartoonist, I'm a caricaturist. First you find out what somebody really looks like, and then you find out what they 'really' look like.
— Frank Miller
I am an atheist ... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's all nonsense.
— Andy Rooney
I'd always been a fan growing up, and in high school, I was really into Tom Petty and Bruce Springsteen.
— Bryan Hayes
My wife gets pampered pretty well. She's had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh berries every morning.
— Michael Weatherly
The health of your future kids does not start with their birth - it starts with you, right now, well before you plan to impregnate your wife.
— Pratik Patil