My Wife And Baby Quotes
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My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we had a surrogate.
— Jimmy Fallon
When men and women produce a baby together for the first time, it's an absolute festival of mutual incompetence.
From The Wife Drought — Annabel Crabb
From The Wife Drought — Annabel Crabb
Anthony Weiner and his wife, Huma, have given birth to a baby boy. He posted a photo of the new baby on Twitter, but people are afraid to open it.
— Jay Leno
I am glad to go with my wife and baby boy.
— Alex Campbell
I certainly had my years as an out of work actor but I was married with a baby. My wife was supporting us.
— John Lithgow
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I do not regard it as wrong to take my life, because I simply change my place of residence and go where my wife and baby are.
— Alex Campbell
don't call your wife baby
— David Mamet
I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic!
— Olivia Newport
I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me.
— Shaquille O'Neal
I was just surprised when my wife told me we were having a baby. I was like, Wow, that's awesome. You're going to make a great single mom.
— Brian Posehn
My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby
— Dele Momodu
Perry Palomino, kiddo, baby - will you be my wife?
— Karina Halle
My wife and I would be very comfortable having a baby at home or using one of the terrific nurse-midwives at the hospital.
— Chris Bohjalian
The bitch from hell?" Ian offered and immediately moved out of his wife's reach. "She doesn't like me, baby. She calls me Satan. It hurts my feelings.
— Lexi Blake