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When it comes to their capacity to screw things up, computers are becoming more human every day.
— Seth Lloyd
I grew up in an affluent suburban world and never worried about money until I'd grown up and found wonderfully original ways to screw up my life.
— K.A. Applegate
If people let other people alone, people would be better off. It's always people that screw things up for people anyway.
— Nora Roberts
I would rather screw up trying my best.
— Alexandra
No matter how you spend the time, you'll have regrets. It'll never become a beautiful memory. Screw the once-in-a-lifetime crap.
— Minari Endou
I screw up on the delay settings, so pretty much everything is manually done by me - I don't have those presets like the Edge has.
— Joey Santiago
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.
— Penn Jillette
Society tells us when we are old and no longer useful - screw that!It's your mind and attitude that will tell you when you are old. — Steven Aitchison
If cyberspace can screw with you, it will.
— Dana Stabenow
Screw the dialogue, let's wreck some cars.
— Hal Needham
Ignore the people who are laughing at you right now, because karma is going to screw them as well.
— Alamvusha
When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.
— Magan Vernon
I want revenge, but I don't want to screw up my karma.
— Susane Colasanti
I can charm my way out of a situation when I screw up.
— Cory Arcangel
I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day.
— Anna Paquin
To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose.
— Diablo Cody
If I wasn't mated, and wasn't straight, and you were a Mage, and we hadn't made that pact for friendship's sake, I would totally screw you.
— Scarlett Dawn
You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness.
— Laurie Faria Stolarz
The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead.
— Mark R. Jones
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
— David Letterman
There is someone out there, watching us screw up and waiting for the day we come face to face and explain ourselves.
— C.E. Dimond
I'd rather get up early and go out and do something than stay up late and screw up my body.
— Mike Shinoda
There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me.""Then we're doomed for sure. — Ilona Andrews
Screw the idea of inventing monsters. Here, we just had to look around. Pay attention.
— Chuck Palahniuk
She had made so many calculations, but none involved her legs melting from under her with the instant desire to screw.
— Lauren Groff
Government can screw up just about everything. Given enough power and time it will screw up everything.
— Mark Thornton
Up until my first book was published, I had all this potential, people would say, and I screwed up. After it, I could say: 'No, I didn't screw up.'
— Robert M. Pirsig
With my track record, I'll probably be able to screw up all three branches of government in about a week and a half.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
But Hey, Guess What Crazy means I'm not liable
for my actions. So screw it,
I'll go home, propped up on
Prozac against distractions — Ellen Hopkins
My job is not to save 'The Wheel of Time', to fix 'The Wheel of Time', or anything like that. My job is not to screw it up.
— Brandon Sanderson
I know a lot of people did a lot of heavy lifting to make me successful and I do everything in my power not to screw it up.
— Charles Barkley
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."
— Mitch Hedberg
I've seen so many screw-ups of representations of South Africa, and it makes me so angry every time.
— Lauren Beukes
I though I screwed everything up," I say.He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter
It would be easier to screw up American Express than Coke or Gillette, but it's an immensely strong business.
— Charlie Munger
Really, I don't care if people think I'm too skinny. This is my body. If they don't like it, screw it.
— Ellen Pompeo
in my four months of legal cramming I'd learned the law is full of technicalities. Technicalities are what screw up justice. Wilcox
— Frank W. Abagnale
I trust you, and I know you trust your contact. For one million dollars and three months of my time, I'll screw pretty much anyone.
— Winter Renshaw
If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day for the happiness of Argentina, I will do it.
— Evita Peron
I should get the Nobel peace prize - screw Bono.
— Michael O'Leary
She shoved to her feet. What the hell is that scroll? Some sort of Aegis romance novel? Underworld erotica? Screw you all.
— Larissa Ione
I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is way more acceptable.
— Daniel Tosh
Screw going home. This wasn't the 1950s.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
If you start doing things because you hate others and want to screw them over, the end result is bad.
— Linus Torvalds
You look concerned." Books turned the wheel to screw down the press. "It's my new normative state," Amaranthe said.
— Lindsay Buroker
Floating screw - that's what people used to call me.
— Edward Kennedy
Sometimes, the universe just does what the universe wants to do, and screw you if you can't take a joke. I
— Elliott James
Mortals, screw 'em.
— Eoin Colfer
I love Goody's Spin Pins. They're super cheap and look like corkscrews. You just gather your hair and screw them into a bun.
— Christa Miller
