My Puppy Quotes
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My Puppy Quotes & Sayings
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I think you'd love this puppy. Why don't you just take him home and see what you think? You can just bring him back if you change your mind.
— Timothy Ferriss
My parents gave me a boxer puppy as a present. I have wanted a dog for years and must first give her attention in the morning.
— Natalie Du Toit
The censure of a dog is something no man can stand.
— Christopher Morley
For exercise, I now run with my chocolate Lab puppy, Oscar.
— Daniela Pestova
Please keep your children at your side. Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a puppy.(petting zoo sign) — Katie MacAlister
Kindness, it turns out, is hard - it starts out all rainbows and puppy dogs, and expands to include ... well, EVERYTHING.
— George Saunders
Train your mind the same way you'd train a puppy: Be patient, be consistent, and have some fun along the way.
— Jack Kornfield
We have a puppy named Lucy ... two cats ... goldfish ... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit.
— Julia Barr
If I programmed my own TV network, it would air good news! Just positive stories. Heroic stories. Cute puppy dogs doin' stuff.
— Jennifer Aniston
Did you know that every time a country song is played, a cute little puppy keels over dead?
— Nicole Williams
" it's the Fiery Furnace." They just looked at me as if I said "It's a puppy driving a tractor. — Brodi Ashton
Yeah, at home it's all moonbeams and puppy-dog tails, so I guess I do have a darker side - and I like writing about it.
— Ryan Murphy
In Puppies Behind Bars, when the puppy is eight weeks old it is given to an inmate. The inmate is responsible for the dog.
— Doris Roberts
My first puppy's name was Purple.
— Tracey Ward
I love you, puppy," I told him, just because I could. "You just love my doggie style. — Nicole Peeler
She had always wanted a brother. And she had one now. Sebastian. It was like always wanting a puppy and being a hellhound instead.
— Cassandra Clare
Conceited little mega-puppy.
— Douglas Adams
Puppy presents on the rug. This sucked.
— Kim Harrison
You're like an oceanic Lassie." My grin twitched on my face, threatening to tumble over into laughter again.
— Katherine McIntyre
You look like a puppy. Like I'm jingling my keys and you're jumping by the door waiting for your walk""Woof. — Maggie Stiefvater
There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully.
— Spencer Pratt
Every time that boy smiles, somewhere a puppy died.
— Gwen Hayes
There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.
— Angus Young
Ooh. Top secret angel business, huh? What're you going to do? Dance on a pinhead? Lobby for National Cute Puppy Day?
— Richelle Mead
So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.
— Bill Maher
Think carefully before you issue me a command, Zenobia. For I will do what you tell me, even if I'm the worst possible man for the job.
— Libbie Hawker
Every puppy should have a boy.
— Erma Bombeck
Motherhood is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy.
— Barbara Walters
I often play characters on TV shows that are more sweet and naive and just kind of puppy-dog eyes, and I don't think I am like that as a person.
— Lauren Lapkus
I used to work at a puppy nursery.
— Channing Tatum
I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix.
— Carrie Ann Inaba
Thus went my first Court Day.I think i'm going to puke. — Tamora Pierce
And that reminds me, Mama! I have just intercepted another of that puppy's floral offerings to my sister. This billet was attached to it. (Charles)
— Georgette Heyer
Happiness is....tender puppy kisses on my nose...
— Terri Squires
My libido was like a Golden Retriever puppy, ready to jump all over him and lick his face.Down, girl. — Sarina Bowen
If there were such a thing as a vampire-puppy-dog, it would be Cecil. Big pleading eyes, asking for an ear-scratch and a nice warm bowl of blood.
— Franny Billingsley
Why wasn't my time spent helping people instead of a puppy? I don't know and I don't care but at least I saved something.
— Jay Kopelman
Why couldn't I have puppy love? I only seem to have "I can't decide if I want to rip your throat out or kiss you" love. Ugh.
— Andrea Cremer
Thanks Darling for the beautiful flowers and all the prayers. Now can you just get my puppy past security?
— Elizabeth Taylor
I love kids, but there's always time for them later. You can always adopt; you can have a puppy. The songs are my children.
— Jenny Lewis
That's it, he rasped. Hump me. Are you a dog? Are you a dog in heat? You my dog? He slapped me again. Speak, puppy.
— Heidi Cullinan
Will you stop being cute? Your nose is smudging the window. My god, you're worse than a puppy,
— C.L.Stone
Gotta take my puppy on the road with me, Killer.
— Gregg Allman
Every time I think about that girl, my mind commits a sin.
— Jake Vander Ark
That's one huge puppy.
— Ksenia Anske
I have a puppy purse, and it's named after my doggie named Sammie, who is at home. It's from Poochie and Company.
— Quvenzhane Wallis
You'll reach into your wallet to brandish a photograph of a new puppy, and a friend will say, 'Oh, no - not pictures.'
— Caroline Knapp
Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face.
— Joan Bauer
Keep Hope alive, particularly if Hope is the name of a very cute puppy and not some ill-defined abstraction that is in fact code for big government.
— Jonah Goldberg
When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through.
— Albert Payson Terhune
I'm like an abused puppy, so desperate for attention that it's almost a surprise when I get belted in the gut.Again. — Talia Vance
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
— Bernard Williams
I'm not alone," said the boy. "I've got a puppy.
— Jane Thayer
You can always get sympathy by using the word small. With little industries you feel as you do about a little puppy.
— Frances Perkins
isn't telling a girl you just loooooove eating horsemeat one step away from saying you haven't lived 'til you've eaten puppy skewers?
— Rachel Dratch
A wonder lasts but nine days, and then the puppy's eyes are open.
— Henry Fielding
He looked as though I'd just run over his pet puppy (though no actual puppies were harmed in the formation of that metaphor).
— Ally Carter
This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets.
— Luke Treadaway
Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business.
— Shelley Morrison
Who is this?" he asks. "I've seen him hanging around you like some lovesick puppy. Is he one of the Nephilim?
— Cynthia Hand
Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy.
— Lisi Harrison
Mort glanced sideways at the top of Ysabell's dress, which contained enough puppy fat for two litters of Rottweilers, and forbore to comment.
— Terry Pratchett
I take a step forward but Naomi stops me with a hand on my stomach. Like a lost, little puppy I obey. Good Lord, where did my balls go?
— C.M. Stunich
If Mykle Hansen needed to eat puppies for breakfast to be himself, he would rap the table and scream "waiter, more puppy sauce!
— Garrett Cook
... He sounded as though he had just seen The Pokey Little Puppy meet the business end of The Little Engine That Could.
— Thomm Quackenbush
Of all the possible partners, I get a pit bull puppy.
— Lauren Layne
Sex, on the whole, was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy.
— Julie Burchill
I'm just a natural flirt, but I don't see it in a sexual way. A lot of the time I'm like an overexcited puppy.
— Kylie Minogue
He was kind of like a big puppy dog that just wanted to be loved but tended to hump your leg to get your attention.
— Kathleen Brooks
He looks like a lost puppy, but has the heart of a bitch.
— David Levithan
Happiness is a warm puppy.
— Charles M. Schulz