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I think you'd love this puppy. Why don't you just take him home and see what you think? You can just bring him back if you change your mind. — Timothy Ferriss

My parents gave me a boxer puppy as a present. I have wanted a dog for years and must first give her attention in the morning. — Natalie Du Toit

If Evangeline is my kitten, does that make you my puppy? — Cara Dee

Oh, but my stomach, she is like a waterbed covered in flannel. When I lie on my side in bed, my stomach lies politely beside me, like a puppy. — Anne Lamott

The censure of a dog is something no man can stand. — Christopher Morley

For exercise, I now run with my chocolate Lab puppy, Oscar. — Daniela Pestova

Please keep your children at your side. Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a puppy.
(petting zoo sign) — Katie MacAlister

Kindness, it turns out, is hard - it starts out all rainbows and puppy dogs, and expands to include ... well, EVERYTHING. — George Saunders

Train your mind the same way you'd train a puppy: Be patient, be consistent, and have some fun along the way. — Jack Kornfield

It wasn't one of my favorite boots, Marcus said, trying to cheer Miss Royle up. She looked as if someone had decapitated a puppy. — Julia Quinn

We have a puppy named Lucy ... two cats ... goldfish ... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit. — Julia Barr

If I programmed my own TV network, it would air good news! Just positive stories. Heroic stories. Cute puppy dogs doin' stuff. — Jennifer Aniston

Did you know that every time a country song is played, a cute little puppy keels over dead? — Nicole Williams

" it's the Fiery Furnace."
They just looked at me as if I said "It's a puppy driving a tractor. — Brodi Ashton

Yeah, at home it's all moonbeams and puppy-dog tails, so I guess I do have a darker side - and I like writing about it. — Ryan Murphy

In Puppies Behind Bars, when the puppy is eight weeks old it is given to an inmate. The inmate is responsible for the dog. — Doris Roberts

A pure white puppy followed on the girl's heels, barking, and the girl laughed in the breathless, drunken way of children as she ran into the hallway. — Kit Alloway

My first puppy's name was Purple. — Tracey Ward

I love you, puppy," I told him, just because I could.
"You just love my doggie style. — Nicole Peeler

She had always wanted a brother. And she had one now. Sebastian. It was like always wanting a puppy and being a hellhound instead. — Cassandra Clare

Conceited little mega-puppy. — Douglas Adams

Puppy presents on the rug. This sucked. — Kim Harrison

You're like an oceanic Lassie." My grin twitched on my face, threatening to tumble over into laughter again. — Katherine McIntyre

You look like a puppy. Like I'm jingling my keys and you're jumping by the door waiting for your walk"
"Woof. — Maggie Stiefvater

There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully. — Spencer Pratt

Every time that boy smiles, somewhere a puppy died. — Gwen Hayes

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans. — Angus Young

Ooh. Top secret angel business, huh? What're you going to do? Dance on a pinhead? Lobby for National Cute Puppy Day? — Richelle Mead

So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies. — Bill Maher

If you want to meet girls, by far the best method is to carry a baby or a puppy. — Fred Green

Think carefully before you issue me a command, Zenobia. For I will do what you tell me, even if I'm the worst possible man for the job. — Libbie Hawker

Every puppy should have a boy. — Erma Bombeck

- If you could describe my son in 3 words, what would you say?
- Sweet. Cute. Funny.
- That could be a description of a puppy she says dryly. — Mary Papas

Motherhood is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy. — Barbara Walters

I often play characters on TV shows that are more sweet and naive and just kind of puppy-dog eyes, and I don't think I am like that as a person. — Lauren Lapkus

I take acting lessons with my coach, and what do I get famous for? Holding a puppy! — Kim Coates

The parents may be one of the best indications of the future temperament of your new puppy. A surprising amount of behavior is inherited. — Anonymous

I used to work at a puppy nursery. — Channing Tatum

I love pets and I love animals, and I just got a new puppy, a new rescue named Peanut. She's a tiny little Chihuahua mix. — Carrie Ann Inaba

Thus went my first Court Day.
I think i'm going to puke. — Tamora Pierce

And that reminds me, Mama! I have just intercepted another of that puppy's floral offerings to my sister. This billet was attached to it. (Charles) — Georgette Heyer

Happiness is....tender puppy kisses on my nose... — Terri Squires

My libido was like a Golden Retriever puppy, ready to jump all over him and lick his face.
Down, girl. — Sarina Bowen

If there were such a thing as a vampire-puppy-dog, it would be Cecil. Big pleading eyes, asking for an ear-scratch and a nice warm bowl of blood. — Franny Billingsley

Why wasn't my time spent helping people instead of a puppy? I don't know and I don't care but at least I saved something. — Jay Kopelman

Why couldn't I have puppy love? I only seem to have "I can't decide if I want to rip your throat out or kiss you" love. Ugh. — Andrea Cremer

Thanks Darling for the beautiful flowers and all the prayers. Now can you just get my puppy past security? — Elizabeth Taylor

I love kids, but there's always time for them later. You can always adopt; you can have a puppy. The songs are my children. — Jenny Lewis

It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone. — Bridget Hall

That's it, he rasped. Hump me. Are you a dog? Are you a dog in heat? You my dog? He slapped me again. Speak, puppy. — Heidi Cullinan

Will you stop being cute? Your nose is smudging the window. My god, you're worse than a puppy, — C.L.Stone

Gotta take my puppy on the road with me, Killer. — Gregg Allman

Every time I think about that girl, my mind commits a sin. — Jake Vander Ark

That's one huge puppy. — Ksenia Anske

I have a puppy purse, and it's named after my doggie named Sammie, who is at home. It's from Poochie and Company. — Quvenzhane Wallis

Just as a puppy can be more of a challenge than a gift, so too can the holidays. — John Clayton

You'll reach into your wallet to brandish a photograph of a new puppy, and a friend will say, 'Oh, no - not pictures.' — Caroline Knapp

Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face. — Joan Bauer

Keep Hope alive, particularly if Hope is the name of a very cute puppy and not some ill-defined abstraction that is in fact code for big government. — Jonah Goldberg

When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through. — Albert Payson Terhune

I'm like an abused puppy, so desperate for attention that it's almost a surprise when I get belted in the gut.
Again. — Talia Vance

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. — Bernard Williams

I'm not alone," said the boy. "I've got a puppy. — Jane Thayer

You can always get sympathy by using the word small. With little industries you feel as you do about a little puppy. — Frances Perkins

isn't telling a girl you just loooooove eating horsemeat one step away from saying you haven't lived 'til you've eaten puppy skewers? — Rachel Dratch

Nutrition ... has been kicked around like a puppy that cannot take care of itself. Food faddists and crackpots have kicked it pretty cruelly ... — Adelle Davis

A wonder lasts but nine days, and then the puppy's eyes are open. — Henry Fielding

If I hadn't come back today to check on you boys, which one of you would have taken this puppy apart?" she said. "I was going to wing it, — Mark Stevens

He looked as though I'd just run over his pet puppy (though no actual puppies were harmed in the formation of that metaphor). — Ally Carter

My son Matthew's beloved dog is a Jack Russell. His name is Buster. Matthew picked him as a puppy, when he was tiny himself. — Rob Lowe

This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets. — Luke Treadaway

Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business. — Shelley Morrison

Who is this?" he asks. "I've seen him hanging around you like some lovesick puppy. Is he one of the Nephilim? — Cynthia Hand

Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy. — Lisi Harrison

Mort glanced sideways at the top of Ysabell's dress, which contained enough puppy fat for two litters of Rottweilers, and forbore to comment. — Terry Pratchett

I take a step forward but Naomi stops me with a hand on my stomach. Like a lost, little puppy I obey. Good Lord, where did my balls go? — C.M. Stunich

If Mykle Hansen needed to eat puppies for breakfast to be himself, he would rap the table and scream "waiter, more puppy sauce! — Garrett Cook

Call's stomach felt as if it wanted to curl up inside him like a kicked puppy. — Holly Black

In most puppy mills, dogs live and die in their own excrement. — Anonymous

... He sounded as though he had just seen The Pokey Little Puppy meet the business end of The Little Engine That Could. — Thomm Quackenbush

Of all the possible partners, I get a pit bull puppy. — Lauren Layne

Sex, on the whole, was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy. — Julie Burchill

I'm just a natural flirt, but I don't see it in a sexual way. A lot of the time I'm like an overexcited puppy. — Kylie Minogue

He was kind of like a big puppy dog that just wanted to be loved but tended to hump your leg to get your attention. — Kathleen Brooks

He looks like a lost puppy, but has the heart of a bitch. — David Levithan

Happiness is a warm puppy. — Charles M. Schulz