My Momma Quotes
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My Momma Quotes & Sayings
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Momma gettin' older feelin' pains In her shoulder. I gotta stay focused and remain a little soldier.
— Rick Ross
It's just fun to say aliens. I keep thinking something is gonna pop out of my chest and try to make me its momma.
— Milly Taiden
If y'all find a couple of my toes on ya plate, jess let me know, 'cause I'm missin' a few. I put my foot in this heah meal." ~Big Momma
— Angela Duirden-Galbreth
Momma, you're special, Renesmee told me without any surprise, like she was commenting on the color of my clothes.
— Stephenie Meyer
Momma, I could live with the idea.
— Carolyn Brown
Like Momma says, only thing you get by digging dirt is dirty.
— Jamie Farrell
I don't think I've ever put it in words before. But daddy took a gun and ended his life and took momma's with him.
— Shelby Lynne
If you listen to yo momma You won't ever have no fun. — Chris Smither
It's not easy for a young gay fabulous boy in Japan, I should know, that's why I became a woman. Momma Nakama
— Rochelle H. Ragnarok
After momma gave birth to 12 of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her.
— Dolly Parton
Being obscure in acronyms is great. I think I'll start making up my own ... INYM - I'm Not Your Momma.
— Paul Vixie
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Bloodthirsty, thy name is Momma Wolf.
— Carrie Ann Ryan
My momma used to say that a girl had to find her prince after wading through the frogs.
— Shelly Crane
I am proud of my kids, but I also want to make my mom proud of me. I'm still a momma's girl at the heart of the situation.
— Tori Spelling
Well, a little girl is more likely to trust a person who reminds her of her momma, right? Depends on what her momma's like, I thought.
— Gillian Flynn
Yo Mama so ugly,
— Yo Momma
I watched the jealousy between them grow, and felt it was none of my faultonly Momma's! As everything wrong in my life was her fault. — V.C. Andrews
My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
— Jeff Foxworthy
A man won't buy the cow when he can get the milk for free phrase my momma used to say has popped into my head one, maybe two million times
— Eric Jerome Dickey
I want to remind all Africans, please come to Africa. It's right across the water. Come look at yourselves. Momma is waiting.
— Geronimo Pratt
He could usually get outdoors without waking Momma or Ellie or Brenda or Joyce Ann.
— Katherine Paterson
Momma always said that a true lady never lets someone know when he's riled her; otherwise, she's giving away her power and her crown. My
— Carolyn Brown
Momma and Daddy have a good marriage and friendship.
— Ebony Tanya
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words
— Dolly Parton
Momma used to say, "We don't have much, but at least we have each other." And then one day, we didn't even have that much.
— Mary Kubica
Bad moments don't make bad mommas.
— Lysa TerKeurst
Miss Trudie said, "Well, like my momma used to say, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. This takes the cake.
— Dorothea Benton Frank
As long as there's Big Momma, we're going to bring you comedy.
— Martin Lawrence
Brenda's pouting voice broke in, Your girl friend's dead, and Momma thought you was dead, too.
— Katherine Paterson
Being the 8th out of 10 kids, and being the one that stayed in trouble, I sort of became a momma's boy.
— Bo Jackson
Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo
— THE CLOWN FACTORY
My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer.
— Miles Davis
Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca?
— Chubby Checker
And Burford needs a momma.
— Kristen Ashley
I am loving being Momma. I really, really am.
— Barbara Mandrell
Mina thought to herself, watching, her momma was the kind of woman she wanted to be, wherever else she got to in her life.
— Cynthia Voigt
My mother died, and I couldn't stand to look at her bedroom any more. I'd get sick. I've always been a momma's boy.
— Little Richard
Momma convinced us that not only was cleanliness next to Godliness, dirtiness was the inventor of misery. The
— Maya Angelou
I got my first guitar at age of 7 and never laid it down. Momma taught me G, C, and D. I was off to the races son!
— Jerry Reed
Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy
— Kim Kardashian
Why doesn't momma come back?
— Cynthia Voigt
Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry.
— Various
Momma always said when Randy got an idea in his head it was more likely to come attached to a foot in his ass than a check in the bank.
— Joe Schwartz
I'm essentially a momma's boy with a good education.
— Tom Sizemore
Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried.
— Merle Haggard
Do what your momma tells you to do, go to sunday school, go to church, and when you die, you'll go to Statesboro.
— Erk Russell
Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star.
— Ludacris
My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!
— Aries Spears
Momma bear lookin' after my kids. Good woman lookin' after her man.
— Kristen Ashley
I learned in school that money isn't everything. It's happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
