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My Husband Is Funny Quotes By Rita Rudner: Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband

Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano. — Rita Rudner

My Husband Is Funny Quotes By E.W. Howe: A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier,

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — E.W. Howe

My Husband Is Funny Quotes By Ethan Day: Don't do it gurl," he said with a

Don't do it gurl," he said with a wink. "You need to pretend like that phone is your best friend's husband's dick now drop it. — Ethan Day

My Husband Is Funny Quotes By Bill Cosby: Any husband who says, "My wife and I

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge. — Bill Cosby

My Husband Is Funny Quotes By Johnny Carson: The difference between divorce and legal separation is

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. — Johnny Carson

My Husband Is Funny Quotes By Ashley Scott: What's funny is my husband doesn't have any

What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one. — Ashley Scott

My Husband Is Funny Quotes By Robyn Carr: Your big scary husband is crying.

Your big scary husband is crying. — Robyn Carr

My Husband Is Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I was thinking that women should put pictures

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans. — Steven Wright

My Husband Is Funny Quotes By Frank Carson: An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her

An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was. — Frank Carson

My Husband Is Funny Quotes By Philip K. Dick: There, at her console, he dialed 594: pleased

There, at her console, he dialed 594: pleased acknowledgement of husband's superior wisdom in all matters — Philip K. Dick

My Husband Is Funny Quotes By William Archibald Spooner: Poor soul - very sad; her late husband,

Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul. — William Archibald Spooner

My Husband Is Funny Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: If you have the woman you love, what

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

My Husband Is Funny Quotes By Rosanna Arquette: I have trouble saying hu ... hu ...

I have trouble saying hu ... hu ... husband. — Rosanna Arquette

My Husband Is Funny Quotes By Pawan Mishra: Most of a husband's life is spent in

Most of a husband's life is spent in doing research on his wife. — Pawan Mishra

My Husband Is Funny Quotes By Nancy Thayer: It's funny, but if I had to say

It's funny, but if I had to say whom I'm closer to, who knows me better, I'd have a hard time choosing between my husband and my best friend. — Nancy Thayer

My Husband Is Funny Quotes By Niecy Nash: I don't have a desire to do reality.

I don't have a desire to do reality. Because my truth is not what people are responding to. My truth is funny; I laugh with my husband every day. — Niecy Nash

My Husband Is Funny Quotes By Ljupka Cvetanova: He is not an ideal husband. I am

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

My Husband Is Funny Quotes By Francesca Annis: The funny thing is I'm not bothered or

The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. — Francesca Annis